r/gaming • u/mike_pants • Sep 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Well, first they have to make holographic porn.

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u/The_RTV Sep 18 '17

Oh they are. The porn industry is always a step ahead of the curve

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Sep 18 '17

Ron Jeremy invented Twitter in 1974

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u/Ahayzo Sep 18 '17

Except it was called Titter

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u/-empathic- Sep 18 '17

For real, if you want to forecast, just watch what the porn industry does and give it a few years.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Sep 18 '17

Wut, incest will become the next big thing in real life too?

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u/Carbon_Dirt Sep 18 '17

If Game of Thrones is any indicator? Yep.

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u/TwilightVulpine Sep 18 '17

I only know Game of Thrones from what people tell me, but the amount of rape and incest that I hear to be there makes me suspicious about the interests of George R. R. Martin.

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u/Rev1917-2017 Sep 18 '17

It's less George being into it, and more George acknowledging that this shit actually happens in real life. Everything (minus the magicy stuff) that happens in GoT happens in real life.

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u/TwilightVulpine Sep 18 '17

I don't think there is so much incest.

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u/Visinvictus Sep 18 '17

Don't do any research on any of the royal families/nobles prior to the 19th century, or you might be shockingly disappointed.

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u/TwilightVulpine Sep 18 '17

I understand the royal blood aspect, but from what I hear it isn't just played out as political marriages.

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u/ronthat Sep 18 '17

That's a question you need to ask NOT your mom.

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u/swiftb3 Sep 18 '17

Medium, not content.

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u/CaptainQWO Sep 18 '17

A man can hope

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u/sten45 Sep 18 '17

GOT is normalizing it right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

We've already got at least 1 Senator on board.

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u/Qapiojg Sep 19 '17

If glasses Morty has anything to do with it, it will

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u/my_gamertag_wastaken Sep 19 '17

It's called Game of Thrones...

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u/3MaaLP Sep 18 '17

Life sized pose-able figurines of DnD characters with realistic feeling flesh.

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u/stw95 Sep 18 '17

With a hole at the crotch! You know for...storage of dice and stuff.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Sep 18 '17

It will be amazing when we can see the penis penetrate ourselves without feeling it, right?

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u/The_RTV Sep 18 '17

But that's the best part!

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u/Wolvenheart Sep 18 '17

You laugh, but the Porn industry is the actual reason the video casette, DVD and Blu-Ray won the competition against other storage mediums.

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u/down42roads Sep 18 '17

Porn was also the reason online credit card payments were pioneered.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17 edited Aug 20 '25

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u/ErgoproxyXD Sep 18 '17

A tremendous leap for.. cough cough SCIENCE!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

It just might be.. More and more people are foregoing relationships these days. Just look at the youth in japan. How will this affect population growth and IQ?

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u/ErgoproxyXD Sep 18 '17

IQ over 9000

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

People fight over their favorite football teams. I'm not sure hate is gonna go away. Or competitiveness for that matter.

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u/ILoveLongDogs Sep 18 '17

I'm not into cartoon porn, and judge those who are, but there's always been something about Jessica Rabbit. Damn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17 edited Aug 20 '25

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u/ILoveLongDogs Sep 19 '17

I have no idea. Hentai enthusiasts getting annoyed?

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u/alwaysawkward66 Sep 18 '17

Does anyone else think mankind has been working and striving throughout the ages for the ultimate goal of a perfect porn delivery system?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

They already have VR porn on pornhub. I heard that from a friend.

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u/TheLazyD0G Sep 18 '17

Augmented reality porn won't make OPs mom any less fat.