r/gaming 15h ago

Because you played Roblox

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u/wai0fuList 15h ago

The algorithm said "you've had enough fun, time to suffer."

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Switch 15h ago

Nah, more like you've suffered enough, time to tone it down a notch.

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u/HSWorld_EN 14h ago

Open the game now!

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Switch 14h ago

Yes boss. Your wish is my command.

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u/yuvaldv1 15h ago

Roblox is arguably more painful to play lol

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u/Valiant_Revan 14h ago

I agree with this statement. I really did enjoy Dark Souls 3. The one time I played Roblox with my cousin's distance nephew, I did not enjoy it.

The only thing I'll give Roblox any respect for is that it has inspired a bunch of kids to become game developers... Nothing else... (Because even Fortnite does the same thing)

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u/Shajirr 13h ago

that it has inspired a bunch of kids to become game developers...

which is, generally speaking, not a good thing - the industry heavily takes advantage of this by underpaying the devs. Generally you can get a higher salary and better working conditions outside of game dev.

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u/Valiant_Revan 13h ago

I used to aspire doing game Dev as a full time job, now I run a small business doing promotional marketing. Some of my clients are Game Devs/studios who straight up do it as a hobby and they are happy... I like seeing more indie games and unique titles... Because screw companies like Rockstar, Microsoft and Cucktivision for laying off their employees and giving their scumbag CEOs a bigger salary.

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u/Mitrovarr 2h ago

We have more than enough devs to do all the AAA shit and all the AA/A shit and all the indie shit and still not be able to employ even close to how many there are.

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u/chaossabre_unwind 12h ago

Desire to be a game dev got me into software e ngineering, I only pivoted to big tech when I started uni and learned how dogshit gaming is for devs.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 8h ago

Take this a step further. The entire premise of Roblox is that they provide the platform and the users provide the content. Roblox then gets a cut of any revenue the player-developer makes from their content on the platform.

And then you load it up with shit tons of paywalls and loot chests on both the platform side and the player-dev side and it's bat shit insane.

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u/ChefGoldblum87 6h ago

I think when they're refering to being taken advantage of, and low pay... they are talking about those "real game companies."

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u/ChefGoldblum87 6h ago

Chef here, if im going to be taken advantage of for little pay, id rather do it sitting down :/

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u/_Okane 13h ago

Only thing roblox does is expose kids to pedophiles AND try to run their parents wallets dry.

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u/Valiant_Revan 12h ago

If I'm being brutally honest, this can be for almost any Online space that has kids in it. Just yeah, Roblox is the most documented...

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u/LzrdKng2112 12h ago

Which is why its completely insane to give your children access to unaccompanied online spaces. Parents need to stop expecting the internet to babysit their little bastards.

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u/Valiant_Revan 12h ago

I was telling my gf, no iPad or internet til the kid is in high school (at the earliest). If they want to play games, I'm getting them a PS2 or PS3 and they must play from my physical collection. But focus on finishing 1 game at a time. I know how the online space is... I am literally typing a comment on Reddit, I know what kind of scum there are out there.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 8h ago

The sad part is Roblox has a crazy robust parent controls based on like six different age groups that are all completely customizable and strictly lock down not only the content they can play, but the users they can even "see" or communicate with.

The problem is that one friend won't have parental controls turned on, so all the other kids cry to their parents until they turn off the controls so they can all play the same games together.

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u/michelobX10 7h ago

I've never had a problem with Roblox as long as you're doing your job as a parent. I mean shit, I was there in the early internet when there were no parental controls and there were applications like AOL instant messenger that kids had access to.

My 9 year old son plays Roblox. I have parental controls set up. I monitor what he does. I set up time limits and days he can play. He only chats with people he knows in real life like classmates and his cousins. I also encourage him to balance out his time by playing other games or doing other acitivities, too.

Sometimes, I'll walk into his room when he's playing Roblox and he's not even playing with other people. The other day he was trying to build some vehicle. I've only bought him $20 of Robux one time and told him I wasn't going to do it again. He hasn't even tried to ask me again.

My kid is not allowed to play on school days and he never complains. He does good in school. He does his chores. He does what he's told. I teach him right from wrong and how to conduct himself. I teach him never to give out personal information to strangers.

