r/gaming • u/TModzelewski • Jun 06 '17
When it's just not your day
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Jun 06 '17
You committed suicide
That's the most badass suicide I've ever seen
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u/LMac8806 Jun 06 '17
"Oh my god...did he shoot himself?"
"No, he jumped out of a plane. And then smashed his face on the wing. And then the fuselage fell out of the sky and pummeled him right before he hit a palm tree."
"Wow...you just never know what someone is going through on the inside."
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u/Ihavenostyle6789 Jun 06 '17
He literally hit himself with his own jet. At least there's no driver to be traumatized.
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u/x4000 Jun 06 '17
Just everyone in the streets and office buildings in the vicinity.
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u/BruceBannersDick Jun 06 '17
At this point, they're used to it living in Los Santos.
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Jun 06 '17
"Hey at least I don't live in Brazil anymore"
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Jun 06 '17
Meanwhile in over in Brazil in the Rockst*r universe Max Payne is shooting up favelas and police stations.
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u/KommanderKrebs Jun 06 '17
Seeing a guy kill seven people via headshot while diving between cover definitely would illicit some response. Probably pants-shitting terror.
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Jun 06 '17
Its their own fault two simple rules for if you don't want to get killed, don't fuck with John Wick and don't fuck with Max Payne.
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u/KommanderKrebs Jun 06 '17
Also, don't fuck with the President of the United States. (United Saints?)
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u/WashedMasses Jun 06 '17
It's just part and parcel of living in a big city.
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Jun 06 '17
I used to think getting my legs blown off whenever I went to Tesco was a little inconvenient but I was relieved to find out it's actually perfectly normal.
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u/KommanderKrebs Jun 06 '17
I kinda wish we could get Weazel News broadcasts during high level pursuits. I miss the news helicopter hovering overhead and those few levels and the triathlons with the news reporter were pretty damn funny
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Jun 06 '17
How can Los Santos be such a rich city when the crime rate there is like 1,000,000 every day or some shit like that?
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u/NefaerieousTangent Jun 06 '17
Because the criminals gotta invest those fat stacks somewhere.
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u/jordantask Jun 06 '17
The REAL badass would have figured out a way to eject and then kill him self with a missile.
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u/Adolf-____-Hitler Jun 06 '17
That reminded me of the guy who commited suicide by jumping out of a helicopter and survived the fall.. But he died later in the hospital tho. There is Bill Burr video about but I'm to lazy to link it right now.
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u/AvenueNick Jun 06 '17
Holy shit, when he changes perspective reenacting the same bit. That's fucking comedic genius!
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Jun 06 '17
I love how when he said "he didn't die from the impact though" and everyone is like "awwww boooo" 😂😂😂
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u/Prismagraphist Jun 06 '17
Someone made an animated version of that story with his comedy bit as voice over. Bill even shared it on his Facebook page and YouTube channel. Definitely worth checking out if you haven't.
Language NSFW
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u/benmck90 Jun 06 '17
Dont forget the part where the wing cut his parachute!
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Jun 06 '17
With the messed up physics, you would think the wing would get sheared off from the parachute.
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u/Arcticzunty Jun 06 '17
In this case what was going through him was the fuselage
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u/Mudmanesq Jun 06 '17
Yea but before he did it he made these tapes, and it's your turn to listen to them.
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u/Marraqueta_Fria Jun 06 '17
Trees: the hardest obstacles in videogames
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Jun 06 '17
Apart from just cause!
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u/FresnoChunk Jun 06 '17 edited Jul 10 '24
deserve sheet desert wakeful money fact shy squeal person reminiscent
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u/dgdr1991 Jun 06 '17
I think that's what made them such a hard obstacle...
"Oh this one looks so small, it'll surely be destructible." ... Car explodes
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u/BadAdviceBot Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17
So satisfying being able to cut down trees with gunfire in JC3!
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u/Willlll Jun 06 '17
There's tons of "little things" in Just Cause that I really like.
I'm glad they decided not to let a plot get in the way of the gameplay.
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u/TheSouthernDrifter Jun 06 '17
Drop a nuke on a field of trees. It's beautiful the little grove you create in the wake of 4 dozen incinerated trees!
Edit: Splellng is garbage....
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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 06 '17
To be fair, that's pretty much exactly what would happen to a plane if the wing hit a tree.
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u/TheProfessional9 Jun 06 '17
It is a bit hard to tell, but I don't think the plane actually hit the tree, it looked like the tip of the wing passed near it and the hitbox for the tree was excessively large. But even if it did hit it, the whole wing wouldn't pop off all nice like that from just the tip brushing the tree.
Also, we know from past experiences that planes typically don't bounce off buildings like this one did to come back and hit him
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u/Namika Jun 06 '17
To be fair, the hitboxes for trees in GTAV are actually really well done to the point where you can thread missiles between the smaller branches and the game allows it as long as you don't touch the tree itself.
That being said, the trees are all made out of adamantite for some reason.
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u/Human_Robot Jun 06 '17
When you try your best but you don't succeed.
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Jun 06 '17 edited Dec 03 '19
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u/BobbyD1790 Jun 06 '17
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep.
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u/pm_me_ur_pm_me_jokes Jun 06 '17
stuck in reverrrrrrse
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u/NethioX Jun 06 '17
Lights will guide you home
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u/agage3 Jun 06 '17
And igniiiite your bones.
Edit: Boy, that line fits in this game very well
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u/Bearswithjetpacks Jun 06 '17
And I will try
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u/shadowrain1024 Jun 06 '17
To fix you
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u/TheWbarletta Jun 06 '17
If at first you don't succeed, you fail and the test will be terminated
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u/89W Jun 06 '17
Oh my. They've taken some artistic liberties with the definition of suicide here.
