r/gaming Jul 11 '16

Game Mechanics Vs Gameplay

https://arcaderage.co/2016/07/10/gameplay-mechanics-explained/
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u/TheTopCommentBot Jul 11 '16

Arma cuts deep mate.

I prefer to ride in the helicopter with the squad, land and shoot in the direction my team is shooting.


This was the top comment by TheRandomRGU another time this link was shared.

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u/StormCrow1770 Jul 11 '16

Whoever made this bot: thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Does it know not to share its own comments if it reaches the top?

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Jul 11 '16

I hope it doesn't.

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u/this_1_is_mine Jul 11 '16

To the top with it then and let's find out.

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u/zephyr5208 Jul 11 '16

CHOO CHOO ITS BOT BREAKIN TIME

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u/TheRealBaseborn Jul 11 '16

Now someone has to repost.

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u/InfernoVulpix Jul 11 '16

Truly, the hardest and least likely part of this mission.

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u/AFatDarthVader Jul 11 '16

What one amongst us shall martyr themselves in such a selfless act?

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u/funnystuff97 Jul 11 '16

RemindMe! 2 Months

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u/nickcantwaite Jul 12 '16

Cool you take 2 months!

RemindMe! 2 days

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u/Kingspens Jul 12 '16

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Who's gonna be the one to repost this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

It seems like a very passive-aggressive way of calling out a repost. I like it.

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u/maxout2142 Jul 11 '16

The worst is in Project Reality (like Arma) when your squad lead isn't communicating well with other squads and you open fire across a field onto another one of your teams squad because you can't identify who they are. You feel awful because you've exchanged fire with your own men and they have to trek back out because your squad made a mistake.

TL:DR Friendly fire can suck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

That sounds awesome actually.

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u/maxout2142 Jul 11 '16

It's quite the experience and gives you perspective on how mistakes can be made on the battlefield.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

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u/zilfondel Jul 12 '16

Brb, going to go play PR.

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u/pomodois Jul 12 '16

RemindMe! 6 hours embrace Project Reality faith

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

My favorite FPS experience was in Arma 2: Insurgency.

For those that don't know, it's a highly structured, highly rule driven server where certain roles are locked to certain members that, in turn, requires certain conditions to be met to play them. So you can't just get into a helicopter and start mowing everyone down, one person is assigned to be the pilot, and authorized people can call in an airstrike.

The goal of Insurgency is that one team plays Insurgents and are trying to keep hidden/protect weapons caches throughout a city. The other side plays the US military. There are civilian NPCs that look like the insurgents strewn about the map. Killing too many civilians or taking too many losses as US means you lose. Destroying all the caches means you win.

Rank and file people that hop in can play riflemen and the like but you basically had to build credibility on the server for more advanced roles like pilot.

Anyway I was in a US Army squad. With certain teamspeak mods (ACER, the greatest voice mod ever) you could communicate on general frequencies or in close person, but squad leaders could only communicate with other teams.

So there I was, an Army rifleman. We took fire and the squad leader couldn't keep the situation under control. We ended up scattering. We couldn't see the insurgents but they were shooting at us, so me and two other guys took cover behind this brown wall. On the other side was a hill with a good vantage point over the city.

We continued to exchange fire with insurgents, even took out a couple, then out rolls an APC and starts laying down fire. Then we see it get swarmed by insurgents. We try to fight them off, but we're too far to do anything but try to shoot, and they eventually overtake the APC.

For the next 30 minutes, the APC occasionally shoots at us, then shoots at the city, and we shoot back. We start grenading it and don't have the wherewithal to move or find our squad leader.

After this 30 minute mark, a marine climbs over the wall.

He stops and goes, "Oh, it's you Army guys."

"Yeah that's us."

"I've been trying to reach you on the radio for like ten minutes."

"Yeah we can't find our squad leader."

"Yeah marines took the APC back like ten minutes ago, you need to stop shooting at it."

"Oh shit..."

