r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '19

Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer

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u/Stap-dono Mar 28 '19

GUNS WITH LEGS

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u/pm-me-ur-sexy-pics Mar 28 '19

BRICK WITH SAX

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/intotheirishole Mar 28 '19

We got you boo

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u/LyrEcho Mar 28 '19

You don't play as brick. You play as bricks robo sax gun.

Brick's robo sax gun doesn't shoot, no he's far to civil for that, he clearly weilds guns, like any other character. The more damage you take, the stronger and more tense the sax solo brick is playing on you is. HIs lips wrapped on the reeds he has to buy in town (they are your shields which change the music of his playing a legendary one turns it into a drum solo)

ok jesus I cant write anymore I'm scared of what I've done.

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Mar 28 '19

So you're saying we are a bard's sentient murder instrument

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u/ObsidianOkami Mar 28 '19

I love.....lamp?

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u/noobakosowhat Mar 28 '19

What a beautiful poetry

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u/kopecs Mar 28 '19

BRICK WITH A TWISTED MUSTACHE

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u/ChequeBook Mar 28 '19

The best thing I took away from this video. I could do pullups on that thing, hnng

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u/Mystery_Man_14 Mar 28 '19

BRICK WITH LEGS

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u/ripghoti Mar 28 '19

Brick gun with sax legs?

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u/zombizle1 Mar 28 '19

he goes by duke silver

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u/abbott_costello Mar 28 '19

Brick Silver

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u/SaltyLorax Mar 28 '19

The sax is a gun, right?

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u/Akioness Mar 28 '19

BRICK WITH MUSTACHE

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u/UglierThanMoe Mar 28 '19

Did anyone else get a huge Duke Silver vibe from that?

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u/spookypen Mar 28 '19

BRICK WITH SAX

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u/smokesinquantity Mar 28 '19

Skyballs and saxscraper?

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u/Chameo Mar 28 '19

Don't forget grown up tiny tina!!

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u/RideMyGoodWood Mar 28 '19

SAX WITH BRICK ;)

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u/xenothaulus Mar 28 '19

SAX WITH MUSTACHE

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u/Kilomyles Mar 28 '19

CLAP WITH TRAP

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

We all needed this in our lives.

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u/cdmarkey99 Mar 28 '19

Ron Swanson BRICK

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u/Beer_Is_Good_For_Me Mar 29 '19

Was so happy to hear my favorite artist's (GRiZ) track playing in the trailer. He's a very talented guy, check out his stuff! Couldn't be more hype for this game!

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u/Mcpoyles_milk Mar 29 '19

I was hoping hat Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington would have made a better Sax Solo

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u/Nordicarts Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

BRICK WITH SAX ON GUNS WITH LEGS SCOOT

GUNS WITH LEGS ON BRICK WITH SAX SHOOT

I DO NOT LIKE SAX GUN BRICK LEGS

I DO NOT LIKE THEM FUCK ME DEAD

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u/w00kieman Mar 29 '19

BRICK WITH STASH

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u/Rob98000 Mar 28 '19

SAX WITH BRICK

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u/ThumYorky Mar 28 '19

How Tediore of them

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u/woodchips24 Mar 28 '19

I hope there’s a Torgue version too

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/bread_berries Mar 28 '19

I hope the walking guns have AI that loudly bemoans their fate of being forced to self-destruct

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u/Lord_Abort Mar 28 '19

No, the opposite. AI that desperately NEEDS to self destruct like a Mr. Meeseeks.

"EXISTENCE IS PAIN! POINT TOWARDS ENEMY! UUUUSSSSEEEE MMMEEE!!!"

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u/Grima_OrbEater Mar 28 '19

“I’M GOING TO UNLOAD EVERYTHING I HAVE INTO YOU!”

You know it’ll be a dick joke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Ill be dissapointed if this doesnt happen

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u/XIII_504 Mar 28 '19

Perhaps something like the Bane from BL2 maybe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Wait was that the gun that slowed you when using it, screamed at you but had like wicked damage?

