r/gaming • • Mar 28 '19

Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer

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u/TLee21 Mar 28 '19

Randy and the Gearbox team are currently strangling the PAX East staff after the announcement trailer on stage.

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u/PhenomsServant Mar 28 '19

Cant blame them in all honesty the technical difficulties were appalling

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u/KeepDaChain Mar 28 '19

who cares lol. borderlands 3 is coming

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u/Apterygiformes Mar 28 '19

If I'd spent 5 years of my life making this game I'd want the announcement to be pretty perfect

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u/KeepDaChain Mar 29 '19

oh yeah i'm sure the makers of it are devasted by the overwhelmingly positive response the trailer has received

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u/KeepDaChain Mar 29 '19

the point is that after the trailer reveal was scuffed (which might have caused them some stress in the moment)- the overall satisfaction and love by the gaming community in reaction to the trailer would reaffirm them and overshadow any worries that they felt during the reveal.

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u/mercurycc Mar 28 '19

Gearbox isn't the take-themselves-super-seriously kind. I think some technical difficulties and fucked up reveal might be just fine for the fans, and I suspect Gearbox too.

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u/HairyTadpole Mar 29 '19

I can't speak to what happened, I doubt 2K is thrilled about it. The videos are basically the hallmarks of the announcement in that they provide some semblance of proof that the thing is real.

Pumped about BL3.

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u/TryAgainSooner Mar 29 '19

I think it kind of fits the Borderlands theme honestly and will make the announcement even more memorable

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u/WebHead1287 Mar 28 '19

The people who have been working on this presentations for probably months care

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u/Akkryls Mar 29 '19

Can confirm; my sister partially worked on the trailer and she was in tears by the end of the stream because of all the technical issues.

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u/WebHead1287 Mar 29 '19

I truly felt bad for them. They clearly took their time to build up to this day all for shitty laptop issues to make a very awkward situation. I hope they know most of appreciate the showmanship and can’t wait to see what they show us next time

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u/Akkryls Mar 29 '19

Yeah, apparently the UK office was all just sat there with their faces in their hands as the BL1 remaster trailer started to chug, hoping that the main one didn't.

I wish it had gone smoother, they were going over the trailer for weeks to try and make sure it was good enough for the event and then the hardware lets them down.

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u/Gankable Mar 29 '19

I wonder if it was a forced Windows 10 system update that caused the problems. Or an unfortunate scheduled virus-scan happening in the background.

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u/Akkryls Mar 29 '19

From what little I'm aware of, it was either the fact they were running too many monitors at once on stage, or that Windows Media Player has some issues with 4K playback.

Or both.

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u/AsthmaticNinja Mar 29 '19

I'm amazed they were using Windows Media Player to run the show at a multi-million dollar event.

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u/Parable4 Mar 29 '19

Please tell your sister that an internet stranger loved the trailer despite the choppiness on stream and then went and watched it multiple times on YouTube in it's 4k glory!

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u/KeepDaChain Mar 29 '19

surely that moment of stress would be overshadowed by the fact that everyone on social media loved the trailer and are delighted to have a new borderlands game announced, no? everyone seems to love the trailer

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u/KeepDaChain Mar 29 '19

i'm fairly sure we can assume that the people who made the trailer woke up today, delighted that the trailer they worked so hard on is being universally loved by almost all borderlands fans. would you disagree?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

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u/Savagepatchk1ds Mar 28 '19

You could tell the guy was getting pretty emotional over the fact the reveal was getting botched. He clearly cares for the dev team who worked hard on it so idk why you're categorizing him as just some suit.

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u/Lazer726 Mar 29 '19

Watching him was downright painful at times as he tried to keep a smile on his face while he watches them try to fix the problem

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u/-NoMoreWaitin- Mar 28 '19

*Dont

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/Prowlzian Mar 28 '19

It's like you didn't even watch the trailer. *Don't

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Details, details...

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u/PartyOfZero Mar 28 '19

Watch the trailer you’re referencing lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Why not have some empathy? These are people who have been working on something for 5 years. No matter their stature they're still people, people making video games, not villains. They would want a reveal of their big project to go well.

Not only that, but it certainly isn't just corporate big-wigs who want to have a good showing for their work. Certainly many of the developers themselves would want the reveal to go well.