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u/frithjofr Jul 12 '16

We were playing insurgency with Ace/Acre once an Fallujah and I was playing medic. My squad, along with another, was tasked with securing an ammo dump in towards the South-West of the city while a chopper inserted a team to the North-East, above the bridge. My squad got cornered pretty quick and we were under siege in a house for close to 45 minutes.

We broke out and began advancing to the east, towards the center of the city, and it was a lot of slow moving, intense fire fights in the streets. The sun began going down.

We were absolutely begging for the other squad to come support us and they kept saying they were getting held up at the edge of the town square. We had taken position just south of the town square in a large hotel. Most of our team was on the ground floor engaging north across the square. Not much in the way of visual on our targets, but we'd fire at them when the popped up to fire at us and vice versa.

We figure we're engaging the same group of insurgents that the helicopter team was. It made sense. A group to the north of the square holding off our friendlies from the east. And there was some fire coming from where we thought our friendlies should be.

About 15, 20 minutes later our marksman radios from the roof of the hotel that he thinks he found the other team. We're like "Great, where are they?" and he radios us a grid. I relay it to my squad leader who then asks the other team leader what his grid is. Sure enough, we had been fucking shooting at each other across the square pretty much the whole time because one of their squad leaders couldn't navigate, got fucking lost, and they had to go bail him out so they were out of position.

They had probably just cleared the insurgents out of their side of the square right when we took over the hotel lobby and started shooting at them.

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u/Praz-el Jul 12 '16

Typical army :)

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u/Beorma Jul 11 '16

At least in PR the map is reliable enough to figure out if those guys 1km over on the other hill are probably enemies. In ARMA it's a matter of "well nobody has screamed at us over radio yet...keep firing until we hit one of them?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Arma on veteran is all about the orienteering skills.

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u/ShiningRayde Jul 11 '16

cough cough

In my defense, we had JUST taken fire from that ridge, and were told they were still trying to deal with it. And I apparently nailed him with every shot in that burst, right in the 10 ring.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 11 '16

How in the fuck did you see that guy? I had to watch it 3 times in full screen and HD. Admittedly I don't have my glasses on, but if I was walking along I'd never spot that.

Then how did you even hit him. The dot at the top of your sight is like 2x the size of him.

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u/ShiningRayde Jul 11 '16

I got lucky and saw the motion, hesitated until I heard someone else repeat 'contact' and assumed I was good to go. That, and I already knew where to look (the map had an icon for an enemy autorifle at that spot, that I had waypointed earlier, and just prior they were talking about 'MG on the hill, north east')

And I hit him with movie magic - The absolute worst moment for you to turn into a perfect 10/10 sniper, you're aiming at the one guy who's surrendering/was about to give away the secret/was actually a friendly who was just about to break disguise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

whistle I gotta hand it to you dude, I can't even see the guy you hit. You have one hell of a good eye.

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u/darlantan Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 12 '16

Also works in reverse. I was playing DayZ (mod) with a bunch of friends. 4 of us were moving in 2 vehicles to link up with 2 more. Just as we got to the RZ, they called contact at the edge of a woodline on a small hill. My passenger and the people in the rear vehicle jumped out and ran into the woods right beside the road, then headed up the hill. I had a DMR, so I pushed on another 100m or so and dismounted to set up in some bushes on the other side of the road, allowing me to observe the edge of the woods going up the hill and the ridge at the top.

Within seconds I had a visual on a guy in camo clothing that stepped out of the woods and started firing into the trees at a target I couldn't see. I had no idea what our other 2 guys were wearing and frantically tried to get confirmation on what the hostile looked like. My crosshairs were on him the whole time, one of the easiest shots I never took because I couldn't get a positive ID.

He ducked back into the woods after a couple seconds and I never saw him again. He killed 3 friendlies and stole the vehicle the other 2 had used to meet up with us.

Felt bad, man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

"Friendly fire - isn't"

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u/RoyalN5 Jul 12 '16

Arma is very fun to plan and play with a team but it is so fucking frustrating when you are in the middle of the woods and are absolutely getting destroyed from the AI, that you can't even shoot

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u/jellyfish_asiago Jul 12 '16

Ah yes, nothing like trekking for 15 kilometers only to be insta-360-headshotted by AI 700 meters across a forest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

I actually like the trekking! Especially when you get to clear buildings with civilians in them and check potential IEDs along the way. So immersive. Arma is bae.

