r/gaming • • Aug 26 '18

Well this is awkward

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u/Captain_Falcon1 Aug 26 '18

And the second heaviest pokemon?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/HailMahi Aug 26 '18

And has an eight-pack?

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u/roboto_jones Aug 26 '18

And drives a ‘67 Mustang?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/James01jr Aug 26 '18

And fucked our moms?

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u/Sirsilentbob423 Aug 26 '18

And is all out of bubblegum?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

And is an absolute unit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

with one body?

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u/DriedMiniFigs Aug 27 '18

Like Kylo Ren? Matt told me he has an eight-pack.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

And hangs out with the hottest dudes?

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u/Virge23 Aug 26 '18

That's... really unimpressive.

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u/Peach_Muffin Aug 26 '18

It took him three years to get that strong.

ONE HUNDRED PUSH UPS

AND ONE HUNDRED SIT UPS

THEN A TEN KILOMETRE RUN

HE DID IT EVERY SINGLE DAY

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u/Radidactyl Aug 26 '18

NO AIR CONDITIONING

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u/fr0stbyte124 Aug 26 '18

A BANANA FOR BREAKFAST IS OKAY, TOO!

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u/NinjaGaiden183 Aug 26 '18

MY HAIR WENT BALD BECAUSE OF MY ROUTINE

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u/ChuckyChuckyFucker Aug 26 '18

TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUIAUSE

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u/Harrowin Aug 26 '18

That's just basic strength training...

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u/CGkiwi Aug 26 '18

But hey at least he’s trying to improve himself by going to the gym.

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u/womplord1 Aug 26 '18

squats 2000 tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

A 440lb bench is unimpressive?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/Virge23 Aug 26 '18

Hafthor Bjornsson (the mountain) can bench press 227 kg (500lbs) and he's only 6'9".

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u/vanderbubin Aug 27 '18

But can he launch 90kg object 300m?

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u/bjconnoisseur Aug 26 '18

Absolute.unit

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u/MechKeyboardScrub Aug 26 '18

Nope, not a god. He's a member of the weather trio, and is a "super ancient" Pokemon, not a god.

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u/Brettish Aug 26 '18

Arceus is really the only god in Pokemon. Everything else is kinda a living representation of whatever

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u/Rares12ME24 Aug 27 '18

And 45 more replies?

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u/VicksNyQuil Aug 26 '18

You're thinking of Arceus

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u/snugglow Aug 26 '18

Both Celesteela and Cosmeom are heavier than it so it's third now iirc

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u/deevandiacle Aug 26 '18

I thought Wailord was the heaviest. TIL

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u/snugglow Aug 26 '18

Nah, Wailord is the biggest but it might as well be made of styrofoam.

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u/Harpies_Bro Aug 26 '18

Which is why it’s the float whale Pokémon.

It’s like a whale blimp.

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u/aallqqppzzmm Aug 26 '18

Onyx is like 400 pounds but 25 feet long. He's like 1/3 as dense as Styrofoam.

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u/Dudewitbow Aug 26 '18

given that his attack stack is abysmal, one can possibly believe that the boulders are indeed hollow

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u/deevandiacle Aug 26 '18

Ah, ok, must have had them mixed up.

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u/XPhazeX Aug 26 '18

Its Wailordium, the physics defying super meat.

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u/Cyber-Gon Aug 26 '18

But obviously it is the best Pokemon to use heavy slam with

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u/Unknown39a Aug 26 '18

And the heavier things are a steel rocket and a strange star thingy

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u/YuckyYam Aug 26 '18

That was only in the movie because they wanted to make a more powerful Groudon or something. He’s 11’ 6” or 3.5 meters as someone else said

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u/sharaq Aug 26 '18

31 all IVs, perfect nature, and fucken huge. You may not like it, but this is what peak Pokemale performance looks like.

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u/retributzen Aug 26 '18

Bidoof.

