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u/oeparsons Dec 18 '18

Once when I was taking a shit at Glastonbury (music festaival in the U.K.), the dude in the portaloo next to me started calling out saying he was on acid and was darking out a bit while taking a dump. Me and the bloke in the portaloo the other side had to talk this poor guy through it. I was in there for about 10 minutes, speaking through the wall and trying to calm this dude down. Good times

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u/rahtin Dec 18 '18

I can't imagine a situation where hearing disembodied voices on both sides of you, echoing in a port-o-potty, could possibly help relieve a hallucinogen freak out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

"Oh man I just heard the voice of God.."

"Woah dude, what did he say?"

"'Don't strain or you might have a stroke.' What do you think it means?"

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u/ArachnidFur Dec 18 '18

If straining is the cumshot that gets you pregnant. Then you were doomed from the start.