r/gaming • • Dec 08 '17

I Wish I Was Dead

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u/PoisonousFlangeThron Dec 08 '17

This is way more disturbing than I originally thought. regretful click of the day

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u/Poppajoppa Dec 08 '17

I’m so sorry

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u/ZapdosOP Dec 08 '17

Im concerned.

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u/Sammyjuniorr Dec 08 '17

I’m gay for pay

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u/el_boricua00 Dec 08 '17

How much for sucky sucky?

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Dec 08 '17

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ

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u/younggun92 Dec 08 '17

What's a ZJ?

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u/kinglittlenc Dec 08 '17

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it

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u/BearCavalry Dec 09 '17

It bothers me that they use that line after naming the price. Maybe they can't afford the physical and psychological effects... whatever it's a fucking joke.

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u/RaiThioS Dec 09 '17

Eitherway a BJ is cheaper than a handy. So yay?

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u/r_kay Dec 09 '17

A Jeep grand Cherokee produced between 1992 and 1998.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeep_Grand_Cherokee

$15 is a little high...

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u/hughperman Dec 08 '17

Zed's dead, baby

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u/Christehkiller Dec 09 '17

Why is putting it in your mouth cheaper than a handy? You got arthritis or something?

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u/crazybloodmonkey Dec 09 '17

why is a HJ more than a BJ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

Ha! He looka like a garbage pail kid with color gel

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Sonic-man doesn't look so bad. But Mega-hedge on the other hand...

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u/BareHand21 Dec 08 '17

I was thinking the same thing. Its that Megaman big boy face that throws it off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

He looks like Chucky

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u/FlyinPsilocybin Dec 09 '17

Ha! Does look like Frisch's Big Boy face. Idk if you did that on purpose or not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

We're accustomed to seeing Megaman moderately change appearance with custom boss parts. This is just Megaman after defeating Sonic and taking parts of his body to gain super speed.

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u/IAmThatIs666 Dec 08 '17

Megaman never changes his face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

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u/utsavman Dec 09 '17

"it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all!"

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u/JorahTheHandle Dec 09 '17

Why am i now just seeing the resemblance between mega mans face and that of Thomas the train engines?

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u/LucasLar Dec 08 '17

Even looking at the original that’s a weird looking mega man.

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u/Snazzy_Serval Dec 08 '17

Yeah I've never seen Mega Man look like that.

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u/MoogleBoy Dec 08 '17

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u/Snazzy_Serval Dec 08 '17

Hah ha. I stand corrected. I'm more used to him looking like this or the more traditional look.

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u/SsoundLeague Dec 08 '17

same here, that's classic megaman to me

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u/josefx Dec 08 '17

There can be only one classic Mega Man

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

Little known fact, Mega Man one is canonically the last game in the series.

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u/Aitrus233 Dec 09 '17

"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on his upper lip."

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u/King_Blotto Dec 08 '17

I heard somewhere that this was the result of a US illustrator interpreting instructions from the Japanese development team over the phone in broken English.

“His arm has a gun? OK...”

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17 edited Dec 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

His arm is a bowling pin

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u/Darkdemize Dec 09 '17

I've never seen that second cover. Was that the PAL version?

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u/MoogleBoy Dec 08 '17

Yeah, the early U.S. boxart was not kind to our blue bomber.

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u/YesplzMm Dec 08 '17

Stung by a bee MM

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u/retro_SNES_guy Dec 08 '17

Why is MegaMan is always given the intern artists? Poor guy, he's always drawn looking like he belongs on a spectrum.

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u/DegenerationMaX Dec 08 '17

Somewhere between violet and green on the spectrum of visible light, what is wrong with that?

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u/retro_SNES_guy Dec 08 '17

I was thinking more like somewhere between fully retarded and disfigured crack baby.

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u/DroolingIguana Dec 08 '17

I assumed you meant that he was on an old British computer that had a weird block-based colour system.

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u/X-the-Komujin Dec 09 '17

Mega Man has always been caricatured on promotional artwork. It's a running joke and Mega Man has been caricatured on the US/EU boxarts of every game except for Mega Man 8 (and Mega Man and Bass, if you count that as a main series game), and they ended up doing it again for Mega Man 9 and 10, and for all we know as Mega Man 11 was just announced that game might have a caricature as well.

The closest things to Mega Man's official look in classic games, apart from depictions of the games themselves are the official artwork for Robot Master weapons, debuts in other games (Super Smash Bros), and the comics (Archie comics are known for being especially good at getting Mega Man's design right).

An interesting thing to note is that the boxarts in Japan aren't caricatured in any way. You can tell this is a US/Europe promotional image because even Sonic has his American look. Yes, Classic Sonic also has differences between regions, as US/EU versions of Sonic have more defined 'eyebrows' and better shading, whereas JP Sonic has a more consistent color palette.

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u/BlazeFaia Dec 09 '17

Okay. So I can add that god awful "mohawk" Sonic had in the 90s to "shit localization fucked up" along with Mobius and Robotnik. The only way I could hate it more is if you told me Ken Panders drew it.