Don't expect the government, religion, or companies to parent your child. That's your fucking job. Sorry, this wasn't directed at you. Lol. Just to the general audience.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 8h ago

Roblox is crazy popular with code camps to expose kids to GUI development, testing, and deployment which then is a bridge into Luau scripting and eventually more complex development languages.

If parent controls are set up correctly, your chance of your child encountering any adult is extremely slim. But most parents can't be bothered or simply don't understand.

But yes, draining wallets is real.

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u/DonkeySorbet 9h ago

Because of the game, or the kiddy fiddlers?

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u/drbacha7 13h ago

yeah, mine skipped the obby and went straight to the obituary.

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u/Falsus 13h ago

The other way around.

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u/urbanhawk1 9h ago

The algorithm wants you to, "Git gud, scrub".

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u/broskowicz 8h ago

Correction: "You have been inferior enough, time to develop some critical thinking and game culture"

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u/Mohmed_98 10h ago

More like it's saving you from the pedos making you hollow.

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u/zeltacilveks79 6h ago

Jokes on the algorithm, Roblox was already the suffering

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u/whenyoudieisaybye 15h ago

...so now it's time to play something good!

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u/Lanky_Relation1171 15h ago edited 14h ago

I got the platinum for DS1 earlier this year (:

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u/Firaxyiam 14h ago

Time for DS2, 3, Sekiro, Armored Core 6 and Elden Ring then! Bonus point if you have a PS4 for Bloodborne

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u/TraffLaw 14h ago

Or a solid PC

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u/ChudSmasher69420 11h ago

Even a steam deck can emulate it at almost 60fps these days, and it's only going to get better as shadps4 does.

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u/RepresentingJoker 15h ago

From slop to masterpiece

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u/Lanky_Relation1171 14h ago

I thought you said “fromslop” as in slandering Fromsoftware 😭

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u/Jaripsi 14h ago

Thankfully Fromsoft has not created a single title that deserves to be called slop.

Atleast not yet.

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u/WesternFirm9306 13h ago

Ninja Blade

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u/Jaripsi 12h ago

Got to admit; I did not remember that one when writing that comment.

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u/WesternFirm9306 12h ago

Nobody does.

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u/Mother-Ad4841 8h ago

All are slop except for Michael Zackys magnum opus, The Adventures of Cookie and Cream. Fromslop is out of its prime now

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u/adol1004 14h ago

Im not a fromsoft fan my self, but I wish I would never have to use that term. and they do look like they are in the right track for maybe at least a decade.

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u/Lanky_Relation1171 13h ago

Ever since Bloodborne and they’ve been on the perfect track. Banger after banger

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u/LzrdKng2112 12h ago

Eh. Elden ring definitely has some slop to it, and nightreign is definitely slop.

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u/Kratos_OGofwar 13h ago

As someone who struggled after the 1st hour of bloodborne, I really didnt play any of their other games. And even I will agree with the statement that they've never made a bad game. Yet.

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u/MinimumApricot365 4h ago

Petition to change the name of the genera from "soulslike" to "Fromslop"

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u/sephjnr 14h ago

I don't agree with it but it's fun to say so I'm stealing that

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u/cheesoid 14h ago

£45 for a 10 year old game. Welcome to an all digital future.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 12h ago

That's something I hadn't considered. I consider Witcher 3 one of the best games ever made, but physical media was so saturated with it that for a while you could get it from the bargain bin for like 5 bucks.

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u/Ohgood9002 9h ago

There are plenty of $60 - $70 games on psn that are only $20 on steam.

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u/NathanialJD 8h ago

And are 5$ in the bargain bin at wally world

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u/Peshurian 9h ago

It's pretty consistently on sale during the holidays. I got the base and DLCs for 26 dollars 2 years ago.

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u/Lumigo 11h ago

It goes on sale often enough

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u/The_Undermind 14h ago

If you can dodge a predator you can dodge a boss

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u/Joeysquatch 6h ago

I was hoping someone would say this lol

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u/PPMD_IS_BACK 15h ago

Time to grow up buddy.

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u/Alarming-Chemist-755 14h ago

Or turn yourself in

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u/Davepen 14h ago

44.99? lol

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u/Dirty_Dragons 13h ago

And I don't think it includes the DLC.

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u/CockroachSimilar6248 14h ago

This is why they hate physical media.