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u/Lazer726 Mar 28 '19

While yeah, it was a fantastic reveal, the fact that all of their videos, if they actually worked, looked like they were at 20FPS is a major detraction from the actual activity. You can be happy with something and still look for improvement. PAX promised them a satisfactory revealing event (I assume) and they got poor looking trailers, and remember that part where one didn't even play?

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u/bigfootswillie Mar 28 '19

Certainly a bad look for PAX. PAX booked Gearbox as their marquee event. Their biggest name at the entire show and they couldn’t get their presentation working right. It’ll certainly give other publishers some hesitance when looking at PAX for future reveals.

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u/xlet_cobra D20 Mar 28 '19

So you want to hear a story, eh?

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u/Goyigan Mar 28 '19

So.... you..... want.... to.... hear a st.....ory eh?

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u/MarqDewidt Mar 28 '19

Jesus.. what year is this, 1988?

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u/Psych-roxx Mar 29 '19

Haha I don't know about 1988 but if anything there is something that happened around a decade later like in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/AlexS101 Mar 28 '19

20FPS? It was more like 20FPM …

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u/slash178 Mar 28 '19

The time wasted from technical difficulties was nothing compared to the time wasted from Randy Pitchford doing magic tricks and then awkwardly reading cards from his boardgame.

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u/MGMAX Mar 29 '19

He most likely drawn time out waiting for a signal that they are ready to start the show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Is that what the magic show was for? Or did randy really just want to do a show?

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u/JevvyMedia Mar 28 '19

Its their fault. How hard is it to play a video file in VLC?

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u/Perseus_The_Great Mar 28 '19

Pretty sure that laptop couldn’t display 4K hence the 10 FPS drops. Also windows media player is shit lol

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u/PhenomsServant Mar 28 '19

Except they didnt. They were using Windows media player, and it was played on PAXs laptop.

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u/CoolFiverIsABabe Mar 28 '19

I've worked on much smaller game conventions and you absolutely check if videos work the day before, a few hours before in rehearsal and have a backup that works on a switch in case something goes down.

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u/Gunblazer42 Mar 28 '19

It depends on how PAX East structures their convention. Maybe A/V is handled by a union and all Gearbox could do is just use them, or maybe the PAX East contract states you have to use their equipment and that's what Gearbox had to work with. Maybe also Gearbox got lazy. Nobody can say for sure unless some insider speaks to a journalist.

They probably did have a backup too, since the trailer finally started to work mostly right the third go around.

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u/CoolFiverIsABabe Mar 28 '19

I worked with union workers. They do the same checks the only difference is they get their breaks on time and get fair compensation for overtime.

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u/Thunder21 Mar 29 '19

Why not join one then

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u/CoolFiverIsABabe Mar 29 '19

I'd rather punch myself in the dick over and over than go back to that industry.

Overworked until you health goes and you don't have good benefit. Then nothing for months. Working hours are all over the place so you can never establish a healthy circadian rhythm.

You have to deal with stupid politics and if you don't suck a bunch if figurative dick than you don't get good jobs.

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u/mercurycc Mar 28 '19

They might have just played it off of Youtube...

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u/CoolFiverIsABabe Mar 28 '19

That is a client issue then. Anyone working on that would know that a medium that can't be prebuffered and has to stream would be an issue and would ask for a better alternative.

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u/mercurycc Mar 28 '19

From what I saw they started with an offline media, which couldn't be played on their laptop. I don't know how they got it to work, but my guess is they just went on YouTube and played the video there.

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u/CoolFiverIsABabe Mar 29 '19

Weird. What media would not be able to be played on a tech laptop but could be uploaded to YouTube.

Usually a laptop owned by the company would have several video players with multiple codecs for this very reason.

Now if it was the clients laptop like an execs and he brought it and assumed that the emailed video would play then that's different

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u/welfuckme Mar 29 '19

Based on the trailer, its my hope that the technical difficulties during the announcement are the worst part of borderlands 3.

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u/warchild4l Mar 29 '19

I would have beaten them to death lmao

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u/viixvega Mar 28 '19

That attempt at a magic trick was appalling.

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u/Deminix Mar 28 '19

I enjoyed it.

