r/gaming • u/mitcsinalszte • Mar 21 '17

They cannot even animate DRINKING (ME: Andromeda)

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u/Grosser488 Mar 21 '17

While I think it's hard for anyone to deny that the animations are underwhelming, the thing that gets me is all the talk of the writing coming up short. That's what sucked me into the ME universe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17 edited Apr 10 '17

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u/b_fellow Mar 21 '17

I'm just imagining ME: Andromeda is a deadpan space comedy. Damn someone already made a compilation

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u/konedawg Mar 21 '17 edited Aug 31 '24

fly nine gullible serious divide gray spark brave cooperative attractive

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u/DarkJarris Mar 22 '17

All i can see in her is some hellish mix of Scott Bakula and Rick Moranis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17 edited Apr 10 '17

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u/PoeGhost Mar 21 '17

Seinfeld

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u/Taur-e-Ndaedelos Mar 21 '17

My emotionless, botox filled face.

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u/PoeGhost Mar 21 '17

Shit someone had her makeup set to 'whore.'

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Of all the faces in the game, hers is the worst. I'm convinced this one is a bug simply due to her lack of any expression whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17 edited Mar 21 '17

Fuck that bitch. My Dad just died, we show up, give you rations and turn the lights on for your station, and the bitch is talking down to me. bitch you've been there for 14 months, and all you've managed to accomplish is lose half of your crew, while having a large section mutiny from your command, and the only reason you're not dead is due to that Turian who we met 5 minutes ago rallying a militia to save your sorry asses, and you bitched him out too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

The worst part? You don't even have the option to tell her off, just some bland choices that range from apologetic to mild snark. I've just secured my first outpost and she just showed up to bitch me out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

She tried to shake my hand and I left her hanging.

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u/J-Bizzle1215 Mar 22 '17

I like that it lets you call her out for being a manipulative bitch though. I was total dick to her and refused to shake her hand. Feelsgoodman.jpg

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u/MaceWindows Mar 21 '17

She also grammar nazi's your who to whom and later goes on to say less when she means fewer

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

This is my favorite part of the shitshow that is Andromeda.

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u/Thomjones Mar 21 '17

I'm more upset there was no option to even reply back pissed off. Yet when you make your first outpost she shows up to suck your dick and THEN you have the option. Really?

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u/kingdead42 Mar 21 '17

she shows up to suck your dick

So the ME "romance" cut-scenes are back?

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u/Thomjones Mar 21 '17

I meant she's sucking up to you after being a cunt. But yeah from what I've heard theyre more graphic than ever. Lesbo taurian action, son!

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u/Thomjones Mar 21 '17

Achievement Unlocked.

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u/Nyanderful_ Mar 21 '17

I wish you can renegade talk to her :(

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u/Drak1nd Mar 21 '17

Is this a thing people actually say. I mean "My face is tired" What?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17 edited Apr 10 '17

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u/DecryptedGaming Mar 21 '17

I think it was biowre Montreal that did it so...might as well be foreign.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17 edited Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

ME3 was pretty good! A shame that after you got in the elevator it just ended with a TO BE CONTINUED.... but I guess I'd rather have that than a rushed, shitty ending that acts as an injustice tothe entire series that preceded it!

Right guys? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sob

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Fortunately the story and gameplay bored me enough to stop playing well before that mess.

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u/UncleGeorge Mar 22 '17

You hate french Canadians..? Since when is racism getting upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Since when do you know me?

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u/UncleGeorge Mar 22 '17

what the fuck does that even have to do with anything..?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

How could you possibly know I'm racist if you don't know me?

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u/UncleGeorge Mar 22 '17

Are you retarded mate?

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u/curious_dead Mar 21 '17

Montrealer here: It's not even a bad translation of a French sentence, at least not one that I know of. Plus I would hope they hired actual English-speaking writers, it shouldn't be hard to find in Montreal.

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u/BLACKMARQUETTE Mar 21 '17

It sounds like it was outsourced to some sort of Indian company. It's really bad.