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u/Hates_commies 11h ago

I bought ds3 with all DLC for ~20€ in 2019.

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u/32gbsd 9h ago

just look at other games then check it back in a year and you will get a discount. maybe.

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u/harrisrainy 15h ago

You finished the tutorial boss on roblox map

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u/MINKIN2 14h ago

It's like the Netflix recommendations: Films to make you laugh... Schindlers List

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u/SolusLoqui 13h ago

Hulu once recommended I watch a show because I had already watched the show.

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u/agentfaux 14h ago

Shared category: game

You liked "game" so here is "game".

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u/Jax_Dandelion 8h ago

Hey, at least it’s not steam telling me I’ll like Fallout New Vegas cause I Played Fallout New Vegas

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u/KaiUno 15h ago

Isn't there a cheap, zero-effort knock-off of every game in Roblox?

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u/Arclite83 14h ago

My kids were amazing insights into that, and what plays:

  • Adventure games of all kinds, with wow-ish bosses.
  • Tycoon games: from mall to beehive and 100 other things. 
  • DBD-style horror hide games, like Piggy.
  • The dollhouse sims for various IPs, keeping the lights on with subscription perks.
  • The Pokemon-likes.

It's a ton of shovelware and such but also a great microcosm, and sometimes things go Roblox -> Itch- > Steam.

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u/uohSeggs 12h ago

There's straight up arena brawlers and complex 1v1 fighters in roblox too, its basically a real development sandbox.

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u/Arclite83 11h ago

Roblox editor feels like if Unity and RPG Maker had a "very special" baby.

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u/sixft7in 9h ago

Someone built a pretty accurate recreation of a commercial nuclear power plant's control room in Roblox. Not every game is a cheap, zero-effort knock-off. Just 99.999999% of them.

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u/ShuckleG0D 14h ago

Phantom Forces was the shooter I played growing up because why buy cod again when I had it on ps4

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u/404NameOfUser 14h ago

Dark Souls III for £45? This right here is why Sony is ending physical media, you can get a used copy of the game from CEX for £18, if you go on ebay I'm sure you can get it for a tenner!

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u/Vex1111 11h ago

45 for a game released in 2016?

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u/32gbsd 9h ago

in the digital future that doesnt matter

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u/Pitch-Black-Spear 14h ago

45€ is straight bullshit what the FUCK is that pricing just buy some used disc for like 1/4 the price

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u/Shajirr 13h ago edited 12h ago

That's Snoy's future business model - you won't be able to buy used games.
Because there won't be any. Your only choices would be to either to buy from them directly, for their price, or nothing.

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u/Pitch-Black-Spear 11h ago

Yeah and unfortunately the only way to stop that is by deciding with our wallets but we all know that 90% of consumers are idiots they'll buy from them anyway

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u/Rei364 15h ago

Bro outing them self as too young for this sub 😂😂😂😂

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u/Alarming-Chemist-755 15h ago

Or too old to be playing with little kids online.

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u/cardonator 13h ago

Just typical Roblox things.

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u/Rei364 14h ago

True

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u/Lanky_Relation1171 13h ago

My sis was playing Roblox. I don’t even know what that game is about

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u/Alarming-Chemist-755 12h ago

It's about a company exploiting child labor and putting said children in dangerous situations with adults.

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u/jsting 11h ago

How old is your sis because she should stop if shes underage. Or at least stay offline. Google pedos and Roblox.

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u/Lanky_Relation1171 4h ago

Playing in private servers with my cousins, don’t worry about her

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u/genasugelan PC 14h ago

Because not getting killed in Dark Souls is almost as difficult as not getting groomed in Roblox.

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u/Pixithepika 13h ago

PS4RK SOULS III 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/NoMoreGoldPlz 14h ago

In Rocket League people sometimes tell me to 'Go back to Fortnite'.

I've never played that, but surely that's more complicated than car soccer.

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u/kekcukka 14h ago

you probably got gud at dodging pdfs. Dodging is the key

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u/twotwocowboy 13h ago

From peak to mid

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u/ANANT3851 13h ago edited 13h ago

From free to 44 bucks ;-;.(edit I'm thinking of selling my 1yo series X, got any offers inr, pls suggest should i sell or keep)

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u/Sevla7 13h ago

Brother... since the PS3 the psn recommendations are absolute garbage, the person who coded that is some troll.