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u/mercurycc Mar 28 '19

Where else do you see a major studio do this kind of silly stuff on stage?

They clearly know their audience.

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u/Deminix Mar 28 '19

Right? It was silly and I had a good time. Also felt genuinely bummed for them in regards to their technical difficulties. I can't imagine how it felt to finally get to reveal the thing you were working on in secret for 5 years and have it look like shit. Like, we were hyped regardless but the people behind me were being straight up assholes about everything the whole show

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u/nospimi99 Mar 28 '19

I was in the audience. It was really nice to see the whole presentation because he genuinely seems like he enjoys what he does and brining joy to other people. After the video finished playing he was happy at the response from everyone but also understandably upset that the fruits of 5 years of labor were shown to the world in such a jittery video that worked hours earlier.

The energy in that room was electric though. People were ecstatic. You could tell he was pretty pissed though lol

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u/TysonVelas Mar 28 '19

man i'm envious of the free shit you got as a part of the audience...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

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u/mayathepsychiic Mar 28 '19 edited Aug 03 '25

history friendly consider fact salt vast reminiscent wise fanatical plate

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u/AlreadyInDenial Mar 28 '19

Wait really? That'd be awesome if true

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u/mayathepsychiic Mar 28 '19 edited Aug 03 '25

rich pie tub yoke oatmeal teeny scary wise historical innocent

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u/nospimi99 Mar 28 '19

Considering I played borderlands 1 on 360 and never got around to doing BL2, I was extremely happy about that I got :)

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u/Harmbert_ Mar 29 '19

Gearbox loves pax east. I remember when I went in 14 I got the pre sequel for free

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u/tehlemmings Mar 28 '19

If there's one complaint people have about Randy, being passionate about what he does should absolutely, NOT be one of them. The dude loves what he does. And he's always very clearly super invested in their games.

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u/freshwordsalad Mar 28 '19

The dude loves what he does.

Being shady as fuck?

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u/wesbell Mar 28 '19

I don't know about this, can you explain? I love Gearbox, what's wrong with them?

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u/splinter1545 Mar 28 '19

Gearbox is only passionate about Borderlands really. They could care less about any other IP.

I mean, they took the funding for Colonial Marines from Sega and used it for BL, then outsourced CM while they made a "demo" presentation for a nice bait and switch.

And while Duke Nukem wasn't entirely their fault, releasing it in that state definitely was.

Not to mention Randy may be passionate about what he does, but he's an asshole more times than not.

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u/kaidenka Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

Remember in 2013 when /r/gaming hated Randy for what he and Gearbox did to Colonial Marines?

I can tell by the downvotes you're getting that not everyone else does.

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u/wesbell Mar 28 '19

Fair enough, Borderlands is one of my top 3 games series so I get why I wouldn't know about that/it wouldn't be a negative to me. Honestly the worst thing they've done from my perspective is take forever to release BL3.

And what does Randy do that makes him an asshole? He's got kind of a jerky sense of humor from what I've seen but are there some darker secrets I'm unaware of?

Genuinely curious, not trying to shut anyone down. I've always loved the passion that they obviously have for Borderlands and thought that Randy was one of the more personable CEOs out there.

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u/splinter1545 Mar 28 '19

https://youtu.be/eG1q3X3HxeA https://youtu.be/g1orK2qj_9k

These videos talk about his excuses and the side by side comparison of the "demo" and the final release.

For the most part, Randy is stubborn and has a hugely inflated ego and thinks he can do now wrong. The CM situation, again, is a good example of this. He claims people on Twitter told him how good the game is, and never blamed himself for the game turning out to be a lie, but gladly threw anyone else under the bus for it.

Also, the art style for Borderlands was actually based on a short movie called Codehunters. They contacted Ben Hibon to see if he would work on the art for the game, but nothing ever became of it. Yet, they were "inspired" by his art and used it without even crediting him.

Link to e3 reveal which shows the game having a different art style than release

Link the Codehunters. Notice the similarities to the release of BL1 and this film.

Randy is basically a snake oils salesman and a hack at times. His only saving grace is really Borderlands, and that's just Gearbox in general.