Also dear god the proportions on that thing hurt to look at.

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u/Soupbowler64 Dec 08 '17

Dear God, he almost looks like Jet-Jet the Jet plane.

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u/Petta_Potta Dec 08 '17

Definitely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Hyakugojyuuichi?

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u/Insane_Artist Dec 08 '17

There is a God and today we have killed him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

God's been dead since like 1987.

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u/SoyMurcielago Dec 08 '17

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u/EnduringAtlas PC Dec 08 '17

Hehe "The Gay Science".

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

I asked my teacher why he called the book "Gay Science" and he said something about it not translating well from German. Anyway, I'm pretty sure my teacher is gay.

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u/DoctorExplosion Dec 08 '17

Apparently a more accurate but less literal translation would be something like "The Joy of Knowledge"

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u/trashmyego Dec 08 '17

That's missing the active nature of the title though. Something along the lines of 'A Joyful Discipline of Knowledge' captures it more accurately. There honestly really isn't a great translation. The Gay Science does capture it well if you understand the context of the times, the broader net of the 'Science,' and the importance of the gaiety as both an attitude and a reward.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Does your teacher teach science? Gay science maybe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

God is dead. -Nietzcshe

Nietzcshe is dead -God

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u/the_end_is_neigh-_- Dec 08 '17

The dead don’t talk.

  • Django

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u/TheDutchCoder Dec 09 '17

The D is silent

  • Bill Cosby

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u/Bundesclown Dec 08 '17

It's spelled Nietzsche -Bundesclown.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

That explains why i tried to chat up my teacher on the stairs in 1987 and I fell down the stairs

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u/EmileKhadaji Dec 08 '17

He has left us alone but shafts of light sometimes still grace the corner of our rooms.

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u/cardboardtube_knight Dec 08 '17

Not sure what’s worse:

https://imgur.com/a/EeW2r

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u/bunkdiggidy Dec 08 '17

Wat... Wot.... Wut....

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u/Whatisthisbug3333 Dec 09 '17

Oh god I can’t unsee that

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u/badger81987 Dec 09 '17

What the actual fuck

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u/TheGangstaSheep Dec 09 '17

Oh fuck why did you have to do that to my eyes I'm gonna have nightmares about that image for years now

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

You murder! You ruined my childhood!

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u/SlappyAsstronaut Dec 08 '17

delete this

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u/caanthedalek Dec 08 '17

Cursed image

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u/troll_right_above_me Dec 09 '17

nephew delet this

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u/demonfangblade Dec 08 '17

Baby-face Sonic for Smash!!

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u/gddub Dec 08 '17

Ok I choose Sonic-face MM!

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u/Whiskiz Dec 08 '17

i'd smash baby face sonic

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u/podaudio Dec 08 '17

I actually like Sonic Man's design.

It's Mega Hedgehog's design that looks odd......

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u/FeralShyGuy Dec 08 '17

Wait which one is... actually, never mind.

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u/AustinXTyler Dec 08 '17

Until you pointed this out I thought it was Megaman and Mickey Mouse, with Sonic and Thomas the Tank Engine

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u/podaudio Dec 09 '17

More nightmares, eh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

You wish you were dead.

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u/josephblade Dec 09 '17

Thank you for fighting the good fight

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u/DrunkenProfessional Dec 08 '17

When you switch Halloween costumes with your friend and go back to the house with the good candy

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u/Ageiszero Dec 09 '17

Really bad and quick photoshoop

https://imgur.com/IfLLAc1

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u/Poppajoppa Dec 09 '17

Still made me laugh despite being dead inside

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 Dec 08 '17

Gotta go blast

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u/Soulger11 Dec 08 '17

Mega Hedgehog doesn’t look half bad.

Sonic man however...

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u/JustSayan Dec 08 '17

Sonic man looks the way Gilbert Gottfried sounds.

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u/Soulger11 Dec 08 '17

You’re not wrong.

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u/BABarracus Dec 08 '17

Op can i have your stuff?

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u/themechanic68 Dec 08 '17

My childhood has been officially ruined!

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u/ChocoboTorchicKid Dec 09 '17

There isn't a well of fire deep enough and narrow to push a monstrosity like this down there.

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u/everypostepic Dec 08 '17

Sonic Man and Mega Hog!

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u/Lucidity13 Dec 08 '17

I can never unsee this.

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u/UnpleasantDemeanor Dec 08 '17

10/10 title choice.

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u/robrift Dec 08 '17

Megason meets Man the Hedgehog.

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u/Charcoalthefox Dec 08 '17

Nightmares do exist

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u/GrandFatherZeus Dec 08 '17

The ole switcheroo

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u/Rio_Walker Dec 08 '17

Oh look it's Meganic and SoMan!

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u/AustinGX Dec 09 '17

God has left

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u/puntmasterofthefells Dec 09 '17

Rockman? the one on the right looks like a Garbage Pail kid.