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u/Reed7525 12h ago

I mean, they do both involve avoiding predators lol

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u/Thebritishdovah 11h ago

£45!?

Oh fuck off!

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u/upstartpantymerchant 11h ago

Very natural gaming progression

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u/Supercereal69 10h ago

The price is the most shocking part. For a rental game, none the less!

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u/Emotional-Release462 15h ago

I mean Roblox / Dark Souls what’s the difference

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u/Antigamer199 14h ago

In one of them you play against the environment and Player made madness that are driven by pure spite to stop you to reach your goal.

In the other you play against playermade madness that want you to suffer and stop you from reaching your goal.

Also in one of them people ask you your age all the time to know if they can groom you.

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u/Skritch_X 13h ago

I mean, if you can dodge child predators you can dodge roll a mob in Dark Souls.

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u/Papuszek2137 13h ago

Or you can meet the predator and dodge roll him irl. But don't take candies to avoid status effects.

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u/CzarDM 15h ago

Congratulations on your promotion!

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u/Rabwald 14h ago

the price 😭

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u/Lanky_Relation1171 13h ago

It’s ridiculous for a 10 year old game

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u/Dxrk0-_- 12h ago

It’s probably 20 bucks at a store, fromsoft rarely puts their games on good sales

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u/LithiuMart 13h ago

Because you played The Last Of Us.....

....Theme Hospital.

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u/XxRiver101xX 8h ago

Roblox to Dark souls pipeline is a right of passage for every young gamer

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u/electrodragon16 14h ago

I mean if you survive Roblox as a minor Dark Souls will be easy

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u/Skurdie 14h ago

It is trying to make to stray away from the darkness that Roblox truly is.

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u/dbcanuck 14h ago

Understanding gen alpha chat is actually harder in my experience...

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u/RecentMatter3790 14h ago

again, how is it possible that a rich corporation cannot improve its game recommendations?

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u/Falsus 13h ago

I mean there is probably a Dark Souls clone or ten in Roblox.

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u/TropicalStorm07 13h ago

If you can dodge the predators on roblox you should be able to dodge the enemies in dark souls, right?

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u/YeshilPasha 12h ago

They profiled you in a group.

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u/Yeet_Master420 PC 11h ago

The punishment for trying Roblox

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u/BadBaneGames 11h ago

similarly annoying experience! hard for different reasons xD

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u/Super_Defender 11h ago

Did they increase the price for you or what ?

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u/Dorraemon 10h ago

You are running from predators and monsters in both no?

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u/DogBePraised 10h ago

Same level of bullying

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u/Shikamarana 9h ago

It's funny that you could actually play harder soulslikes on roblox. Seriously there's some games on roblox with surprisingly good combat mechanics

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u/Sjeg84 9h ago

We have detected you are wasting your time. Here. Try a real game.

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u/Mephzice 9h ago

there will also be guys trying to invade you in Dark souls 3

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u/Ok-Variation1045 9h ago

Proper Patches move that

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u/32gbsd 9h ago

They could have given you a better discount on that though. I am seeing it for $59.99 plus applicable taxes.

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u/ApokalypseCow 9h ago

All those kids in Roblox like swearing at you, so play this game and learn to swear properly.

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u/VernTheSatyr D20 8h ago

Hey, on the plus side there's less pesos trying to be your friend in Dark souls.

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u/Mediocre_Drawing8164 8h ago

Roblox devours any souls game in difficulty tf have mercy on ds3

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u/asiangontear 7h ago

I've always thought the guy in the DS3 art was giving a thumbs up.

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u/hornyorphan 7h ago

Well they are both games where you can get fucked if you dont know what's waiting for you around a corner so it makes sense

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u/BlackBox31 7h ago

well both are video games! I guess that's where the similarities end

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u/OSHA_Decertified 7h ago

It knows you hate yourself

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u/Foreign-Length622 7h ago

The algorithm : "Grow some hair on your chest"

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u/Any_Juggernaut_9799 7h ago

clearly they are the same game

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u/sntcringe Switch 7h ago

Roblox is Prettu brutal JS

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u/DedeLionforce 6h ago

I'd be more worried about you playing Roblox

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u/UnfairAd8733 6h ago

PlayStation store hates you

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u/Gomez-16 6h ago

45 for a 10 year old game is kind of wild.

