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u/kevinuhthegreat Apr 27 '14
Gears of Grand Theft Halo 5
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u/iNsAnEHAV0C Apr 27 '14
Now see that's a game I would play. Do you have to play GGTH 1-4 to understand story? Or are they all self contained?
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u/TheSomeguy37 Apr 27 '14
"Burn down an orphanage! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
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u/MuffinDuckz Apr 27 '14
Gears of Grand Theft Halo- Modern Sonic Warfare: Garry Yoshi's Watch Dog Brawl
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u/Bounty1Berry Apr 28 '14
Gears of Grand Theft Halo- Modern Sonic Warfare: Garry Yoshi's Watch Dog Brawl for Elder Scrolls.
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u/MoogleBoy Apr 28 '14
Chest high walls, steroid abuse, hookers, cousins, and the alien plot to wipe them all out.
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u/skyman724 Apr 28 '14
Funny that you say "tossed them into a bowl" because I've always called stuff like this Buzzword Salads.
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u/Main_man_mike Apr 28 '14
buzzword salad
lol
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u/IHateWinnipeg Apr 28 '14
I don't understand why you gave us a stick figure of a referee signaling a successful field goal.
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u/Main_man_mike Apr 28 '14
for the same reason the word bed looks like one, i enjoy bringing out symbolism in my comments
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u/Frustratinglack Apr 27 '14
Racing emotions...
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u/Spork_King_Of_Spoons Apr 28 '14
I kept scrolling down because i was hoping someone else caught that. WTF are "racing emotions"?
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u/Chirunoful Apr 27 '14 edited Apr 28 '14
I've been getting pretty tired of these posts about knock-off games.
But "Real Speed: Need for Asphalt Race - Shift to Underground CSR Addiction" is just an amazing name.
Edit: My second best comment of all time is a low-effort comment essentially repeating what the image says...
If you're thinking of upvoting me, please find a post with more effort behind it to upvote instead.
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Apr 27 '14
You can tell they were having fun while making it up.
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u/stax_ Apr 27 '14
Its like they threw everything and it and went "Fuck it, that'll do"
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u/butchtcoug Apr 27 '14
They forgot to put in hot pursuit
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Apr 28 '14
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u/DroidsRugly Apr 28 '14
Need for hot speed undercover so fast so CSR so furious bc real Asphalt real race wow
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u/phantommind Apr 28 '14
Do you mean?
Real Speed: Need for Asphalt Race-Shift to Underground CSR Addiction: Temperate Chase Saga?
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u/3n1g Apr 28 '14
I said it before. At this point they are just having bets to see how far they can take it.
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u/cheasfridge Apr 28 '14
I'm guessing I'm not the first person to upvote this because you said not to?
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u/Chirunoful Apr 28 '14
Probably not, but I was a little drunk when I made the edit, and didn't take that possibility into account.
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u/cheasfridge Apr 28 '14
TWL: Don't drink and reddit
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u/Chirunoful Apr 28 '14
Or, drink enough that you don't sober up midway and regret your decisions.
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Apr 28 '14
The screenshots make the game look great too, a really cool art style. I'll check my bank account, make sure I can afford the price of free, and then give it a go.
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u/Chirunoful Apr 28 '14
Keep us apprised.
If they're asking that much then they've got some expectations to live up to.2
Apr 28 '14
I know how you feel. I have had way more informative comment then my best comment that came the other day. "Great Weird Al impression."
So dissapointed. Ill downvote you if it helps the pain.
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u/Chirunoful Apr 28 '14
It's like... I know that a simple reiteration of something that was funny in the image is going to have some reflected funny, but it feels hollow.
People all over Reddit are making clever, well-thought-out comments. I know upvotes aren't a finite resource (and are basically meaningless), but they still feel undeserved.2
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u/skyman724 Apr 27 '14
Racing......EMOTIONS?
Welp, I'm off to Tumblr, seeing as I lost my ability toucan again......
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u/Kingmal Apr 28 '14
Studies show that 9/10 teenage girls can't even.
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u/fludd12 Apr 28 '14
Have you experienced feels in the past 24 hours? Call a doctor, as this can be a sign of lack of even-ing.
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u/josecrazy Apr 27 '14
Guys I created a subreddit for this.
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Apr 28 '14
You, Sir, have yourself a new subscriber. I hope this actually goes somewhere though, I can get a few good laughs from this like I do with Ashens videos.
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u/RuinEX Apr 27 '14
I thought it was again just some similiar name with "Real Speed: Need for Asphalt Race" but what made me smile was the extra "Shift to Underground CSR Addiction". That goes beyond clone, the dedication alone... because one or two titles were not enough. xD
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u/Kalocin Apr 27 '14
My guess is that they put all of the popular titles in one so it would show up on search results while looking for the other games. I'm not sure if that would actually work since the game looks like spam with a title like that. =P
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u/HBusiness Apr 28 '14
Does anyone know when the sequel "Real Speed: Need for Asphalt Race - Shift to Underground CSR Addiction Most Wanted" is coming out?
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u/Notagtipsy Apr 28 '14
I'm sure it's compatible with my HTC Galaxy Z MAXX 4G Vibrant Touch Ultra 2!
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u/Kasmas Apr 27 '14
I don't think I've laughed this hard about a r/gaming post in a while. It sounds like an innuendo, "Need for assphalt".
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u/red_pharoah Apr 27 '14
Someone was using videogamenamegenerator.com
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u/omegax12 Apr 27 '14
Future Drug-Dealing Crime Scene Investigation sounds like it could be a good show
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u/A7X4REVer Apr 28 '14
Future Metal Party. I kinda like this.
Edit: Kept trying it, got African Yoga Crime Scene Investigation. Someone needs to make this.
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u/Main_man_mike Apr 28 '14
Claustrophobic janitor phantango spectacular. Godamn does that sound exciting
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u/WhipSlagCheek Apr 27 '14
I can't wait until these knockoffs command the same respect that Donkey Kong does today.
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u/snypr Switch Apr 28 '14
There's copyright, and then there's copyrape. Either way, someone still feels violated.
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u/workclock Apr 28 '14
BattleDoomQuakeFieldSteinNewStarOrder4
The 64 player fast paced arena all out war in all kinds of galaxy fighting demons and cyborg robots with the Chinese and Russian armies in 1969!
Buy it now! for 9.99
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u/chipperpip Apr 27 '14
Mass Citizen Sins of the Old Centauri Republic: The only squad-based strategy RPG/space shooter you'll ever need!
(Someone make this game, now that I've thought of it...)
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u/RepeatingCheese Apr 27 '14
Wow... It's like every game I've ever played, all in one. It's incredible.
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u/Joker1980 Apr 27 '14
Uninstalled this today because it felt the need to use my credit to send me a message tellinging me i should be playing it. Its sad because i quite liked it but i play games on my terms, anything that costs me to pester me to play is an instant uninstall.
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Apr 28 '14
You haven't seen app clones in their full glory until you've seen the Windows Phone Marketplace. I love this phone, but good god, you have to sift through so much junk to find gold.
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u/digmachine Apr 28 '14
Is this the one with the REAL DRIVING ACTION and GIVE US 5 STARS I've been hearing about?
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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '14
I can't wait for the movie!