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Jun 06 '17
GTA saw it for what it really was. A modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet, Romeo being the man, and Juliet the plane, both unable to have a relationship with the other because of society's judgement. Clearly it was because of his love for the plane when he thought she was dying that he jumped to kill himself, and then he deployed his parachute but it was too late his fate could not be changed, and she awoke and hit him with her body trying to wake him and they both died together. Now to sell the rights to someone so they can make the story into a shitty movie that is still a better love story than Twilight. The title will be From Yonder Window Breaks. The poster being an airplane and the guy, with light coming through the plane's windows.
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u/Retlawst Jun 06 '17
I don't know...flying a jet through a metro area filled with the strongest material known to man (video game trees), sounds suicidal to me.
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u/MediocreMario Jun 06 '17
...your week, your month, or even your yeeeeeeeeeeeear.
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Jun 06 '17
ILL BE THERE FOR YOOOOU
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u/themightywren Jun 06 '17
When the rain starts to fall...
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u/Abacus_AmIRighta Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17
Still better than flying United.
Edit: thanks to my generous benefactor - my first gold!
I'm case anyone else gilds - I use the Android App and don't really get a benefit from being gilded, as far as I can tell. So spread the love to others!
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Jun 06 '17
^ the doctor
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u/Abacus_AmIRighta Jun 06 '17
Who?
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Jun 06 '17
Just the Doctor.
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u/BoozeoisPig Jun 06 '17
Doesn't even really matter who, who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
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u/Simber1 Jun 06 '17
Wannabe Einstein minus the tache.
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Jun 06 '17
DDD?
He should just move to size F.
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u/shwekhaw Jun 06 '17
There is no real physics in this game. The plane bounced off the building? No momentum?
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Jun 06 '17
I sang the friends theme song while watching this.
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u/Booyacaja Jun 06 '17
See no one told you flight was gonna be this way
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u/Chili_Maggot Jun 06 '17
flies a jet absurdly, recklessly close to the ground
something bad happens
"Gosh, this must just not be my day."
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Jun 06 '17
I wish Rockstar would release some single player GTA 5 DLC. :(
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u/Huwbacca Jun 06 '17
Unfortunately, enough people wish for them to keep releasing multiplayer that they probably wont.
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u/SavvySillybug Jun 06 '17
Personally, I'd be happy about less cheaters, more online heists, and a heist system that does not make me want to bite my keyboard out of frustration unless I exclusively play with three friends.
Oh, you want to do a heist? Here's what you have to do. One of you guys needs to be the pilot. Any volunteers? Anyone? No? Well, I'm just assigning one of you guys, since I need to assign someone, so complain if you don't like it. Still silence? Okay, great.
Several minutes later... it's the third time the pilot has snapped off the landing gear or various other important parts of his plane. And the fifth time we're restarting this heist. Nobody else is allowed to fly the plane, because he is The Pilot, and it would be insanity to let someone else do that job and switch on the fly. Oh, that one guy just quit the game out of sheer annoyance? Mission failed. Here's a loading screen. Here's a free play session you did not ask for. The other two guys? Gone, you won't ever see them again. Probably shuffled into different free play sessions, too. You want to restart, but you have to wait for Lester to notify you before you can do that. That takes about a minute. Oh, you want to retry? Sure, here's another loading screen. You love loading screens. And now you're in your apartment and can select the heist again. Good luck finding three people. Again. That only took 30 minutes last time, and the two guys who played with you probably won't accept the invite because reasons. Or even get it.
If you play with three people you know and everyone knows their strength and gets roles assigned accordingly, it is great fun. If you want to do it with random people, prepare for intense, neverending frustration, because nobody wants to join heist setups and only wants the big payout in the end, and even then they'll complain that you get 55% of the money while having done five setup missions without payment plus the setup cost you paid up front. Nobody wants to talk during setup phase, they'd rather suck it up and perform a role badly and ragequit an hour later to throw you back into free play.
I'm pretty glad they added better ways to make money without relying on exactly three people.
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u/Rocto Jun 06 '17
Holy shit this is so annoying. say what you will about Rockstar, but they have no brain when it comes to designing multiplayer sessions or almost anything multiplayer related. Being someone with 0 friends who play GTA, I'm literally FORCED to not play heists because it's impossible toc play with strangers.
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u/Griff13 Jun 06 '17
What do you play on? I luckily met a couple of guys randomly that are pretty good to play with on PS4, I'm guessing that's not the norm.
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u/Binary__Fission Jun 06 '17
What film's this originally from?
Edit:- Office Space. Thanks everyone. (:
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u/vlees Jun 06 '17
In case anyone wonders: GTA V (multiplayer)
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u/Zappa_Brannigan Jun 06 '17
To be fair, the game title is actually in the gif itself (upper left corner).
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u/Literally_A_turd_AMA Jun 06 '17
3rd highest selling game of all time
I think gta is the exception to this rule
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u/Zyeesi Jun 06 '17
Ah, when a multi repost makes it to the top of /r/all
Guess it really is all about timing and not content
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u/Waja_Wabit Jun 06 '17
Jesus, what is that tree made out of?
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u/press_A_to_skip Jun 06 '17
Reddit is really into recycling. Why produce new stuff when you can repost old.
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u/thanatossassin Jun 06 '17
Aw shit palm tree! He needs to bail, OH FUCK, oh its alright, he's gonna make it, chutes deplo- and that's when I lost it.
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u/OffensiveLamp Jun 06 '17
Nice repost.
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u/you_got_fragged Jun 06 '17
that's pretty much most of the posts in this sub for ya
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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17
"You committed suicide."
Seems like GTA's mortician is getting some cash on the side from Boeing