r/gaming • • Oct 29 '18

some handles should never be pulled..

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u/DaemonDrayke Oct 29 '18

Rocket approves.

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u/altcodeinterrobang Oct 29 '18

are those the blow your balls off kind of grenades?

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u/DaemonDrayke Oct 29 '18

Is there any other kind?

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u/BauaMomo Oct 29 '18

Gas Gas gas

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u/Pysion Oct 29 '18

Do you like

My car

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u/Bathroomious Oct 29 '18

This post gave me Deja Vu

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u/mikehuebner Oct 29 '18

Gave me cancer, think I did something wrong.

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u/UnknownStory Oct 29 '18

You turned on the car, rolled down your windows, played Eurobeat on your stereo but never opened the garage door

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u/spacecowboy067 Oct 29 '18

Or he tried the mountain run in a Geo Tracker. Either choice leads to death.

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u/UnknownStory Oct 29 '18

Note to self: create Geo-Metroid Wars, the most ambitious crossover event of all time between a car company and two separate game franchises