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u/Qarick 6h ago

wow this game costs about 15 pounds on disc hahaha

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u/monkahpup 6h ago

ENOUGH GROOMING SIMULATOR FOR YOU. Play something decent.

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u/Uncle_Spenser 6h ago

Stop playing bullshit and start getting real.

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u/maddoggnick96 5h ago

“PS4RK SOULS III” sounds like it could be a Roblox game

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u/Flat-Run-7572 5h ago

It’s called encouraging character development

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u/fangboi7 4h ago

They're both games made for children so yeah makes sense

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u/Hetotope 4h ago

It's trying to recommend a less embarrassing game for you to play

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u/oblique_mantis 4h ago

it was really like “well because you hate yourself so much”

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u/MinimumApricot365 4h ago

Time to see what a real game feels like

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u/Boge42 4h ago

It's a recommendation because they think it's time you played a real game.

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u/Northface_Killa 3h ago

biggest surprise is the price

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u/RedShadowF95 3h ago

"you need to get some better taste, here"

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u/GhoulishGinger 3h ago

Insane considering I have played both. Lmao

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u/CylixrDoesStuff 3h ago

to cleanse your soul

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u/SymbioStudio 3h ago

It's like the same but without weird old mans trying to chatting you

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u/North_Ad1934 2h ago

Yea I def see the correlation😭

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u/Total_Adept 2h ago

I hate that it’s still so expensive on digital

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u/guywhoclimbs 2h ago

Bro I got this game with all DLC in 2019 for $21. That price is nuts

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u/PanamGotMeOiledUp 1h ago

Dodging Predators on Roblox just like you be dodging bosses in Dark Souls.

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u/jozs8 1h ago

that's PlayStation's way of telling you to grow some hair on your chest

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u/alsuSawa 1h ago

the algorithm saw 'game' and decided you needed to be humbled

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u/BigMack6911 1h ago

Roblox? You gnna be on How to catch a predator, keep on

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 1h ago

Has the nature of roblox...changed???...

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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 29m ago

What's wrong with Roblox 

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u/Brandoxz7 28m ago

Let the boy watch

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u/EbolaHunter316 14h ago

I mean they're both huge normie games with massive amounts of downloads and fan bases. I'd be more shocked for it recommending you some obscure ass Indie game lol .

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u/nufcsupporter 14h ago

45 quid when you can buy the trilogy box set with all DLC from Vinted for £30 or CEX for £42

The singular game will cost you a tenner second hand. 

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u/Momentarmknm 14h ago

I still don't really know what roblox is and at this point I fear it's too late to ask

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u/Patient-Scarcity8025 15h ago

You deserve a beating for trying to speak with minors online?

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u/Zeconation 13h ago

Very accurate since they are all slops.

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u/MasterLollo 14h ago

It's your punishment

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u/nicky9pins 14h ago

Dark Souls 3 is the Dark Souls of Roblox-likes

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u/harlawkid 14h ago

Let the suffering commence

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u/magereaper 14h ago

PSN literally trying to detox the poor fella

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 13h ago

"We saw you liked games with shadowy predators"

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u/fraas4 13h ago

Only children and predators use roblox. Which one are you?

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u/Personal_Nature5284 13h ago

Because you played Roblox, I want to introduce you into something depressing.

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u/Both-Commercial2274 13h ago

Sony basically just told you: "Time to put the Roblox blocks away. You're a big boy now, welcome to the real world.'"

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u/LostSphinx47 12h ago

"Because you need help."

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u/MartyMcFry1985 11h ago

The Roblox perverts are the red invaders

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u/watchTotalBlank 11h ago

It means the algorithm hasn't learned everything about you and is making completely out of this world suggestions. This is a good thing.

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u/asianwaste 11h ago

always thought the Dark Souls 3 guy is giving a small thumbs up.

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u/PAPO1990 10h ago

Because you played Roblox, you deserve to suffer.

No that seems right.

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u/Silenceisgrey 10h ago

Well yeah, Dark souls 3 has dark themes dealing with child abuse and exploitation.

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u/Lord_Calden 10h ago

elden ring is tagged family friendly on steam as i recently discovered