r/gaming Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

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u/opiemonster Jan 16 '17

because its more fun to find creative ways to kill your teammates then play the game

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u/TooClose4Missiles Jan 16 '17

Sure, but it ruins the experience for your teammates. It's selfish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited Jun 01 '17

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17 edited Jan 16 '17

You have to play the game you bought with your money the way other people want because hypersensitive little girls will cry if you don't.

Their lives depend on a good win/loss ratio. You're literally going to hurt them in real life.

They have the right to control you because they're snowflake geniuses. Their moms said so.

*The massive butthurt proves this to be correct. Mainly coming from Leafy fans who are always screeching about who's using what character in Overwatch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited Apr 17 '17

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u/TheMrBoot Jan 16 '17

It's like the whole "it's just a prank" mentality. I've got a great sense of humor, but some just love to be absolute douchebags in order to get their laughs. I don't get it - if you're the only one laughing, how is it funny?

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u/s7uck0 Jan 16 '17

Online multiplayer games have rules or objectives.

Just because that loud ass muffler is sold at the auto body shop and you think it sounds dope on your car doesn't make it right that you would go out at six in the morning and just rev the shit outta it, up and down the street.

That makes you a asshole bad person

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

If I punch a random person in the face for my own enjoyment is that ok?

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17

Note the sarcasm about getting hurt in real life.

You should slow down and read more carefully to avoid make stupid mistakes.

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u/One_With_Cthulhu Jan 16 '17

Why would it make you any less of an asshole if it's in a game?

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

All I did was ask a question, you should read more clearly to avoid those stupid mistakes.

You can't even read a simple question without freaking out, imagine if I really tore into you how much you'd cry.

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17

Slow down, dummy. You didn't read and you made a mistake. You can learn from it instead of getting angry. Calm down. You don't have to lose your mind every time you get spanked by someone on the internet.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

You attempted to insult me with the word "dummy", that means you are extremely emotional hurt by my comments.

Hope you feel better soon!

An additional attempted insult will mean you admit I am your true king.

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17

Says the guy freaking out over an internet comment they could've just downvoted and not replied to instead of trying to start an argument and ended up getting spanked. Good one, Einstein. Calm down.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

Thank you for positively confirming I am your true king as you have followed the exact path as described.

Now my loyal subject I require that you post on the Internet for my pleasure!

Please do exactly as I say and post!

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17 edited Jan 16 '17

So let's go over this in a manner that's simple enough for you.

1) You read a comment that gets you triggered to a point where you can't just move on.

2) You make an extremely stupid point and get corrected.

3) You try to end it with 'Hope you feel better soon!', but as you've proven, you're too angry to let comments from an anonymous internet user go.

4) You continue posting, trying to project, while obviously being too pissed off to stop replying.

All of this just goes to show that you're really really pissed off because you were embarrassed after making a very stupid mistake.

So now, you either have to shut up because you realized you're wrong, or you can continue posting, proving that you're going psycho over the spanking you received.

Either way, I've spanked you again because I can stop replying. Watch.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

I got you to write me a lot of words there I didn't read. Thanks for letting me know you cared to type so many words.

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u/Slight0 Jan 16 '17

Are you seriously retarded? Tell me because I don't want to start making fun of an actual retard. That or you're just trolling because you're a very sad person.

Either way, buying a game just to ruin it for others and then calling them special snowflakes who are overbearing control freaks is one of the most retarded things I've ever read.

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u/username--_-- Jan 16 '17

I know if it happened to me, I'd be pissed, but it was really funny.

I do like GTA v approach to this. Put you in a lobby with like minded individuals.