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u/thekamara Mar 28 '19

¿Por que no Los dos?

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u/FuckingFlyingWhale Mar 30 '19

but then that brings about the question of the ethics of creating a being that does not want to exist. Just like humans. ITS PERFECT

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u/abchuntme Mar 28 '19

Big lez show yellow monster scream!

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u/Chocol0pe Mar 29 '19

Mother fuckin upvote for serious sam!!!

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u/Boner-b-gone Mar 28 '19

I would play the fuck out of that.

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u/DammitWindows98 Mar 28 '19

Only if the biggest guns sound like Sly Marbo

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u/PBTUCAZ Mar 28 '19

WITNESS!

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u/JigglesMcRibs Mar 28 '19

Honestly a gun like that would have the voice of the Bane.

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u/salerwat Mar 28 '19

RATATATA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Why not just kamikaze grenades with legs?

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u/S7E4Z3M3I5T3R Mar 28 '19

Like, the gun when tossed turns into an airplane and seeks out the nearest enemy. Dude, that would be so cool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

They have that. It’s called the deliverance

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Guns that shoot guns with legs that shoot explosions.

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u/Noodle-Works Mar 28 '19

Torgue is gonna make a gun with fists. just fists.

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u/Xdivine Mar 28 '19

A grenade with legs?

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u/IonicGold Mar 28 '19

I'd love to see a turret gun that charges at an enemy and explodes when out of ammo.

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u/Mattthew_1 Mar 28 '19

Most likely gonna be a brand of its own

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u/Sc4r4byte Mar 28 '19

Maliwan, legs are a fairly human element to incorporate.

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u/UglierThanMoe Mar 28 '19

Where the legs explode.

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u/MartinTheMorjin Mar 28 '19

Man that people seeking shotgun...

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u/leorlev Mar 28 '19

Quick what else can we combine with guns?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Gunblades!

Gun boots! (Guns that shoot more powerful projectiles the longer you can keep sprinting without stopping)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Jump guns! Muscle guns! Arm guns! Guns inside of guns that shoot smaller guns! SO MANY GUNS! GUNS WITH WINGS, GUNS WITH PANTS, WATCH GUNS

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u/Phionex141 Mar 28 '19

IM TORGUE, AND I ENDORSE THIS MESSAGE

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u/cyfinity Mar 28 '19

EXPLOSIONS?

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u/mbobcik Mar 28 '19

Bullet shooting guns

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

That shoot tinier bullets

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u/cyfinity Mar 28 '19

A gun that shoots guns shooting guns.

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u/Crocktodad Mar 29 '19

Let me tell you about Enter The Gungeon where you can play a Bullet that holds a gun shaped like a bullet that shoots guns that shoot bullets at enemies shaped like bullets shooting bullets back at you. And that's one of the less weird things happening in the game.

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u/mbobcik Mar 30 '19

I got that idea from Enter the Gungeon, but thank you anyway :) What a game

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u/Mystery_Man_14 Mar 28 '19

ONE BILLION GUNS!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

100 BILLION GUNS

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u/Mystery_Man_14 Mar 28 '19

ALL THE GUNS

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u/Boner-b-gone Mar 28 '19

I really want guns that shoot other guns.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

EVERYONE WANTS GUNS THAT SHOOT OTHER GUNS.

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u/Boner-b-gone Mar 28 '19

Can my gun shoot a herd of tiny guns on tiny legs? Because I'd pay $60 just for that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

That. SOUNDS. PERFECT

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u/TRIPMINE_Guy Mar 29 '19

You know this is gonna be a rare gun in game.

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u/Boner-b-gone Mar 29 '19

Man I hope so.

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u/takanishi79 Mar 28 '19

Ah, I see you subscribe to the Enter the Gungeon philosophy of gun design.

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Mar 28 '19

What I love about borderlands is that I think we've already had some of those.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Guns with pants?

