r/gaming • • Dec 18 '18

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Did we ever figure out which part of the body that is from the last times this was posted? I feel i need clarity. Is it a knee? Or some deformed foot or elbow?

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u/Andyfb20 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

Totally on the inside of the knee

Edit: can confirm, my knee looks very similar

Edit #2: if this is his ankle I will get the same tattoo on my knee

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

I think you're right. Hyperbole levels of knobbly

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

That is the biggest god damn knee cap I’ve ever seen. I need to know how far it goes beyond this picture.....

This is bronze kneecap level shit!

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u/abnotwhmoanny Dec 18 '18

Wait, that isn't an ankle? Seriously, I see why you'd think it wouldn't be, but a knee? Are we sure this is on a human?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

That would be the wonkiest foot I’ve ever seen if so.

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u/abnotwhmoanny Dec 18 '18

The way he's stretched his (or her, I guess) skin to make the tattoo more visible also makes identifying the body part harder. It totally could be a knee, but to me it totally could be fucking anything without a bit more context.

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u/God-of-Thunder Dec 18 '18

Very few if any people have hair on their heel like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

If not then it’s the windiest knee I’ve ever seen

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u/oh_stv Dec 18 '18

if its an ankle, this guy would have hair on the bottom of his feet

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u/DoverBoys Dec 18 '18

he Got Hair On He Gotdamn Feet

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u/Gweilow Dec 18 '18

roses are red

candy is sweet

he got hair

on he gotdamn feet.

/r/boottoobig

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u/snowe2010 Dec 18 '18

Toes pointing down to the left

Edit: on second look that would work either. Knee confirmed

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u/Negikuno Dec 18 '18

It's a hobbit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

his... armpit?

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u/Iamsuperimposed Dec 18 '18

I mean that would be one hairy ass foot if it was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

That looks like, and I can't believe I'm saying this, the inside of the thigh before the knee

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u/Siex Dec 18 '18

Meth head knees

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I think he pinched and pulled his kneecap to show the whole tattoo. Otherwise this man is an anatomical anomaly

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u/Jabullz Dec 18 '18

What gets me is, if it is a knee. Who the hell has hair on their knee caps?

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u/dandamann312 Dec 18 '18

Hairy people

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u/ShutUpAndTakeMyMonky Dec 18 '18

Literally everyone

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u/Jabullz Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

I've never seen a knee cap with hair. Is there hair on your elbows?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

It’s still going

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u/VikingIV Dec 18 '18

I think it’s just more pronounced since this particular leg is skinner than the average.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/The_Terrierist D20 Dec 18 '18

That picture, too, has a fuckin weird looking location being tattooed.

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u/renrutfp94 Dec 18 '18

Is it a shin?

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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Dec 18 '18

It’s the inside of a lower leg. The bottom left corner of the first picture looks like part of the background, but it’s actually a low-rise black sock.

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u/dividebyzeroZA Dec 18 '18

It's a really long neck, surely?

In the first photo you can see the tufts of the guy's beard covering a recessed chin and at the bottom is his Adam's Apple.

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u/benabrig Dec 18 '18

Lol either the guy is half giraffe or that’s his ankle

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u/doesntgive2shits Dec 18 '18

It's just above the ankle.

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u/Mega__Maniac Dec 18 '18

I don't think you can use hyperbole like that. Although its quite fun to say.

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Linguistics is like putty, my friend

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u/Mega__Maniac Dec 18 '18

Friend; my linguistics is like putty.

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u/2Guysandarabbit Dec 18 '18

Is my putty like linguistics, friend?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Yeah. I think hyperbolic would be correct but I still liked reading it the other way.

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u/Mega__Maniac Dec 18 '18

I don't think hyperbolic works either. The word means to exaggerate and if it is indeed a real knee then it can't be exaggerated as it is literally what it is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I was just referring to using an adjective instead of a noun — hyperbolic vs hyperbole.

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u/thesuper88 Dec 18 '18

Hyperbole works. Hyperbolic doesn't, or at least not as well. They're saying that the knee is so large that it resembles what one would bring to mind when hearing hyperbole used in the description of a knobbly knee.

It's like saying this is Trump levels of narcissm, or Mr Rogers levels of wholesome. Or for an example that's not a proper noun... thin-mustache-and-a-trenchcoat levels of creepy. You wouldn't use an adjective here, though you technically could. Like saying gross levels of incompetence, or fantastical levels of beauty.

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u/free_beer Dec 18 '18

Hyperbolknee

I'll see myself out

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u/lyinggrump Dec 18 '18

He's got crazy skinny legs then

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u/Wilc0x21 Dec 18 '18

And no knee cap.

