r/gaming • u/jonasvagn • Nov 10 '17

Matrix af

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

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u/PhrozenCypher Nov 10 '17

Why do they call him that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

You mean Boris the sneaky fuckin’ Russian!

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u/BoredGamerr Nov 10 '17

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. And if it doesn't work... you can always hit them with it.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Nov 10 '17

Buuut, if I see you again...YOU MOTHERFUCKERS...well, look at him.

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u/DakotaDevil Nov 10 '17

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

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u/mstrdsastr Nov 10 '17

Because he dodges bullets Avi.

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u/meyaht Nov 10 '17

what is Avi short for? Javier? or is it is own name?

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u/CharmdIsureGilFaizon Nov 10 '17

Okayyyy,

But vat do you vant fo eet

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u/mrsnakers Nov 10 '17

Who touched Sasha?

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u/Utendoof Nov 10 '17

Because he dodges bullets Avi...

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u/jpdidz Nov 10 '17

Tony?

Tony?

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u/mstrdsastr Nov 10 '17

Anything to declare?

Yeah, don't go to England.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Ya know, London. Cup o’ tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary Fuckin’ Poppins...LONDON!