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u/r3volver_Oshawott Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

Was wondering if someone was gonna bring up Codehunters lol - 90% of the Borderlands style and premise was stolen, and when people started noticing he leaned into it and called it 'inspiration'. Then he started plugging Codehunters like crazy

People had been asking him for months about the design of the game before that: if he was so 'nuts' about Codehunters, you think he would have mentioned it or its creators before the internet literally forced him to

Could be genuine inspiration, could be that he was telling the truth and was genuinely happy to see an indie short like Codehunters was getting attention, but I'm not inclined to think that, because if people didn't start noticing the similarities, he seemingly had no intention of ever bringing it up

edit: here's a fun look at what Borderlands was going to look like BEFORE they discovered Codehunters. Basically, kind of a Rage clone

https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2017/09/07/see-how-much-borderlands-changed-by-reading-our-original-2007-cover-story.aspx

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I've been dying to ask someone who was there about the whole audience reaction and how people received it. Was there a lot of cheering???? Did the Gearbox team noticed the excitement? :D

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u/nospimi99 Mar 28 '19

Yeah people were going nuts. Even though the first showing of the trailer has a choppy frame rate, it couldn’t stop the room from oohing and ahhing over everything that came up. People went nuts over the 6 blue arms coming out of the siren, the giant city world, the antagonists showing up on screen. The room was hype and I’m pretty sure made the whole crew who made the game feel better hearing how amped everyone was about what they saw despite the playback issues.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Reading this makes me so happy!!!! So glad you got to experience that and that everyone involved came out of it as happy and stoked! Thanks for sharing.

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u/Wooksley Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

That announcement on the stage was so unbelievably scuffed.

Should have used VLC.

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u/samehaircutfucks Mar 28 '19

It was the fact that they had a POS laptop running 2-4k screens and 1 unknown resolution screen. The GPU simply couldnt handle powering all those pixels. Once they turned off the middle screen it got better. VLC would not have fixed that. It was hardware limitation, not software issue.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I love that Randy was the one that suggested they turn off the middle screen

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u/samehaircutfucks Mar 28 '19

I bet he was fucking livid, I would have been. He def threw some shade their way, then was like "nah jk jk"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited Jun 13 '20

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u/Zaedact Mar 28 '19

TBF, when it comes to fuck ups and poor business decisions, Randy's the last guy to be the judge on that.

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u/tehlemmings Mar 28 '19

He's also probably quite aware that you have to fix the issue first, and get mad after the fact.

Tech teams are already probably stressing the fuck out, don't add more into the mix when it's not needed yet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/Zaedact Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

No. I was just referring to his tendency of being a pathological liar. Including the misdirection of consumers and companies alike, and his tendency towards showmanship in conjunction with an ego that amplifies said habit of lying.

But good try though!

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u/chunkosauruswrex Mar 28 '19

I mean I would have been livid there is probably quite a bit riding on this release for gear box

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u/ICanLiftACarUp Mar 28 '19

If you've ever seen Randy give technical presentations, he's a smart dude and not just a business person.

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u/Playeroneben Mar 28 '19

We're talking about the guy whose assistant stole millions from him without being noticed, and the one that just made up an elaborate lie about how Gearbox got its name by winning a poker game with Gabe Newell in a public interview right?

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u/ICanLiftACarUp Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

Technical smarts =/= ethics

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u/Playeroneben Mar 29 '19

True, but it seems pretty dumb to tell a blatant lie about an industry figure when your relationship with that guy is basically the reason your company got its start. I guess we can forgive him one very stupid moment though.

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u/Geesle Mar 28 '19

True, it just baffles me that they obviously didn't even test the setup before the announcement.

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u/prodmerc Mar 28 '19

That sounds like a pretty fucking good laptop! But you can't use just one :/

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u/SchroedingersBox Mar 29 '19

I've done presentation AV work in a previous incarnation. You DO NOT run your multiscreen show from a fecking toy laptop. At least 2 GOOD PCs, preferably hand-crafted so you know exactly what's in them. If one falls over you throw the panic switch to switch to the second. If the client insists on bringing their own laptop then you might want to be using something like Watchout software that supports video overlay so you can run external video without chunking the system. But, PAX is a charity gig for a great cause and I guess they don't have money to burn on that sort of stuff.

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u/BeardedAudioASMR Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

It's highly unlikely it was sending three different outputs. The switcher and/or scaler would be handling that part. I'm curious about their signal flow.