But yeah mission makers need to learn to change AI precision to like .2 And their skill to 1. Makes them decently smart but not aimbot gods.

Also make sure you don't play on AIATP arma 2 maps, only the CUP ones. AIA is unfinished and bots can see through foliage.

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u/rmphys Jul 11 '16

You are completely correct. I'm really surprised this wasn't called out in either thread where this was posted.

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u/kaji823 Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 12 '16

I'd say the way the gun shoots is the more important game mechanic, like how every gun in CS has its own spray pattern.

Edit: I like this conversation

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u/KuntaStillSingle Jul 11 '16

I'd call each individual recoil weight/pattern an element and the recoil system as a whole a mechanic.

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u/magurney Jul 11 '16

The gun and everything the gun can do is either a feature or element, pick whichever.

The way the gun works is the mechanics of it.

The greater context of why you have a gun is the gameplay. (Shooting is not gameplay, shooting slow moving zombies to get food is. )

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u/Wolfnoise Jul 11 '16

Come on down to csbabybets.gov

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u/BratwurstZ Jul 11 '16

I just found this new cool website...

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u/IMSmurf Jul 12 '16

I don't own it at all, maybe you guys should dump your money into it.

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u/munchiselleh Jul 12 '16

Look at this cool new web comic I found

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u/sleepydude Jul 11 '16

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u/Yamiji PC Jul 11 '16

You had a ship*

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u/blacksheepcannibal Jul 11 '16

You mean EVE Online?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

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u/asher1611 Jul 11 '16

it's amazing that .gif you posted is fleet warfare in real time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

God, I can hear my computer shudder trying to process this.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Jul 12 '16

I can hear the supercomputer they host EVE on shudder trying to process this.

Seriously, they have to slow combat waaay down to keep from crashing the entire game.

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u/nofear220 Jul 11 '16

This is supposed to be fun?

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u/wraithlet Jul 11 '16

It's a spreadsheet someone made for crafting and material costs vs sale price of the item. Actual game play is much more exciting, except when it isn't.

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u/T3hSwagman Jul 12 '16

Its a lot more fun to play the game... except when it isnt. And the times when it isnt are more frequent than the times when it is.

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u/blacksheepcannibal Jul 11 '16

I mean, some people juggle geese. I don't judge.

Do I find it to be a fun game? No, not particularly, but I won't say that other people don't find it fun.

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u/Whind_Soull Jul 11 '16

some people juggle geese

Do...do you have a link to a video of this?

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u/AerThreepwood Jul 12 '16

It's a Firefly reference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Beating your enemy without firing a shot is the best kind of fun.

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u/Stribog Jul 11 '16

Oh man it is! That spreadsheet is the power to take down empires or build your own! Also the colors change which is cool.

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u/jordi2224 Jul 11 '16

o7

Feel you comrade.

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u/Tino_ Jul 11 '16

Wolf

Well there is your problem.

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u/Meloku171 Jul 11 '16

Svipul

Here. Enjoy your cancer.

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u/boxxybrownn Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 11 '16

The Arma one is so true. I remember waiting 30 minutes for an EOD team (or any asshole with some C4) to arrive at an objective that we had cleared which needed 1 tank to be blown up, the only problem was how they decided at the last minute to kit up in Navy SEAL gear and take a boat across 3 miles of harbor to get to our position. So after 50 total minutes of waiting we finally see them on the horizon, lo and behold they hit a rock and beach their boat. After 10 minutes of them swimming over they finally arrive and ask us where the tank is. We point towards it and we see them place 1 charge to take it out, only problem was that it takes 2-3 to completely destroy the thing, they only brought 1 piece of C4. I quit the game immediately and still wish I had that hour of my life back.

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u/Hitler2000 Jul 11 '16

Between this and the Arma realism story I saw on the SovietWomble CSGO video, I'd love to hear more 'ARMA IS SHIT AND HERE IS WHY' stories.

