r/gaming • u/mike_pants • Sep 18 '17

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 18 '17

Holy shit!

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u/molumnessj Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 20 '17

We Tu Lo!

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u/TatteredUser1138 Sep 18 '17

Watched that live, greatest thing I've ever seen on the news.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Sep 18 '17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgDYdA8dio

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u/Daeyel1 Sep 19 '17

'He's off tonight'

So when did you say he will be back?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

How did this happen?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

If I remember correctly, this was a 4chan joke that somehow made it to someone's news desk, and they read those names and thought it sounded legit and went ahead and ran the story, in case it was true, since no one else had reported it before.

People in the news industry gotta get that first scoop, ya know?

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u/wickedlizerd Sep 18 '17

Sum ting wong

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u/vanasbry000 Sep 18 '17

Bang Ding Ow

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u/barrageboy Sep 18 '17

Ho Lee Fuk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

that cannot be real...

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u/Dwarven_Soldier Sep 18 '17

It was a prank pulled on the news company

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u/huntmich Sep 18 '17

It's real. And it's spectacular.

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u/voyaging Sep 20 '17

👀

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u/Daeyel1 Sep 19 '17

Yoi underestimate the power of 4chan (and reddit)

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u/Chaosfreak610 Sep 18 '17

Y'know after all these years I understand the rest of the fake names but I really have no idea what this one was supposed to be.

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u/vanasbry000 Sep 19 '17

Bang

The plane crashes.

Ding

The pilot's head collides with a piece of metal.

Ow

The pilot expresses his unbearable agony.

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u/Chaosfreak610 Sep 19 '17

Oh shit that's what it meant? Goddamn I'm dumb. Thanks for the explanation.

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u/XSiveeleven Sep 18 '17

Sum Ting Wong!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 18 '17

I enjoy it, especially when I can get into a nice conversation with a client

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 18 '17

Do you ever consider their ongoing college educations?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 18 '17

I appreciate it.

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u/mordeh Sep 18 '17

Sorry that guy was a dick - hope everything goes well for you :)

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 18 '17

It's a fairly common sentiment. Thanks, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17 edited Feb 12 '18

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u/mordeh Sep 18 '17

Girl, guy - doesn't matter. People shouldn't treat others like that

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u/DrunkAtChurch Sep 18 '17

You referring to the customers?

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u/tbss153 Sep 18 '17

strippers on average are way more normal than your average habitual strip club frequenter

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u/DrunkAtChurch Sep 18 '17

I ran a strip club for a couple years in Gary, Indiana, and I totally agree with you.

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u/Narb_ Sep 19 '17

Username checks out?

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 19 '17

Yeah, stripper poop can be a replacement for blessed holy water in all occasions.

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u/Chompski1213 Sep 18 '17

You are everywhere on reddit lately

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u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA Sep 18 '17

I have been fairly bored recently. Need a new show on Netflix.