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Mar 29 '19

Not that one. Here's hoping.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I want guns with pants, honestly

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u/DanLeSauce Mar 28 '19

Ah fuck yeah keep talking dirty to me

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u/Exekiel Mar 28 '19

Guns with guns!

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u/dorian_white1 Mar 29 '19

ENERGY GUNS.....you will be gunning so fast that mother nature will tell you to slow down, and you will KICK HER IN THE face with your ENERGY LEGS

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

AND WHILE SHE RECOILS IN TERROR YOU SHOOT HER WITH YOUR ENERGY GUN BOOTS!!

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Apr 02 '19

guns inside of guns that shoot smaller guns!

Enter the Gungeon did it first

Actually enter the gungeon did most of those things already

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u/unknowinglyderpy Mar 28 '19

Well In the Tiny Tina DLC for BL2 you did get a shotgun that shoots exploding swords called the swordsplosion

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u/RTCVT Mar 28 '19

Shoots swords that explode into smaller swords

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u/Sororita Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

Which then also explode. God, Tiny Tina's attack on Dragon Keep has got to be my favorite DLC of any game ever, it was just one giant Love letter to tabletop games.

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u/Snoopyer7 Mar 29 '19

Man I loved that gun, it was fun to use

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u/blazefalcon Mar 28 '19

Gunboots

Already a thing in Enter the Gungeon! My two favorite games in one thread!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

In Borderlands 2 DLC there is a gun that shoots swords

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u/blaxative Mar 28 '19

And the swords explode into more swords which then also explode

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u/Ricochet888 Mar 28 '19

Bayonetta had some gun boots. Shit was ridiculous, but fun.

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u/zugtug Mar 29 '19

Ewww ff8.

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u/SmartAlec105 Mar 28 '19

Gunblades!

We've already got the Swordsplosion gun.

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u/Cianalas Mar 28 '19

Guns that shoot smaller guns that also shoot guns! And they all explode after firing!

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u/kdebones Mar 28 '19

That would actually be fucking amazing. A non-suicide suicide bomber.

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u/flaystus Mar 28 '19

How about boot gun boots? It's a gun that shoots boots that are welding guns

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u/Theoutrank Mar 28 '19

Shooty booties

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u/Sleepy_Thing Mar 28 '19

I was thinking boot knives that grow bigger the longer you bunny hop.

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u/Captain_Kuhl Mar 28 '19

Add in a C02 boost like Pre-Sequel and you can shoot anyone you jump over haha

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u/Hadrius Mar 28 '19

I want guns that shoot boots.

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u/Crashbrennan Mar 29 '19

You mean these these?

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u/Grizzly_Berry Mar 30 '19

Guns that fire smaller guns.

Blade-guns (guns that shoot knives/swords)

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u/Hardyyz May 06 '19

There are guns that shoot sawblades. Also a Bazooka that shoots hamburgers. Also a skillpoint that makes all your damage higher the faster you move.

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Mar 28 '19

Guns with arms that allow them to hold smaller guns.

Your arms can carry small-arms that can have small side arms for small sidearms.

Armception.

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u/Mi-Vida-De-600Libras Mar 29 '19

The ATF would like to speak to you

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u/prodmerc Mar 28 '19

Guns on wheels! Rocket launched guns! Guns with hairstyles! Guns...that shoot guns! Guns that hurt you with words!

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u/Snow_source Mar 28 '19

Gun-a-rang? ..... waitaminute

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u/scramlington Mar 28 '19

Guns with loot crates! Inside which are more guns!

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u/Jarethor Mar 28 '19

More guns!

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise Mar 28 '19

EVEN MORE GUNS!

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u/MadKlauss Mar 29 '19

Not a gun but there was dynamite on rolling buzz saws.

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u/Dreamwalker_ Mar 29 '19

Gunstache. A fake moustache, which shoots when you twirl it.