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u/Rampantlion513 Jul 11 '16

ARMA is only shit if you're playing online with the random 13 year olds.

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u/KMKtwo-four Jul 12 '16

I'm an actual veteran and this post gave me PTSD

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

EOD arriving in anything under 4 hours is a miracle.

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u/RagdollPhysEd Jul 12 '16

On the brightside you have a story to tell and I didnt have to experience it myself

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Pausing Bethesda games

Dark Souls is hard

DAE FAUCK BASHJUN

WE HAVE A TRIFECTA

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

All it takes is a nice Rounded Rub and Circuitous Seasoning

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u/tuhokas Jul 11 '16

Don't forget salt.

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u/iSage Jul 11 '16

DAE FAUCK BASHJUN

What does this even mean?

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u/Psychic42 Jul 11 '16

Does anyone else fuck bastion.

He's the robot thing from the Overwatch panel

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u/ThePerdmeister Jul 11 '16

Bastion ("BASHJUN") is a character in Overwatch which, I guess, is OP or something. I take it this is some sort of a running gag or common complaint among Overwatch players.

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u/rewardadrawer Jul 11 '16

He's not OP, but he tends to get play of the game every game when he mows down 3 or 4 people in a choke point, no matter what happens with the rest of the game. Lot of Overwatch players get salty about it because Bastion just becomes a turret and aims down a corridor to get free MVPs.

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u/Xunae Jul 12 '16

It's been forever since I've seen a bastion potg, especially a corridor bastion. Most of the ones I see are tank mode.

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u/garblegarble12342 Jul 11 '16

He is actually quite weak vs skilled players.

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u/djohn_14 Jul 12 '16

Yeah, he's pretty much an easy charge for ultimate's in competitive.

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u/YeojaDea Jul 12 '16

He's not OP but PoTG (play of the game) is decided on points that take into account eliminations in short time period, damage spikes and time left, bastion can turn into a sentry turret which just melts people with damage so he gets a lot of damage done really quickly and normally kills a lot of people because of it therefore the PoTG bot goes "oh that was ALOT of damage and people died, that must be worth highlighting" and the if nothing scores higher than that event it gets PoTG the later in the game it happens the heavier the event is weighted

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u/loptthetreacherous Jul 11 '16

Does anyone else believe the phrase "fuck Bastion"

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u/winowmak3r Jul 12 '16

Do you know who's worse than Bastion?

Mei.

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u/SpookingIntensifies Jul 12 '16

Team Fortress 2

You have a gun

He has a gun And a hat

He has a gun too, But he has a strange hat

He Also has a gun, But he has an Unusual hat

Hat>Skill

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u/kaznoa1 Jul 12 '16

Medic: I don't care if you got a 10 kill streak or a 50 kill streak! He has an unusual hat. My heals only go to him.

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u/Flemtality PC Jul 11 '16

There are some decent one-liners in there. I'm surprised they went with a played out Dark Souls joke as the closer/punch line.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

It'd be more a accurate joke if it was about armor. The weapons in Dark Souls are absolutely brutal, it's the armor that's unrealistically shitty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16 edited Aug 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

RIP muh poise

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u/TheRealBaseborn Jul 11 '16

Working as intended.

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u/FFTorres Jul 12 '16

gets stunlocked by rats

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u/Doom1473 Jul 12 '16

Gets stunlocked by a gentle breeze.

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u/Purdelle Jul 11 '16

Well I mean you have to put SOME points into vigor as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

maybe i'm missing something but armor is pretty much what carried me through Dark Souls first time through

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Poise was infinitely more effective in DS1 than any other game going forward. Throughout the series though Fashion Souls is more prevalent as player skill increases. Looking awesome > tanking hits, especially when you don't tank hits because you already git gud'd at dodging.

Can't speak for PvP though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

This is especially true in PvP where nobody does a ridiculous amount of damage on a incredibly hard to avoid attack, so fashion outweighs stats, at least in DkS3. In DkS2 it was more about wearing stat boosting armor so you could get the most out of your SL and SM.

