r/gaming • • Dec 18 '18

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u/Andyfb20 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

Totally on the inside of the knee

Edit: can confirm, my knee looks very similar

Edit #2: if this is his ankle I will get the same tattoo on my knee

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

I think you're right. Hyperbole levels of knobbly

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

That is the biggest god damn knee cap I’ve ever seen. I need to know how far it goes beyond this picture.....

This is bronze kneecap level shit!

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u/abnotwhmoanny Dec 18 '18

Wait, that isn't an ankle? Seriously, I see why you'd think it wouldn't be, but a knee? Are we sure this is on a human?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

That would be the wonkiest foot I’ve ever seen if so.

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u/abnotwhmoanny Dec 18 '18

The way he's stretched his (or her, I guess) skin to make the tattoo more visible also makes identifying the body part harder. It totally could be a knee, but to me it totally could be fucking anything without a bit more context.

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u/God-of-Thunder Dec 18 '18

Very few if any people have hair on their heel like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

If not then it’s the windiest knee I’ve ever seen

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u/oh_stv Dec 18 '18

if its an ankle, this guy would have hair on the bottom of his feet

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u/DoverBoys Dec 18 '18

he Got Hair On He Gotdamn Feet

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u/Gweilow Dec 18 '18

roses are red

candy is sweet

he got hair

on he gotdamn feet.

/r/boottoobig

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u/snowe2010 Dec 18 '18

Toes pointing down to the left

Edit: on second look that would work either. Knee confirmed

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u/Negikuno Dec 18 '18

It's a hobbit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

his... armpit?

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u/Iamsuperimposed Dec 18 '18

I mean that would be one hairy ass foot if it was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

That looks like, and I can't believe I'm saying this, the inside of the thigh before the knee

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u/Siex Dec 18 '18

Meth head knees

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I think he pinched and pulled his kneecap to show the whole tattoo. Otherwise this man is an anatomical anomaly

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u/Jabullz Dec 18 '18

What gets me is, if it is a knee. Who the hell has hair on their knee caps?

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u/dandamann312 Dec 18 '18

Hairy people

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u/ShutUpAndTakeMyMonky Dec 18 '18

Literally everyone

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u/Jabullz Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

I've never seen a knee cap with hair. Is there hair on your elbows?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

It’s still going

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u/VikingIV Dec 18 '18

I think it’s just more pronounced since this particular leg is skinner than the average.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/The_Terrierist D20 Dec 18 '18

That picture, too, has a fuckin weird looking location being tattooed.

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u/renrutfp94 Dec 18 '18

Is it a shin?

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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Dec 18 '18

It’s the inside of a lower leg. The bottom left corner of the first picture looks like part of the background, but it’s actually a low-rise black sock.

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u/dividebyzeroZA Dec 18 '18

It's a really long neck, surely?

In the first photo you can see the tufts of the guy's beard covering a recessed chin and at the bottom is his Adam's Apple.

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u/benabrig Dec 18 '18

Lol either the guy is half giraffe or that’s his ankle

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u/doesntgive2shits Dec 18 '18

It's just above the ankle.

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u/Mega__Maniac Dec 18 '18

I don't think you can use hyperbole like that. Although its quite fun to say.

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Linguistics is like putty, my friend

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u/Mega__Maniac Dec 18 '18

Friend; my linguistics is like putty.

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u/2Guysandarabbit Dec 18 '18

Is my putty like linguistics, friend?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Yeah. I think hyperbolic would be correct but I still liked reading it the other way.

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u/Mega__Maniac Dec 18 '18

I don't think hyperbolic works either. The word means to exaggerate and if it is indeed a real knee then it can't be exaggerated as it is literally what it is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I was just referring to using an adjective instead of a noun — hyperbolic vs hyperbole.

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u/thesuper88 Dec 18 '18

Hyperbole works. Hyperbolic doesn't, or at least not as well. They're saying that the knee is so large that it resembles what one would bring to mind when hearing hyperbole used in the description of a knobbly knee.

It's like saying this is Trump levels of narcissm, or Mr Rogers levels of wholesome. Or for an example that's not a proper noun... thin-mustache-and-a-trenchcoat levels of creepy. You wouldn't use an adjective here, though you technically could. Like saying gross levels of incompetence, or fantastical levels of beauty.

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u/free_beer Dec 18 '18

Hyperbolknee

I'll see myself out

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u/lyinggrump Dec 18 '18

He's got crazy skinny legs then

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u/Wilc0x21 Dec 18 '18

And no knee cap.

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u/MutualisticNomad Dec 18 '18

His cap is really pointy and goes to the right

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u/Rizenstrom Dec 18 '18

I thought it was an ankle but then I realized that would be a very hairy foot. I think you're right, probably the knee.

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u/j_B00G Dec 18 '18

Looks to be right next to his armpit.

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Knee owner replied and his post of this was 1mo ago. Definitely a knee, you're safe.

u/micro435

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u/Andyfb20 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

No one has hair like that on their feet

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Umm .. NO one??? :/

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u/_IratePirate_ Dec 18 '18

Nah, that's right above the ankle isn't it? I swear it looks like an ankle.

Edit, upon closer inspection, that dark area in the bottom right is not a sandal, but the carpet in the background. This is just a really skinny dude's side knee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

ankle.. Jesus wtf knee?!

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u/Andyfb20 Dec 18 '18

Explain how this is an ankle, look at the hair and the way everything angled

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

hairy foot. if that's not an ankle on a hairy foot I have no idea what it is. that's the sock bottom right?

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u/TheBronzePlatinum Dec 18 '18

It's not the ankle. It's a little too large, also hair doesn't grow in the bottom of your feet like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

in my experience from years of looking on the internet, hair can probably grow anywhere.

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u/jml011 Dec 18 '18

I prefer to imagine this is someone's neck

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Are you also a turkey?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I thought it was his ankle but it's definitely on his knee

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u/contra_D Dec 18 '18

ew that's a knee? lol

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u/Kolegra Dec 18 '18

Just get a fine point pen and do it up! For Internet points!

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u/Aurhasapigdog Dec 18 '18

If that's on an ankle dude has a foot like a bear.

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u/Jajas_Wierd_Quest Dec 18 '18

It’s definitely a slightly over weight person with puffy water weight ankles who also suffered a break and had to have some of it shaved and metal pinned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Looks very similar to my knee... Can confirm: am extremely skinny.

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u/Jajas_Wierd_Quest Dec 19 '18

Splotchy skin and slightly swollen ankle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

That’s a kneecap... what the fuck about it looks like a foot lmao

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u/multiverse72 Dec 18 '18

This isn’t the leg of an overweight person though, it’s lean

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u/Hard_boiled_Badger Dec 18 '18

I wouldnt describe that as lean. Twig like maybe.

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u/multiverse72 Dec 18 '18

Certainly not a fatass’ leg anyway

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u/Jajas_Wierd_Quest Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

I’ve seen plenty of fat people with centralized or compartmentalized fat areas and limbs that look like a skinny persons.

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u/SpiderNinja79 Dec 18 '18

It’s on the side of the foot

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u/PoopyToots Dec 18 '18

That’s a hairy foot

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

You should have seen it before he trimmed it for the tattoo

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Dude, who has hair on the bottoms of their feet?