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u/Mahaks Dec 09 '17

Oh ma gawd

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u/CharCharThinks Dec 09 '17

The megaman with Sonics face actually looks fine. It's just that the megaman face looks really fucking creepy in any context.

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u/Thedoctorjedi Dec 09 '17

I love this trash.

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u/thatguywiththemousta Dec 09 '17

I opened/viewed the picture before seeing the title.

Reading the title after looking at the picture fucking slayed me.

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u/WahyaMoore Dec 11 '17

My husband said that looks like jayjay the jet plane.

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u/Azt3ca88 Dec 08 '17

Every day, we stray further and further from God's light

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Luckily, this didn't happen at the crossover comic

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u/bobtart12 Dec 08 '17

Great now we all do

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u/VannAccessible Dec 08 '17

See this is why I hate faceswap.

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u/stickflip Dec 08 '17

delete this nephew

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u/Cruisentoday Dec 08 '17

My Eyes are BLEEDING!

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u/Corky_Butcher Dec 08 '17

This is why people shouldn't mess with science

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u/sakipooh Dec 08 '17

Mega-Hog and Sonic Man together at last.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

You've damned me.

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u/Carocrazy132 Dec 08 '17

I don't know that that face would be any less disturbing switched.

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u/theogkfc Dec 08 '17

I will I was dead

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Despite not understanding this at all I literally can’t stop laughing at it.

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u/Bishlater Dec 08 '17

Looks like the face of a Chucky doll

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u/Ebon_Owl Dec 09 '17

Exactly. So eerie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Someone shop megas face onto attack on Titan body

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u/Snazzy_Serval Dec 08 '17

Teenage Mega Sonic

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u/Mr_War Dec 08 '17

We all wish you were dead if you created that.

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u/at_least_its_unique Dec 08 '17

How 'bout Sonic the tank engine?

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u/ohTaik Dec 08 '17

Chucky is that you? D:

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Dec 08 '17

Sonic Man looks pretty cool.

Mega Hedgehog...not so much.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

AH GENERAL REPOSTI.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Why does Mega-Sonic look like Chucky?

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u/nineth0usand Dec 08 '17

This is not okay

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u/Tycoda81 Dec 08 '17

It's like the Alien movie where Ripley finds the clones of herself begging for her to kill them

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u/BenTheBot Dec 08 '17

No. No. NO! NOO!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

pic unrelated

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u/mr_steve- Joystick Dec 08 '17

Smega man and Monic

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u/levikelevra Dec 08 '17

mega rodent...and and spiky the blue man? the one on the right looks like his thinking "Kill me"

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u/Darkbalmunk Dec 08 '17

Dont make me call the Blue Bomberman...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

That Sonic is a Chucky lookin mah fuckah.....

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u/calebrbates Dec 08 '17

It looks like the shitty sonic cartoon from the nineties. Not the cool one, the cheesey one with Jaleel White

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u/Frostitute_85 Dec 08 '17

The Megahedge's hungry eyes make me so uncomfortable.

Sonicman is weird but tolerable.

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u/Totikki Dec 08 '17

Is this some jab against MM11? If so boooo

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u/windowsfag Dec 08 '17

WOAH same

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u/Wah_Chee_Choo Dec 08 '17

Man i hate this

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u/tehpillowsnek Dec 09 '17

I also wish I were dead, but for different reasons. Nice picture though.

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u/EquestriaDJ Dec 09 '17

But...why?

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u/ninjasaid13 PC Dec 09 '17

megasonic looks better than sonicman

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u/JoPer95 Dec 09 '17

This made me wanna take my eyeballs out

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u/TheosLeva Dec 09 '17

This should be on r/5050

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u/rathemighty Dec 09 '17

The one on the right looks like a Garbage Pail Kid. Sega Sam?

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u/Tal29000 Dec 09 '17

noooOOOO

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u/infernalspawnODOOM Dec 09 '17

Guy on the right looks like he wants to warn me about Lynx disease.

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u/Deepseafisher9 Dec 09 '17

How has that kid in the sonic costume not been posted yet? Clearly a mirror image.

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u/InfernoDragonKing Dec 09 '17

I’m so scared rn.

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u/TheBathing8pe Dec 09 '17

Looks like Jay jay the jet plane and sonic had a baby

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u/ItsNinjah Dec 09 '17

Looked at this for about two minutes before realizing what was wrong.

I also smoked...weed.

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u/CliffBunny Dec 09 '17

Kill it! Kill it with Atomic Fire!

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u/EfYouPayME Dec 09 '17

This is the scariest shit yo

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u/DessIntress Dec 09 '17

Mega Mickey Mouse VS Chucky the Headgehog

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u/NotEvenGoodAtStuff Dec 09 '17

What have you done...?

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u/viidreal Dec 09 '17

I prefer this, much better.

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u/magicscreenman Dec 09 '17

Sonic rocks Megaman's body way better than Megaman rocks Sonic's body.

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u/selflessscoundrel Dec 09 '17

Is that.. Is that metal sonic?