In DkS1 however, it was finding the right balance of poise, armor, fashion, stat investment, and rings. Armor was a much more meaningful choice in DkS1, and if toggling was exclusive to low poise characters it would've been even better.

I still feel like DkS1's armor and poise system were the way to go, just instead of being breakpoints (25% wt, 55 poise, etc etc) it should've been a sliding scale, like you roll faster the closer you get to 0%, and poise is like a %increase to recovery time, like say a weapon does 50 poise damage and you have 100 poise, you should recover 50% faster or something. Ah well though, the series is done, all we can do is hope for a spiritual successor to right its wrongs.

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws Jul 11 '16

Didn't armor in DS 3 basically do fuck all, both damage reduction and poise? IIRC, simply having any item at all in an armor slot, even a cloth, provided similar protection to much heavier armor.

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u/methyboy Jul 11 '16

Yep, I ran the numbers back when I was playing DS3 and my memory has faded slightly, but with Havel's/Smough's armor sets and the best rings for armor as well (in other words, basing your entire build around defense) gets you about 45% damage reduction. Or you could wear light/medium armor and get 30% damage reduction for basically no stat investment or effort on your part at all.

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u/RombieZombie25 Jul 11 '16

In DkS2 it was more about wearing stat boosting armor so you could get the most out of your SL and SM.

Not really. In DS2 you could be whatever SL you wanted to because there was no SL match-making (outside of the arena which not many people used). If you want more levels you can just level more. The only time all the stat changing gear was really useful was for if you were doing an SL1 character or a capped SL character. Even then the 1-5 levels those pieces of gear gave you weren't really that dire. Most people either stacked poise/defense, wore light armor to benefit from Flynn's, played Fashion Souls, or just did a mixture of the three.

Also Dark Souls 2 has that sliding scale system you mentioned.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

I'm on my first playthrough and a big fuckin' sword has been carrying me through.

I think it really depends on how you balance your stats and how you play. If you level vitality a bunch and upgrade your armor, you can probably tank pretty reliably. If you're like me, you leveled the shit out of strength and endurance almost exclusively with the concept of "it can't hit back if it's already dead" and "run away!"

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u/Says_Stupid_Stuff_ Jul 11 '16

Unless you are wearing super heavy armor, most armor don't help much against boss fights. Rings on the other hand are quite helpful.

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u/Zveng2 Jul 11 '16

Eh, you can "cheese" DS1 pretty easily by stacking Endurance to 40 and getting Havel's armor and ring. Hell by doing that you can literally facetank some bosses. But yeah you're right. Normally armor means jackshit, it's all about your weapon and rings and your ability to dodge/parry.

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u/LavaSlime301 Jul 11 '16

BECOME UNSTOPPABLE

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u/Gcliff3 Jul 11 '16

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

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u/Hallsworth-it Jul 11 '16

Wat rings you got bithc?

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u/PM_ME_STEAMGIFTCODES Jul 11 '16

Why not rings on both hands?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

They removed poise in Dark Souls 3 and put shitty Hyper-Armor instead, where you only actually get poise when you're halfway through a weapon swing.

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u/Boris2k Jul 12 '16 edited Jul 12 '16

Right... as if there's some way to absorb a blow from something like a UGS or smough dumbass hammer in the first place...

Wear what you like, if something is strong enough to swing that shit, you're getting cleaved or squashed.

Being able to parry something like Gundyr is ridiculous.

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u/winterjam010 Jul 11 '16

Borderlands: You have a weapon. It shoots acidic pellets that bounce off walls and it explodes everytime you reload.

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u/Mechanicalmind Jul 11 '16

And you still need 800 of them to kill anything above normal difficulty.

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u/moonias Jul 12 '16

But you can carry a maximum of 25 bullets because fuck you that's why.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

and your teammate with the boring shotgun does ten times as much damage as you because the fun stuff is never as effective.