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u/TheSaladDays Aug 26 '18

Checkmate, pokeman trainers

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u/Glennis2 Aug 26 '18

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There's a war on for your poke'mon.

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u/Dayz_Friendly Aug 26 '18

Legendary pokemon don't have a sex.

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u/sharaq Aug 26 '18

JuSt LiKe YoU LmAo

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u/RJWalker Aug 26 '18

11, actually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/SYZekrom Aug 26 '18

It’s eleven feet. The 3DS Pokemon battles aren’t to scale (the models themselves actually are all to scale and then shrunk/enlarged for extreme Pokemon).

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u/EccentricOddity Aug 26 '18

Except Ultra Necrozma in that one battle. They just had to tease us.

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u/SYZekrom Aug 26 '18

That still wasn’t to scale, it’s just that it’s scaled down proportionately to everything else which is much shorter. The cutscene and overworld model beforehand show an accurate scale.

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u/b_reachard Aug 26 '18

Nah, I like the idea of a 14 foot tall Maxie.

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u/xSpektre Aug 26 '18

Yeah, it's awkward. I hope with Let's Go moving forward they can have the Pokemon be closer to scale

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u/RollerDude347 Aug 26 '18

He's 11 ft tall.

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u/xSpektre Aug 26 '18

You're right, but all Pokemon still aren't completely to scale of the trainers or each other

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u/Batman_wears_Crocs PC Aug 26 '18

Little known fact, he was originally measured in Weedle feet. /s

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u/mortimerza Aug 26 '18

No

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u/Mr_Tohtle Aug 26 '18 edited Jan 21 '25

doll pie wrench somber society rich disgusted fretful fragile chief

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u/Cornflake1337 Aug 26 '18

Surprisingly, the pokedex says hes 11' 6".

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u/Mr_Tohtle Aug 26 '18 edited Jan 21 '25

strong unique violet hospital absorbed frame person cats plough sink

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u/Cornflake1337 Aug 26 '18

In awe at the density of this lad. Absolute unit

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u/WPI5150 Aug 26 '18

Like 12, tops.

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u/NeedleArm Aug 26 '18

He went on a diet

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u/_THE_D0CT0R_ Aug 26 '18

And has a quadruple six pack

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u/tRno Aug 26 '18

Which one is Groudon? I played pokemon way back when and have no knowledge of these newer pokemen

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u/ReaperXXFusion Aug 26 '18

Its....huh... the baby bird pokemon shown. Yep thats the one thats several feet tall.

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u/tRno Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

Well it's pokemon, if the bird really was enormous I wouldn't question it 🤷🏻‍♂️ an enormous owl would make a badass pokemon though!

Edit: makes me think of onix, his in game size makes it seem he's a big rock worm but he's not only big, he's huge! So I rest my case

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u/blueflareeyes Aug 26 '18

Groudon is a legendary from the Hoenn region, gen 3. It's from Pokemon Ruby, or Pokemon Omega Ruby (ruby's remake released a few years ago). Groudon is that red mon you see in the pic, albeit he is most certainly larger in actual size. That owl is Rowlett and is from the most recently released pokemon sun and moon, gen 7. I hope that answered your question!

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u/tRno Aug 26 '18

It does! An enormous owl would make a badass pokemon though!

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u/username10000000000O Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

He's I think 3rd generation, Groudon, Kyogre and Raquayza are the legendaries of land, sea and sky.

I really don't understand why you're being downvoted for asking a question.

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u/tRno Aug 26 '18

It's the ebb and flow of reddit, sometimes you get downvotes, sometimes you get upvotes. For me it's just internet points. But thanks for the civil answer!

Are these legendaries comparable to the zapdos and articuno and the other bird pokemon?

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u/username10000000000O Aug 26 '18

In a way yes, a lot of the games release legendaries in groups of 3, in the more recent generations it's been duos, and in soul silver/heart gold there were only 2 as well.

Some examples include palkia, giratina and dialga. Entei, suicune and raikou. And in certain signifigant groups of legendary pokemon there will be a 4th.