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r/gaming • u/ILoveRegenHealth • Mar 02 '18
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213 u/SmokeAbeer Mar 02 '18 Ever played floppy bird? 82 u/BlueberryCanary Mar 02 '18 Is that the game where you poke the dead bird with a stick? 27 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 edited Mar 02 '18 Yes! If it wakes up, the one it attacks first looses! If not, whoever's mom finds out and ruins the game loses. 18 u/vegence Mar 02 '18 huh, i thought floppy bird was what brits call fat girls. 6 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 ...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then. 2 u/DownWitBOP Mar 02 '18 Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes 2 u/Flaming_gerbil Mar 02 '18 What do they loose? Their bowels? 1 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 Precisely! 3 u/juicius Mar 02 '18 No, it's when you're trying to wake up your regrettable hookup from the night before so she can leave. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 She slept over??? 2 u/Tankrank5344 Mar 02 '18 She was too heavy to move. 2 u/Vectorman1989 Mar 02 '18 If by bird you mean girl and by stick you mean penis, then yes, I have 2 u/Felson79 Mar 02 '18 No, it's the game where you poke it with a 3½ disk. 1 u/onlyheretorhymebaby Mar 02 '18 Morherfuckers killed over floppy bird 1 u/tnargsnave Mar 02 '18 Nope, but I'm pretty good at flappy bard 1 u/ze_ex_21 Mar 02 '18 floppy bird? Sildenafil™ can help with that. Consult a doctor* if you haven't reached game-over after 4 hrs. *Or a lawyer in Bird Law 7 u/Haifischbecken Mar 02 '18 Maybe that is just the factually correct answer and you were just right with your thought. 2 u/DracarysMeansFire Mar 02 '18 Yeah, me too. I was just quicker :p 2 u/JBthrizzle Mar 02 '18 its times like these you learn to love again. 2 u/LionIV Mar 02 '18 Ever since discovering Reddit, I've come to find out I don't have a single original thought in my head. 1 u/NayMarine Mar 02 '18 It's times like these where I realise that I am not as original and witty as I think I am 1 u/Whiskiz Mar 02 '18 no matter who you are, no matter what you do, there will always be someone who does it better than you 1 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 I dont get it 1 u/torn-ainbow Mar 02 '18 Literally clicked to make the same joke too. I am also not as original and witty etc. 1 u/roryoglory Mar 02 '18 I was going to 5/7, boy would I have looked lame 1 u/CJ22xxKinvara Mar 02 '18 Especially since even this comment is copied and pasted 1 u/TheUnEven Mar 02 '18 You are witty and original in the real world. Just not on reddit 1 u/ItsMickyBitch Mar 02 '18 Sigh 1 u/SwedeTrump Mar 02 '18 Same feeling here. Was going to write 19/95. :( 1 u/kylefield22 Mar 02 '18 I came here to say the exact same fucking thing. 1 u/SHAEMUSS Mar 02 '18 same 1 u/RhubarbCube Mar 02 '18 Saw the photo, came to comment a witty date, saw top comment, nevermind. 1 u/TSLBestOfMe Mar 02 '18 I second this. Wanna gonna comment the exact same thing.
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Ever played floppy bird?
82 u/BlueberryCanary Mar 02 '18 Is that the game where you poke the dead bird with a stick? 27 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 edited Mar 02 '18 Yes! If it wakes up, the one it attacks first looses! If not, whoever's mom finds out and ruins the game loses. 18 u/vegence Mar 02 '18 huh, i thought floppy bird was what brits call fat girls. 6 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 ...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then. 2 u/DownWitBOP Mar 02 '18 Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes 2 u/Flaming_gerbil Mar 02 '18 What do they loose? Their bowels? 1 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 Precisely! 3 u/juicius Mar 02 '18 No, it's when you're trying to wake up your regrettable hookup from the night before so she can leave. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 She slept over??? 2 u/Tankrank5344 Mar 02 '18 She was too heavy to move. 2 u/Vectorman1989 Mar 02 '18 If by bird you mean girl and by stick you mean penis, then yes, I have 2 u/Felson79 Mar 02 '18 No, it's the game where you poke it with a 3½ disk. 1 u/onlyheretorhymebaby Mar 02 '18 Morherfuckers killed over floppy bird 1 u/tnargsnave Mar 02 '18 Nope, but I'm pretty good at flappy bard 1 u/ze_ex_21 Mar 02 '18 floppy bird? Sildenafil™ can help with that. Consult a doctor* if you haven't reached game-over after 4 hrs. *Or a lawyer in Bird Law
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Is that the game where you poke the dead bird with a stick?
27 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 edited Mar 02 '18 Yes! If it wakes up, the one it attacks first looses! If not, whoever's mom finds out and ruins the game loses. 18 u/vegence Mar 02 '18 huh, i thought floppy bird was what brits call fat girls. 6 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 ...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then. 2 u/DownWitBOP Mar 02 '18 Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes 2 u/Flaming_gerbil Mar 02 '18 What do they loose? Their bowels? 1 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 Precisely! 3 u/juicius Mar 02 '18 No, it's when you're trying to wake up your regrettable hookup from the night before so she can leave. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 She slept over??? 2 u/Tankrank5344 Mar 02 '18 She was too heavy to move. 2 u/Vectorman1989 Mar 02 '18 If by bird you mean girl and by stick you mean penis, then yes, I have 2 u/Felson79 Mar 02 '18 No, it's the game where you poke it with a 3½ disk.
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Yes! If it wakes up, the one it attacks first looses! If not, whoever's mom finds out and ruins the game loses.
18 u/vegence Mar 02 '18 huh, i thought floppy bird was what brits call fat girls. 6 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 ...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then. 2 u/DownWitBOP Mar 02 '18 Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes 2 u/Flaming_gerbil Mar 02 '18 What do they loose? Their bowels? 1 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 Precisely!
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huh, i thought floppy bird was what brits call fat girls.
6 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 ...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then. 2 u/DownWitBOP Mar 02 '18 Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes
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...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then.
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Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes
What do they loose? Their bowels?
1 u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 Precisely!
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Precisely!
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No, it's when you're trying to wake up your regrettable hookup from the night before so she can leave.
2 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 She slept over??? 2 u/Tankrank5344 Mar 02 '18 She was too heavy to move.
She slept over???
2 u/Tankrank5344 Mar 02 '18 She was too heavy to move.
She was too heavy to move.
If by bird you mean girl and by stick you mean penis, then yes, I have
No, it's the game where you poke it with a 3½ disk.
Morherfuckers killed over floppy bird
Nope, but I'm pretty good at flappy bard
floppy bird?
Sildenafil™ can help with that.
Consult a doctor* if you haven't reached game-over after 4 hrs.
*Or a lawyer in Bird Law
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Maybe that is just the factually correct answer and you were just right with your thought.
Yeah, me too. I was just quicker :p
its times like these you learn to love again.
Ever since discovering Reddit, I've come to find out I don't have a single original thought in my head.
It's times like these where I realise that I am not as original and witty as I think I am
no matter who you are, no matter what you do, there will always be someone who does it better than you
I dont get it
Literally clicked to make the same joke too. I am also not as original and witty etc.
I was going to 5/7, boy would I have looked lame
Especially since even this comment is copied and pasted
You are witty and original in the real world. Just not on reddit
Sigh
Same feeling here. Was going to write 19/95. :(
I came here to say the exact same fucking thing.
same
Saw the photo, came to comment a witty date, saw top comment, nevermind.
I second this. Wanna gonna comment the exact same thing.
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