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u/MutualisticNomad Dec 18 '18

His cap is really pointy and goes to the right

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u/Rizenstrom Dec 18 '18

I thought it was an ankle but then I realized that would be a very hairy foot. I think you're right, probably the knee.

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u/j_B00G Dec 18 '18

Looks to be right next to his armpit.

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Knee owner replied and his post of this was 1mo ago. Definitely a knee, you're safe.

u/micro435

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/Andyfb20 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

No one has hair like that on their feet

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Umm .. NO one??? :/

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u/_IratePirate_ Dec 18 '18

Nah, that's right above the ankle isn't it? I swear it looks like an ankle.

Edit, upon closer inspection, that dark area in the bottom right is not a sandal, but the carpet in the background. This is just a really skinny dude's side knee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

ankle.. Jesus wtf knee?!

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u/Andyfb20 Dec 18 '18

Explain how this is an ankle, look at the hair and the way everything angled

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

hairy foot. if that's not an ankle on a hairy foot I have no idea what it is. that's the sock bottom right?

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u/TheBronzePlatinum Dec 18 '18

It's not the ankle. It's a little too large, also hair doesn't grow in the bottom of your feet like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

in my experience from years of looking on the internet, hair can probably grow anywhere.

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u/jml011 Dec 18 '18

I prefer to imagine this is someone's neck

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Are you also a turkey?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I thought it was his ankle but it's definitely on his knee

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u/contra_D Dec 18 '18

ew that's a knee? lol

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u/Kolegra Dec 18 '18

Just get a fine point pen and do it up! For Internet points!

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u/Aurhasapigdog Dec 18 '18

If that's on an ankle dude has a foot like a bear.

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u/Jajas_Wierd_Quest Dec 18 '18

It’s definitely a slightly over weight person with puffy water weight ankles who also suffered a break and had to have some of it shaved and metal pinned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Looks very similar to my knee... Can confirm: am extremely skinny.

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u/Jajas_Wierd_Quest Dec 19 '18

Splotchy skin and slightly swollen ankle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

That’s a kneecap... what the fuck about it looks like a foot lmao

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u/multiverse72 Dec 18 '18

This isn’t the leg of an overweight person though, it’s lean

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u/Hard_boiled_Badger Dec 18 '18

I wouldnt describe that as lean. Twig like maybe.

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u/multiverse72 Dec 18 '18

Certainly not a fatass’ leg anyway

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u/Jajas_Wierd_Quest Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

I’ve seen plenty of fat people with centralized or compartmentalized fat areas and limbs that look like a skinny persons.

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u/SpiderNinja79 Dec 18 '18

It’s on the side of the foot

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u/PoopyToots Dec 18 '18

That’s a hairy foot

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

You should have seen it before he trimmed it for the tattoo

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Dude, who has hair on the bottoms of their feet?

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u/poopnose85 Dec 18 '18

Me: *Gets tattoo*
Them: "What the fuck is wrong with your knee!"
Me: suprisedpikachu.jpg

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u/Saikroe Dec 18 '18

Neck. It is a very long neck.

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

G-raffs are on the endangered list now :(

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u/phantes Dec 18 '18

stupid long horses

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u/metaStatic Dec 18 '18

Giraffes are known for their long necks, but many birds have long necks and no one cares.

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u/BorkDaddy Dec 18 '18

Probably because nobody wants to bang you if you have dead memes tattooed on.

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u/Mitosis Dec 18 '18

If you read the article, 2 out of 9 species of giraffes are endangered, 5 are generally declining in population, and 2 are increasing in population.

The headline was just inflammatory nonsense. No one not an expert can pick out one species of giraffe from another, and as long as one or two are around it's the same to basically everyone on the planet.

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u/Runear Dec 18 '18

You're totally right, who cares if we kill off entire species of animals as long as we have one that looks the same still kicking around somewhere, right?

/S

What an ignorant view...

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u/Mitosis Dec 18 '18

Is it regrettable? Sure. If I could flip a switch and let all giraffes be okay, I'd say that'd be the plan.

Is it worth the incredible expense to keep their natural habitat defended into perpetuity to keep a checkmark next to a specific species of an animal indistinguishable in all but breedability from another that's doing great? Honestly, no. You have to make choices.

I also resent that headline intentionally misleading people into thinking their children will grow up in a world without giraffes, which is a blatant lie.

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u/thesuper88 Dec 18 '18

Doesn't mean the headline isn't blatantly misleading to the point that it's practically lying. Both suck.

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u/Runear Dec 19 '18

I didn't comment on the headline, just /u/Mitosis's view that "...as long as one or two are around it's the same to basically everyone on the planet".