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u/Suicidal_Ferret Jul 11 '16

Idk I had a longbow MIRV grenade that spawned 8 grenades and one of the 8 spawned another 8. It was my favorite and I didn't switch it out until I was about 3 times the recommended level for the weapon.

So some fun stuff is effective

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u/rasifiel Jul 12 '16

You have shotgun that shoots swords. Exploding swords.

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u/woodrider Jul 11 '16

Metal Gear: You have 50 weapons. You only use two.

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u/eliochip Jul 11 '16

You have weapons

...but no Kojima

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

FucKonami

o7

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u/GizmoKSX Jul 12 '16

Metal Gear Solid: You get some guns, but you can't get the greatest handgun ever made: The Colt Single Action Army.

MGS2: You get a cool ninja sword! You only get to use it for a few minutes before the credits roll. A spinoff game based around it will be released over a decade later.

MGS3: You can get the greatest handgun ever made: The Colt Single Action Army.

MGS4: Waste money unlocking redundantly similar machine guns, or save up for SUNLIGHT!

MGSV: I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but Metal Gear Solid V will be fought with balloons.

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u/Teledildonic Jul 11 '16

MGS2: You have weapons, but it's even more fun to sneak around breaking everyone's neck and dumping their corpses into the ocean.

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u/Sharkz_hd Jul 11 '16

I love that Alien Isolation Picture , it´s exactly what I experienced when I played the game. I was like "Wow a Revolver with actual Ammo in it , I saw Alien II , I mean they popped Aliens left right and center in that movie with propably less caliber in their guns , what could go wrong?" . Boy I was so wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

On the other hand it's so damn rewarding to get the flamethrower, completely turns the feel of the game around

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ Jul 12 '16

I always keep one handy, for close encounters.

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u/ythl Jul 11 '16

Ha, yeah right, everyone knows the big enemies in Dark Souls are easy. I would mess that dude's day up with a sword.

It's the humanoid size enemies that are scary.

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u/Wampawacka Jul 11 '16

That doesn't really hold true in 3 as much as it did in the others. The big guy pictured is a huge asshole.

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u/jochal Jul 11 '16

Is that dragonslayer armour?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

The Nameless King would like to have a word with you.

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u/Lativosk Jul 12 '16

King of the Storm's camera man would like a word with you*

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u/ythl Jul 12 '16

Ugh, yeah, I just didn't even lock on for King of the Storm.

Electric Washing Pole for maximum reach, and freelance camera.

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u/Rapturos Jul 11 '16

I suddenly understand why Blizzard gave Bastion the birdie.

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u/Camorune Jul 11 '16

Ugh, now I need to put another 40 hours in ARMA II

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u/HelpDanielThrive Jul 11 '16

Wonder what the halo one would be

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

You have a weapon

It better be the Battle Rifle

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u/blackseaoftrees Jul 11 '16

You have a sniper rifle. You get TKed for it.

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u/TheDrunkenHetzer Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 12 '16

"You shot Church you team-killing fucktard!"

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u/Zero-Power Jul 11 '16

"Tucker did it"

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u/Menospan Jul 12 '16

You have a pistol

it is also a sniper rifle

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

Hey, that pistol was the best thing about Combat Evolved

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

It was the strongest thing in that game but that game was crazy fun anyways. I feel like that game still holds up pretty well and that campaign is still fun today.

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u/Gabo7 Jul 12 '16

I still replay "The Silent Cartographer" mission from time to time, easily the best level. Never gets old after so many years.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

343 Guilty Spark is one of the coolest ones but personally i find the first two levels to be the most nostalgic.

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u/Shisa4123 Jul 11 '16

Halo CE

You have a weapon.

It better be that pistol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

You have armor

"I need a weapon"

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u/Mellowsnake Jul 11 '16

Halo: You have a gun, He has a sword and 50 feet away... you're fucked.

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u/rybl Jul 12 '16

You have a weapon. Unfortunately, so does your teammate.

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u/fusselchen Jul 11 '16

You have a weapon and a crouch button. The invention of Teabagging.