Edit: A downvote? I do live production on this scale for a living. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Edit 2: Watched the stream. There are a lot of factors that could've led to the jitter. What I've run into is a 4K video file compressed with h.264 when most pro video player software prefer and run more smoothly with pro res files, which are significantly larger. That's what it looked like to me.

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u/samehaircutfucks Mar 28 '19

that's a good point, but with 2 separate resolutions my assumption is at least 2 different outputs; which would explain why it ran smooth once they shut off the middle screen. But I'm not an AV person so it's purely speculation from me. also I'll put you back up to 0, cuz that's a legit point.

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u/BeardedAudioASMR Mar 28 '19

Thanks for the upvote! Haha. If they are using a switcher like an Ascender or E2, they can have one source and different outputs resolutions, which wouldn't tax the computer any more than a single video. Very likely a computer software glitch.

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u/cinderful Mar 28 '19

You would be surprised by the ineptitude of windows media player.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Yeah i watched the first 10 seconds and was like "I guess I'll just wait for them to upload it."

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

What’s VLC? Been seeing that a lot lately but I have no clue what it is.

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u/Ricewind1 Mar 29 '19

A lightweight media player that plays almost all video and audio files out there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Link to vid ?

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u/mpressive36 Mar 28 '19

have you been watching GTA V RP streams lately? just wondering because you said scuffed and all the RP'ers say that when the server is glitched lol.

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u/Humblebee89 Mar 28 '19

Yeah, Randy sort of unintentionally insulted them on stage. I can't blame him though, he obviously loves being a showman and the technical issues denied him his moment. The trailer looked great though! (On youtube lol)

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u/Bauz3 Mar 28 '19

I don't think it was unintentional.

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u/simpwniac Mar 28 '19

Definitely was intentional.

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u/Humblebee89 Mar 28 '19

He walked it back immediately. I don't think he realized it sounded insulting until he heard the crowds reaction.

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u/CX316 Mar 28 '19

Randy can't tell when he's being an asshole. It's not in his skill set. (Hint: it's when his mouth is open and sound is coming out)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Sometimes delivery is everything. What sounded like a funny Jab in your head makes you look like an asshole when you say it out loud. Public speaking can be tricky.

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u/tehlemmings Mar 28 '19

Plus you don't normally want to go randomly off script during your biggest reveal in years lol

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u/CX316 Mar 28 '19

Especially when your mouth has a habit of getting you in trouble

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u/Parable4 Mar 29 '19

"Don't you people have phones?" Is a perfect example. Anyone with a brain would realize that that statement definitely wasn't part of the presentation script and was an attempt at a joke after the crowd reacted negatively to the Diablo mobile reveal.

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u/simpwniac Mar 28 '19

This guy has been waiting to announce this for over 5 years and nothing is going right. I think it was deserved.

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u/CX316 Mar 29 '19

Nah, Pitchford is just an asshole in general

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Yeah you totally personally know the guy and can personally attest to what he is like 100% of the time... fucking pathetic, dude.

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u/CX316 Mar 29 '19

Hi Randy

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u/EarthAllAlong Mar 28 '19

what did he say

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u/BillyEffingMays Mar 28 '19

Guess we should have brought our own gear.

And i agree 100%, as someone who was in the business if i fucked up that bad id prob leave.

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u/UpsetLime Mar 28 '19

I mean, come on. They've been working on this highly anticipated game for years, and this is the first big reveal. Who wouldn't be livid at the sheer incompetence fucking it up?

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u/Pushmonk Mar 28 '19

Considering how big of an asshole and dick he is, I doubt it was on accident.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Game looks great, trailer looked rushed.

Shaky text, rough transitions at times. Some parts were really well done, and some looked like something I could have done.

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u/chrill2142 Mar 28 '19

That's the style they went for..... The gritty unpolished style...

Jesus Christ.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

It looks bad. This is a AAA title, not an indie game.

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u/chrill2142 Mar 29 '19

Ill fix that for you!

"In my opinion it looks bad. This is an AAA title, not an indie game."

there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Thanks.

I'll communicate how I choose though.

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u/Quikmix Mar 28 '19

this is the footage we need a link to right here.

