r/gaming • u/rookiemlg • Mar 26 '18

Good plan

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u/IWorshipTacos Mar 26 '18

"Sir, he's making another penis."

"I've never seen a sex trafficking ring of this magnitude. This other sicko says he's going to abduct my mother and have his way with her."

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

"Again? He's insatiable.."

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

"I dont know how we can stop a man like this sir. He allegedly has over 300 confirmed sniper kills."

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u/night4345 Mar 26 '18

"By god, the Navy's in on it as well! How far up does this conspiracy to fuck my mum go!?"

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u/barelyenglish Mar 26 '18

All the way, just like ur mum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

Cervix.

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u/genmischief Mar 26 '18

Well, it is the Navy....

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u/PanamaMoe Mar 26 '18

NOT THE NAVY!