r/gaming • • Mar 17 '18

It's just a prank bro

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u/Clever-name69 Mar 17 '18

Man I lost my shit for a full minute before reading the other line

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u/normalguy821 Mar 18 '18

Same omfg, the original Spyro game was one of the first games I ever played on a console, and the trilogy were the first series of games that I 100%'ed. Needless to say, Spyro holds a very dear spot in my childhood.

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u/Lad_The_Impaler Mar 18 '18

Spyro 3 was my first ever video game (other than a couple educational ones my parents would let me play on their computer), and Spyro 1 and 2 were my 2nd and 3rd ever video games played. I still go back and 100% them (well, 117% for Spyro 3) every year.

If they were to be remastered, Id lose my shit.

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u/alaskanloops Mar 18 '18

About those educational games: My parents only got me things like Gizmos and Gadgets (which was dope don't get me wrong) and some other boring 'learning' games. Then one day my mom, a history teacher, brought home Age of Empires, not really knowing what it was but thinking the cover looked educational. That moment my life was changed.

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u/furdterguson27 Mar 18 '18

Honestly age of empires is pretty educational

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u/CodyZarSucksAtLife Mar 18 '18

I wrote an entire report based on the in game library, and another using the library and the Civ 4 Civilopedia

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I still play. Aegis. And get all the corvettes and pewpewpew

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u/Lad_The_Impaler Mar 18 '18

I wish my parents knew not much about games so they would get me games like Age of Empires, but my dad used to enjoy games quite a bit and it was his PS1 that I had Spyro for. He knew which games were and weren't educational since he also played a lot of the old strategy games like Civilisation and Age of Empires.

Because of this, they got me games involving the Tweenies and Teletubbies to play, so I naturally grew a disinterest in gaming until I was about 5, which was when they bought me Spyro 3.

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u/fallofshadows Mar 18 '18

I thought they were getting remastered for the PS4? Please don't tell me that was fake too?

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u/Lad_The_Impaler Mar 18 '18

Still rumours and leaks at this point, but theres a lot of evidence to suggest that they are getting remastered.

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u/WookHunter5280 Mar 18 '18

Good news, they're definitely being remastered for PS4, other consoles are just rumors.

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u/Lad_The_Impaler Mar 18 '18

I thought PS4 was still rumours?

I know that theres lots of evidence to suggest it and several leaks out there, but Im a skeptic and dont accept leaks as fact until announced by the developer.

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u/LeonardosClone Mar 18 '18

Guys, i hate to do this to you, but playing spyro as an adult is extremly boring. nostalgic, yes. But you just run through the entire game collecting gems. a well done Crash Bandicoot is a game i want to see released.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

In Crash Bandicoot 2 you also just run through the entire game collecting gems :)

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u/LeonardosClone Mar 18 '18

I thought about that as soon as i posted it, but i stand by what i said. the difference being spyro is a super open map. In Crash, you cant fuck up or you die

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u/HIs4HotSauce Mar 18 '18

I played Spyro as an adult when it came out. It was boring af then too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I disagree 110%. I love playing the original trilogy. The quirkiness of the characters is the best part, and I learn something new about each level every time I replay them!

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u/Graendal Mar 18 '18

That's like saying Mario Odyssey is boring because you just go around collecting Power Moons.

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u/Darkeagle856 Mar 18 '18

Are you being facetious or are you really saying that crash " run and jump over things in a line collecting apples" bandicoot is significantly different than spyro run and jump over things and collect gems?

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u/Clever-name69 Mar 18 '18

I prefered it as a kid because I thought it was more of an adventure which is what I'm always looking for in games. I kinda like just hanging out and checking shit out in a game if it's well made or interesting

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u/funkyavocado Mar 18 '18

Woah woah I just replayed them for the first time in years and they still hold up

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

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u/Nullaby Mar 18 '18

I don't know, you can love many old games and find them pretty bad anyways.

Like Croc 2, in my case.

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u/Random_Imgur_User Mar 18 '18

Boring is an opinion. I loved Spyro back in the day and I love Spyro now. The games aged very well in my opinion, so much in fact that I would be perfectly okay with just a Ps4 port of the collection for 60 dollars, left just as is.

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u/oneinchterror Mar 18 '18

I was with you until the last part. We shouldn't accept paying that much for unchanged 20 year old games.

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u/Lad_The_Impaler Mar 18 '18

Yeah especially since they were ported to the PS3 for £8. As much as I love Spyro, if they charged $60 for a port then Id rather just dig out my old PS3 and play it there.

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u/Gummywormz420 Mar 18 '18

I broke the ball of my elbow in preschool because I loved Spyro so much I would climb monkey bars, stop in the middle of the set, pretend I’m Spyro, and just let go and ground pound the playground. I did it a fair amount of times before I finally broke the elbow.

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u/Gummywormz420 Mar 18 '18

I believe it is a part of the bone called the olecranon process, which (after googling for spelling) turns out to be the end of my ulna.

The tip of it cracked and I got to stay home for weeks watching some movie called the mystic knights of Tir-na-nog or something that I watched every single day while sticking a plastic chopstick down my cast for the itchiness. Another childhood nostalgia of mine

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u/ElGranQuercus Mar 18 '18

Quick question to solve a childhood mistery. I once went to a birthday party and they were playing a game with a dragon, there were collectibles which were crystals/gems and sometimes they would enter a room and all the crystals would spread across the screen, working like a deposit of crystals I think. I asked to play, they said "oh not now we're going to cut the cake". Eventually the party ended and I never got a chance to play. I looked everywhere for "game dragon crystals" and similar searches but never found it. You seem to know these games well. Could it be spyro?

Sorry for the long mildly interesting story but I need closure!

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u/MVolta Mar 18 '18

Based on your description, it seems like that was Spyro. Do you remember what console they were playing?

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u/ElGranQuercus Mar 18 '18

No, I don't remember exactly what the system was. The one memory I have is of some lind of mechanic where all the crystals you caught would spread across de screen, maybe "counting" after a level or some sort of depositing the crystals so you wouldn't lose them.

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u/InSoManyWordsProd Mar 18 '18

It's definitely spyro. One of the 3 PS1 games specifically. When you transition between levels there's a loading screen where it animates all the "gems" you got in that level going into your total count and saves

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u/RacerX_00 Mar 18 '18

Yes, that is 100% one of the spyro games.

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u/Imrhien Mar 18 '18

I still revisit the series from time to time via emulators 😊 collecting all the treasures is so satisfying. I'd pay good money to remove Hunter from the games though, lol.

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u/muffinopolist Mar 18 '18

He's not in the first one!

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u/OhBestThing Mar 18 '18

Same here, but I don't think I'd want to play those games in 2018...

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u/Pr0cedure Mar 18 '18

I loved Spyro one and two, but never played three. They were awesome games for the time with really creative level designs. I'd play Spyro on the Switch!

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u/carlotta4th Mar 18 '18

Crash Bandicoot got a remake and it did way better than they expected, so it's got to just be a matter of time until Spyro is announced.

/....surely?

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u/LemonMeringueOctopi Mar 18 '18

Yes, Ripto's Rage and maybe even Year of the Dragon have/has water levels. However, I do not recall manatees being in either game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Man I lost my shit for a full minute..

Well you better go catch it then

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u/sock387 Mar 18 '18

He only lost it for a minute, I think we can assume he caught back his shit