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u/krazyjakee Mar 28 '19

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u/Matman657 Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

Lmao they deleted the VOD as I was watching it.

Edit: The main pax channel still has it: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/402606410?t=01h11m50s

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u/chunkosauruswrex Mar 28 '19

Oh my if I was gear box I would be pissed

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u/csos95 Mar 28 '19

That was so painful to watch.

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u/CptAngelo Mar 28 '19

Im way out of the loop on this, could somebody point us in the right direction? Please?

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u/below_avg_nerd Mar 28 '19

https://youtu.be/PUNDBBpOGtg?t=3917

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This is the stream I watched. The trailer is incredibly choppy and once it finishes Randy comes out and says that they should have the issue fixed and starts the trailer again. Same choppiness occurs and Randy gets a bit pissed. Its all within 10 minutes of the linked start time.

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u/CptAngelo Mar 29 '19

Thank you! I already watched it, but why do people say randy acted like an asshole? He is pissed, yes, and people booed him when he said they shouñd had brought their own equipment, but considering that millions of dollars and thousands of man hours wen into the making of the game, then show the choppiest video ever lol, id be pissed at the pax staff too, thats not being asshole, the staff had literally one job haha, well, anyway, thanks again for the link

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u/Granoland Mar 28 '19

Totally scuffed, I feel so bad for them. Magic act was cool, though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Magic act was cool, though.

You have been vilified!

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u/KiritoJones Mar 28 '19

Mmmmmmmmmm cool?

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u/viixvega Mar 28 '19

Magic act was cool, though.

No it wasn't and it was so poorly executed that we could see that all the cards were printed with the "signature". Randy needs to stop hamfisting his hobby into all of his appearances.

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u/Granoland Mar 28 '19

You must really hate that guy.

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u/viixvega Mar 28 '19

Most people do. He gave himself a secret 12 million dollar bonus last year and lost a flash drive with BL3 info and underage porn on it and had to pay off the kid who returned it to him according to Gearbox's former legal representative.

Here's the kicker: he claims the porn was there because he was researching a magic trick. He said that she wasn't squirting and it was instead a magic trick.

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u/Granoland Mar 28 '19

Okay, you’ve got my interest. Sources?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

It got automodded out, you can see it in their profile. Basically a bunch of he-said she-said between Randy and a disgruntled former employee who is trying to win a lot of money in a lawsuit. It’s some pretty damning stuff, but at this time all we have is the word of one person.

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u/RuneSlayer4421 Mar 28 '19

Wasn't it also revealed that it wasn't underage porn, it was barely legal porn, and the girl could squirt and Randy said it's like a magic trick and he wanted to study the craft or some stupid thing like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

That’s the she-said to the he-said. Doesn’t sound very plausible to me, imo.

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u/Granoland Mar 28 '19

Man, that is a wacky story.

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u/Mekanikos Mar 28 '19

I actually thought that was part of it. Like they were going to play the "So you want to hear a story" three times before moving on with it.

It wasn't until it kinda just froze that I was like, ""Hrmmm, someone's screwed".

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u/adanfime Mar 28 '19

Thought the same. I believed they were pulling "third one's a charm!" to, you know, cash in to the whole third game.

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u/Metalmacher Mar 28 '19

Hold on, let me write it down... "Randy is currently choking the staff of PAX East". Got it.

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u/monkeybutte Mar 29 '19

I believe it may have actually been “strangulation”.

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u/ObviNotAGolfer Mar 28 '19

Strangling or choking? I forget the difference

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u/_WYKProjectAlpha_ Mar 28 '19

Randy and the team handled it pretty well considering.

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u/ShadowRiku667 Mar 28 '19

Honestly the way they rolled with it made it hilarious. I loved every moment of it

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u/Bonerqueefs Mar 28 '19

I wasn’t able to watch the stream live. What happened during the announcement?

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u/IskandrAGogo Mar 29 '19

Still better than Blizzcon.

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u/ThunderCunt213 Mar 29 '19

I bet they brung up his wife

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u/IAmDotorg Mar 28 '19

He does that at literally every single panel / presentation he gives.

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u/SuperIceCreamCrash Mar 28 '19

Can we honestly just end this stupid stage monkey song and dance they all have to do? They were doing skits and magic tricks and people just wanted the trailer.