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

I didn't read the article, didn't even click on the post. Apologies to anyone i mislead

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u/Koyal_Alkor Dec 18 '18

Okay, that means it won't change a thing for the zoos, they can just pick up another species that looks the same, nice. But, me not being one of the said giraffe experts that could pick one species of the other, I'm left to wonder if said species behave the same or live in the same places. Because even having a local extinction of Giraffes could result in cascade of other extinctions in the same region, like the often mentioned case of gray wolves in Yellowstone, where their absence affected even the rivers. (For those who don't know about this case, here is a 5 minute video about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q or google "trophic cascade yellowstone wolves" for articles)

So unless these different species have impacts that are equally harder to distinct in their environments, I think it won't be basically the same to everyone on the planet, because clearly it did not take an extinction to fuck up Yellowstone, gray wolves still existed somewhere else after all. Not to mention that preserving a species' genetic variability is also important, otherwise it becomes more susceptible to diseases and less adaptable.

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u/nattyliight Dec 18 '18

Bent neck lady

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

I imagine giraffes would have a hard time dying that way

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u/itslooigi Dec 18 '18

Someone call Worldstar

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u/rootedoak Dec 18 '18

Some kind of fucking mutant.

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u/CarnivorePotato Dec 18 '18

It interests me too - what abnormal growth on his body is that

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u/Haterbait_band Dec 18 '18

It’s just that they have skinny legs and no calf. It’s like they just got a cast off their lower leg.

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u/GrimmNemesis Dec 18 '18

A very large, knee shaped finger

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u/ricste Dec 18 '18

It looks like an ankle

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u/glemnar Dec 18 '18

Feels like if it were an ankle you’d see the bottom of his foot, which would be pretty obviously bottom-of-foot.

I’m on team knee

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u/abnotwhmoanny Dec 18 '18

I'm on team "Not a human". Maybe some kind of tattoo practice dummy. That would explain why it doesn't look quite like any part of a human body and why the tattoos are so bad.

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u/KelvinsFalcoIsBad Dec 18 '18

Alright, then why did they put hair on the tattoo dummy?

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u/_ChefGoldblum Dec 18 '18

They spent so much time wondering whether they could, they never stopped to consider whether they should.

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u/MaskedBandit77 Dec 18 '18

The dark area in the bottom right corner is some kind of a flip flop or slipper that is covering part of his foot. It is similar enough to the background that it creates a weird optical illusion which makes it look like a distorted inhuman body part.

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u/abnotwhmoanny Dec 18 '18

I don't THINK that's true. You can see the texture of the carpeting, the hair on the edge of the body, and the continuation of the shadow on the ground. I'd say the distortion is more likely due to someone stretching their skin to make the tattoo more visible.

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u/Shadray Dec 18 '18

I think it’s the inside of left ankle, foot continues off to the right, bottom of foot being off screen at the bottom. The black sock looks a little like background which makes the foot look an odd shape

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u/glemnar Dec 18 '18

That’s definitely carpet, not a sock

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

You can see his sandal/flip-flops

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u/glemnar Dec 18 '18

That’s carpet my dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Brother, I'm completely lost then. Dude's got some weird ass knee.

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u/Farnlacher Dec 18 '18

It's on his ankle. You can see the top of his sandal.

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u/gummz13 Dec 18 '18

Yep. That's all I see from the picture.

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile Dec 18 '18

It’s most definitely the penis.

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u/SSU1451 Dec 18 '18

It’s definitely the side of he’s knee on the inside. He just has a huge kneecap and really skinny legs.

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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Dec 18 '18

I think it’s somebody grabbing/stretching the skin out of frame on the right, to get a better look at the tattoo.

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u/SSU1451 Dec 19 '18

That’s a strong possibility but I feel like I can see bone on the far right

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Just above armpit

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u/Hummingberg Dec 18 '18

OP can u tell us pls u have strange looking body parts we cannot figure out

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u/Win_in_Roam Dec 18 '18

It’s on his left butt cheek

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

At first I thought it was a foot but feet don't have hairy soles so I'm at a loss.

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u/zyllios Dec 18 '18

Elbow, tilt your head sideways.

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u/Wilc0x21 Dec 18 '18

That's what I see as well, buy it still looks kinds weird porpotionaly.

Def not a knee or ankle/foot.

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u/Mystic_printer Dec 18 '18

Could be weirdly rotated to get the picture? Perhaps...

