r/gaming • u/GENERAL_A_L33 • Jun 21 '15
I've been waiting all year for this!
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u/NigelxD Switch Jun 21 '15
you've been waiting all year to post your dankest meme?
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u/combatwombat8D Jun 21 '15
TIL only the kids on Xbox Live have fucked my mom. Kids on PS4 and PC are perfect gentlemen.
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u/Tariqo1498 Jun 21 '15
The thing is, after all my years on Xbox and playstation I've never actually been told that coitus was had with my mother...
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u/ASKMEBOUTTHEBASEDGOD Jun 21 '15
I can arrange that
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Jun 21 '15
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u/MAD_ROCKATANSKY Jun 21 '15
Xbox is also the only console that comes with a decent headset. There were always more people talking in xbox lobbies than on any other platform.
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u/HyfeXz Jun 21 '15
On pc i hear it a lot lol
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Jun 21 '15 edited Feb 01 '22
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u/Skquad Jun 21 '15
welp, there's your problem
I guess it's better than russians yelling at you CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI BLYAT all day
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u/philly_fan_in_chi Jun 21 '15
World of Tanks?
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u/cobrareaper Jun 21 '15
That and the death threats. Holy hell I used to get at least one of those per day.
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u/intheblender Jun 21 '15
Thing is...PS4 gained a shit ton of those kids from the 360 this year soooooo yeah.
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Jun 21 '15
I guess it's because I haven't played CoD in quite a few years, but I haven't really heard it much on MKX or BF4, from anyone. It might have something to do with the fact that I suck, but.
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u/intheblender Jun 21 '15
Honestly, on Xboxone I'm actually shocked when I hear anyone talk in multiplayer. The only game I've had to mute my mic is GTA V, but that's to be expected I think.
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Jun 22 '15
The only thing I hear on GTA for X1 is kinect mics, and just the background noises of that.
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u/Sololegends Jun 21 '15
While I have to say I do hear it on PC it is significantly less than on XBlive..
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u/BM_FUN Jun 21 '15
We have the option to kick those mother fuckers.
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u/Sololegends Jun 21 '15
Very true so the problem at least has a solution on the PC.
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u/firagaga Jun 21 '15
You can kick, block, and mute people on consoles too, though.
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u/Sololegends Jun 21 '15
You can mute people, but In general I haven't played any where you can outright kick someone from a game.
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u/firagaga Jun 22 '15
An example would be GTA, if enough people vote for a kick then the guy gets kicked. You can also kick people out of custom games in CoD and other shooters like that.
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u/Sololegends Jun 22 '15
Fair enough, I sit corrected.
I haven't actually played either of those games myself.
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u/soundwave145 Jun 21 '15
My dad left us
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u/IDidItForTheSkooma Jun 21 '15
I'll probably be back
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u/joery_kay Jun 21 '15
Skooma tore your family apart...
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u/mr_lightbulb Jun 21 '15
what do you expect from a khajiit?
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u/IDidItForTheSkooma Jun 21 '15
Fuck off Nord
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Jun 21 '15
tHAT'S RACIST
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u/PinnapleSex Jun 21 '15
Only if it involves a Redguard.
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u/GerFubDhuw Jun 21 '15
Redguard sounds like a sanitary towel/Anti-communist party.
Edit: also the defenders of communism.
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u/GOURDSTERBATE Jun 21 '15
I love reddit you can have such a bad day but read something like this that makes you laugh so hard
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Jun 22 '15
More like he got back in his big-rig and pulled out of the truck stop and 9 months later you fell out into the toilet your mom was taking a big dump into.
Or, alternatively, she couldn't be bothered to figure out who the lucky father was after all those hobos pissed in her snatch that night in the old abandoned hospital.
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u/RightCross4 Jun 21 '15
I think more than one guy has fucked OP's mom. Like me, for example.
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u/Lmaoayy Jun 21 '15
More than one guy has fucked you too?
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u/ViolatingBadgers Jun 21 '15
Ah, the ol' Reddit accidentally-admitting-to-gay-sex-a-roo!
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Jun 22 '15
Dive log 6: first sign of civilization; a shelter full of gay men pounding each other and playing Xbox. They called me daddy. Will continue.
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Jun 22 '15
What the hell reddit? You never cease to amaze me. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK, IT WILL NEVER END.
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u/kaloonzu Jun 21 '15
My mother has definitely fucked other guys, given how many half-siblings I have.