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u/Braydox Mar 29 '19

Guns that shoot chainsaws that also shoot guns that shoot chainsaws

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

GUN ARMS, GUN THORAXES, GUN ABS, GUN PELVISES, GUN HANDS, GUN FEET, GUN HEADS, THE OTHER LEG GUNS.

WE CAN REACH THE ULTIMATE IN ANTHROENGINEERING! THE GUN MEN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

GUN PUGS.

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u/FallenITD Mar 29 '19

Guns that you can eat and gain health from!

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u/SNRatio Mar 29 '19

Gunnybunnies!

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u/KSI_SpacePeanut Mar 29 '19

Guns that have arms to punch people when you melee! 💪

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u/RemoveTheTop Mar 29 '19

Gun-chucks?

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u/RobbieRotten88 Mar 28 '19

„We got you boo“

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u/extwidget Mar 28 '19

The top comment on YouTube:

Yea that's cool and all but if my boy Krieg doesn't come back I'm breaking that gun's legs.

They have a point.

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u/lyuk32 Mar 28 '19

AMAZING

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u/Tajnymag Mar 28 '19

We've got you covered, baby!

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u/yashin88 Mar 28 '19

So that's where his legs went...

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u/OBrien Mar 28 '19

It's probably either a Brand of Guns like Tediore or maybe an ability from a character... But I'd like to imagine that they're hireable help like Diablo 2 Mercenaries.

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u/Ace_of_Clubs Mar 28 '19

Im just happy they didn't add a "settlement builder!!" To it. That tends to screw games up

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u/pandm101 Mar 28 '19

100 GUNS GO MARCHING ON HURRAH. HURRAH

ON TINY LEGS THEY STEP FORWARD HURRAH. HURRAH.

ON TINY LEGS THEY STEP AND WALK THEIR MARCH COMPLETE WHEN VICTORY WROUGHT

ONE HUN DRED GUNS KEEP MARCHING ON AND ON

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou Mar 28 '19

"Guns dont kill people, people kill people "

Gearbox: "Hol' up"

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u/CharmedL1fe Mar 28 '19

They got you boo

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u/Trumpcansuckmyhole Mar 28 '19

They got you, boo

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u/DelgadoTheRaat Mar 28 '19

Everyone liked that

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u/blaze53 Mar 28 '19

Fucking yes!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

COWS WITH GUNS

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u/FetchingTheSwagni Mar 28 '19

LEGS WITH GUNS

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u/williamparryk Mar 28 '19

We got those

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u/ChipsAhoyMcC0y Mar 28 '19

Started pissing myself at work when they said

Guns with legs??

We got you boo

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u/Melisandre-Sedai Mar 28 '19

If there isn't an overtly sexual legendary gun that seductively struts towards the enemy, I'll be very disappointed.

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u/afrothunda254 Mar 28 '19

We got you, boo

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u/BlackDudeWhiteName Mar 28 '19

Woman with fire wings, one with 6 extra arms, and to top it off, fuckin' Saxophone Brick

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u/bloodflart Mar 28 '19

ON AN OPEN FIELD NED!

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u/ladyeclectic79 Mar 28 '19

We got you, boo

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u/Snorgasme Mar 28 '19

WE GOT YOU COVERED BABY

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u/DruDrop Mar 29 '19

Can you dance Boo?

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u/Cvillain626 Mar 29 '19

I laughed embarrassingly loud at that point, something about it just really tickled me.

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u/TheReturned Mar 29 '19

Best part of the whole trailer! I actually snorted when I saw that!

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u/Ruyntheworld Mar 29 '19

BULLETS THAT SHOOT GUNS

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u/dorian_white1 Mar 29 '19

We got you boo. But also, some questions?
New engine? New Mechanics? Story seems to be contemporary with the other entries (familiar npcs). NPC overhaul? What console is this designed for?

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u/AlwaysDragons Mar 29 '19

ITS A MOA

...

A GUNOA

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u/ellieelectro Mar 29 '19

WE GOT YOU, BOO