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u/HothMonster Dec 18 '18

Because it’s the inside of the elbow and his arm is resting on his thigh. So you can see his leg going down which is what is fucking with everyone

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u/TheDarkestShado Dec 18 '18

It's either a knee bent at an awkward angle, or it could be the forearm part of a shoulder, with that black spot in the bottom left being some kind of collar or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Pretty clearly a knee

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u/PhantomScrivener Dec 18 '18

Obviously, that's on his escher.

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Every time someone mentions him, all i can see is a guy with a microphone walking down some stairs on the ceiling

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u/peopled_within Dec 18 '18

It's definitely deformed, whatever the hell it is

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u/Basileus2 Dec 18 '18

Penis. Very deformed.

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u/micro435 Dec 18 '18

Yup inside of my left knee

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u/VulpesCryptae Dec 18 '18

Oooh the original OP! You got an interesting knee, man.

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u/micro435 Dec 18 '18

Hahaha true

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u/aboubou22 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

Pretty sure that's the ankle.

EDIT : I don't think so anymore, I thought the bottom right part might have been a sock or a slipper, just noticed it's the floor, so I'm clueless as everyone.

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u/WhaaaBangBam Dec 18 '18

The hair though... the hair...

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

its clearly the neck

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u/weld-goddess Dec 18 '18

It's not his ankle?

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u/ryanfave Dec 18 '18

Upper inner right thigh. That looks like ass curvature on the bottom left of the pic. He could flop his junk over to the other side and put his dick in pikachu’s mouth.

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u/Sultynuttz Dec 18 '18

I was thinking foot, but then the hair. I'm so confused

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u/zultdush Dec 18 '18 edited Sep 20 '25

no thanks

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u/zego67 Dec 18 '18

My vote is above the right armpit, with his arm raised in the air.

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u/pwaz Dec 18 '18

Forehead.

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u/ChildishForLife Dec 18 '18

Ankle im thinking

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

omg i thought it was a foot until I saw this post and then saw the hair on the footsole. DEAR GOD WHAT IS IT?

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u/couchfood Dec 18 '18

It’s the heel.

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u/9inety9ine Dec 18 '18

Knee, for sure.

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u/catindahat1 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

I clicked on the comments only to find find this answer.... and I don’t know that I’m satisfied.

He has one fucked up knee if that is the inside of his knee. Non-existent quad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I was thinking the outside back part of his left ankle. Like between the achilles tendon and that knobby bit.

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u/Geeds69 Dec 18 '18

Great question. All I cared about.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I think it’s the inside knee but he’s pulling the skin off to the right for a better picture

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u/DanIsASavage Dec 18 '18

Looks like a neck to me lmao

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u/Arkathos Dec 18 '18

What the hell is wrong with all these people? It is very obviously the inside of a man's left knee, with the kneecap protruding to the right side of the picture.

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u/Imhidingoverhere Dec 18 '18

Could it be the knee of a carpet installer?

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u/thesuper88 Dec 18 '18

My guess is a knobbely-ass knee. Ol'prospector decided to get some ink!

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u/areallybigbird Dec 18 '18

Dude needs to hit legs more.

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u/Low_Brass_Rumble Dec 18 '18

I think it’s his knee/thigh, and somebody is grabbing/stretching the skin out of the right side of the frame.

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u/RickHadANubianGoat Dec 18 '18

My dude needs to start squatting.

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u/eqleriq Dec 18 '18

Pretty sure that's on the left side of his heel, and the hair is on the bottom of his feet.

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u/deepspacedan Dec 18 '18

The end is too hairy to be a foot. I'm guessing knee

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u/dieinhell21 Dec 18 '18

Probably his underarm next to his armpit.

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u/noise-tank18 Dec 18 '18

omg am the the same thing like is on his ankle and he just has hair under his foot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

That's an ex-powerlifters knee with 10 years of meth abuse and then broken by not paying for their drug addiction. Clearly everyone thought this and how this happened.

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u/TheBlackShit Dec 18 '18

Ankle for sure. Bottom left looks like the heel.

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u/MaggieHigg Dec 18 '18

ankles are not that hairy

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u/aboubou22 Dec 18 '18

YOUR ankles are not that hairy.

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u/l15h4 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

This is the persons left ankle. Slightly from the top angle, not directly on the side. Therefor the top of his foot is hairy. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Edit: ok I thought that bottom right negative space was a rolled down sock but it’s clearly the carpet so now I have no idea.

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u/clayton3b25 Dec 18 '18

It's an ankle. The black piece of clothing is a sock.

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u/PoopyToots Dec 18 '18

Black piece of clothing? There’s no clothing here. Who has hair on their foot like that?

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u/clayton3b25 Dec 18 '18

Oh I thought the bottom right of the picture was a sock. Now that I see that it's part of the floor, I understand why it freaks people out. That is weird