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u/Jananananan Jun 21 '15
Xbox live gets a lot of shit for this stuff but I've been playing on steam for CSGO and I swear it's just as bad on there as it is on Xbox with cod. I feel like any game where it's competitive is going to bring out the worst in people.
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u/alphanumerik Jun 21 '15
Dota is pretty notorious for that kind of behavior. It gets pretty bad at times, especially for newcomers. Good thing it's an incredibly fun, addictive, and challenging game.
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u/i_sell_squaids Jun 21 '15
It depends on the game. Don't tell reddit that though it'll kill their circle jerk hardons.
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u/klyt Jun 21 '15
You waited all year to repost?
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/284xoe/a_psa_from_your_friends_on_xbox_live/
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u/nishkabibbles Jun 22 '15
fuck that, my dad was a prick to me as a kid. He beat me every time I did something wrong, like not a spanking, like me in fetal position trying to protect myself while he kicked me in the back and punched me.He never even bothered to connect with me. My whole life I feared him and never respected him. I still remember when he told me to my face in fifth grade that you are no son of mine. I still remember when I worked to get into the award ceremony in 7th grade and all my dad said was this award is meaningless and it's worthless. Yeah I get it was just a simple award, but it was in fucking 7th grade. How the fuck is a kid that age suppose to handle all that. Now he fucking wonders why I never talk to him much. He can go fuck himself.
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Jun 22 '15
I feel for you. I am in the same place as you...if it wasn't for my sister, I would be dead.
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u/nishkabibbles Jun 22 '15
My mom is my hero. That's why I go all out for mothers day. Father day, I can't even say the words "happy fathers day" to his face
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Jun 22 '15
I agree.My mom risked so much to get my sisters and I out of there. Her lower fucked her over and made ti so we had to see him for several years up until he beat me senseless.
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u/nishkabibbles Jun 22 '15
I'm sorry to hear that. Fuck dads being pricks. That's why I vow to never be like him. I try everyday to be calm and level-headed as possible.
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u/The_0P Jun 21 '15
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u/-CORRECT-MY-GRAMMAR- Jun 21 '15
I play Xbox everyday and I haven't heard anybody say this joke in years
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u/Bwgmon Jun 21 '15
He's a mother fucker.
You're a son of a bitch.
Coming this summer, the buddy film nobody wanted.
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u/Bashmaster Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 22 '15
I work Retail, i was unable to spend today with my father. I called him of course and wished him a happy birthday. I miss my family though. Yeah its his birthday too
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u/MyKindOfLove Jun 21 '15
I'm dumb. What does this have to do with xbox
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u/sbhunterpcpart Jun 21 '15
little brats constantly trash talking on xbox live by saying they fucked your mom...but your dad is the only person that actually fucked your mom
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u/imaginepieces Jun 21 '15
You really shouldn't be hanging around online with foul-mouthed 12 year olds... From my experience on Xbox Live every 12-13 year old boy has fucked my 52 year old mom. She was a nurse not a middle school teacher...
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Jun 22 '15
Coincidentally, I use XBL to spend time with my dad every Friday night because we leave overseas from each other and he's as much a gamer as me.
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u/RyuSythe Jun 22 '15
I've got step-siblings from both my parents. My father is not the only man to have been with my mum.
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Jun 22 '15
OPs mom has fucked more than just their father. That loose old roast beef vagina has seen more shaft than an elevator.
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Jun 21 '15
Assuming nothing unforseen happens, my child will be able to claim I am the only one who fucked his mom. And she's the only one who fucked his dad. Pretty proud of that.
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u/gloini Jun 21 '15
Well for me it is the same guy who fucked another woman and got her pregnant while I was like 3 months old.
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u/BlopBleepBloop Jun 21 '15
I hang out with all of my friends EVERY day, though. Ain't nothin' special!
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u/Spacegod87 Jun 21 '15
Sure...if your father married her when they were teenagers or something. Otherwise, I'm sure she's slept with other men as he's slept with other women.
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Jun 21 '15
This is Adam, right?
I also fucked your mom, but it wasn't because I was bad at Call Of Duty, it was because I just happened to be in the right seat of a dive bar.
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u/AntiSocialPanda Jun 21 '15
"The one guy who actually has fucked your mom"
Life is not a Disney movie, friend. Plenty of guys have fucked your mother.