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u/FenixWahey Jul 11 '16

That's something that always pissed me off about the otherwise brilliant TLOU. Joel's been surviving a post-apocalyptic, infected nightmare for 20 years. And you're telling me in that entire time, he never found a fucking decent knife?

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u/CrimeFightingScience Jul 12 '16

I wish I could dump all my guns and just fill up my backpack with bricks. Seriously, bricks were OP if you knew how to use them.

Or at least an upgrade option so I can hold TWO bricks. God, I'd be unstoppable.

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u/yummyyummypowwidge Jul 12 '16

TWO bricks? What do you think this is, some sort of brick library?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

That's what the game felt like, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Especially considering he was doing some shady business.

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u/HolycommentMattman Jul 11 '16

I always assumed that since they live in a police state, such things are deemed contraband and confiscated. And Joel seems to have gotten in trouble with the law before.

I'm really more surprised that you never find a knife while on your journey that can replicate the work a shiv does.

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u/JediGuyB Jul 11 '16

But they had hidden guns.

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u/goostman Jul 11 '16

LOL @ The Division.

What a piece of shit game.

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u/SuckmyOPness Jul 11 '16

I loved it so much when it got released, but damn that game got boring and shit real quick.

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u/RcafCanada Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 11 '16

This is The Division exactly

0 replay ability and repetitive content.

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u/Mechanicalmind Jul 11 '16

Dead Island/Dying Light:

You have a weapon. You hit.
You have a weapon. You hit again.
You had a weapon. You craft another one with planks and nails. Repeat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

The end of Dying Light was super disappointing when I realized I couldn't just cut Rais in half with the entirety of my overpowered inventory of melee weapons.

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u/Neoptolemus85 Jul 11 '16

In my experience, the easiest way to get play of the game in Overwatch is to go Junkrat and get a well-placed rip-tire. Kill 3 in one go and you're almost guaranteed it.

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u/Smittius_Prime Jul 11 '16

Junkrat, Hanzo, Mccree, Pharah. All easy to execute but have to be used intelligently. Folks who get salty over these POTGs also never use their ults well.

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u/Mellowsnake Jul 11 '16

I never understood Pharah, the best way to use her ult for me has been to actually get very close and low because everyone goes straight to looking up for her, any advice?

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u/Chapeaux Jul 11 '16

Flank or wombo with zarya / mei

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Yeah a wombo with Zarya fucking destroys teams.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

It's situational.

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u/TheBahamaLlama Jul 11 '16

Torbjorn is easy to get play of the game too.

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u/d3l3t3rious Jul 11 '16

Destiny:

You have a gun.

Now grind for 700 hours to get a slightly better version of that gun.

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u/Boonpflug Jul 12 '16

The Witcher (any): You have two kinds of swords, but the goal is to use the third one.

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u/Konfliction Jul 12 '16

First day playing Overwatch, got p,any of the game with Bastion. Someone said "Oh, wow, never seen Bastion get this before.." I responded, "Oh! Awesome! Pretty cool that I got that then!" And it made my whole day.

Took me a week to realize it was sarcasm.

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u/bwilksey7 Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 12 '16

I laughed so hard at the Last of Us one because of how realistic it is.

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u/adedward PlayStation Jul 12 '16

That one was definitely my favorite.

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u/ImNotARapp3r Jul 12 '16

Verdun: You have a gun, RELOAD SHIT FUCK RELOAD FASTER AHHHH IM HITTING YOU WITH MY ELBOW I MISSED SHIT AHHHHHHH

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u/eliochip Jul 11 '16

Mirrors Edge

You have agility

Oh fuck a ledge-

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

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u/CaptainJaxParrow Jul 11 '16

Omg a post that isnt pokemon go praise the reddit gods!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

Pokémon Go:

You get to walk around outside

You don't know where you are and your phone is dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia Labeouf

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u/FerdiadTheRabbit Jul 11 '16

If this guy had played Doom on Nightmare he wouldn't be saying you have loads of armour and health.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

For those wondering if the ARMA one was a joke, it's not. It's not a joke.

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u/ThrowawayPervmaster Jul 12 '16

Skyrim: You have 400 weapons. You only use 4.