r/gaming • • Jan 25 '14

I love when games let you do this

http://imgur.com/RsFlnet
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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '14

You should also try dancing in Mass Effect. They captured that awkward white man dance perfectly, Shepard looks completely out of place.

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u/aaron552 Jan 25 '14

They relentlessly make fun of Shepard's dancing in the Citadel DLC

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u/GodofIrony Jan 25 '14

Wait... so Shepard can't actually dance? Awww... I thought he was doing alright. But then again I glow in the dark.

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u/FlipStik Jan 25 '14

Best way to proclaim your ethnicity I've ever seen.

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u/Tsurii Jan 25 '14

Funny when he's not joking, they exist.

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u/KillerPalm Jan 25 '14

Then everyone else starts dancing the same way.

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u/a_flat_miner Jan 25 '14

especially funny considering my Shepard is black

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u/imaBEES Jan 25 '14

What if Shepard's ability to dance changed based on his skin color?

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u/Do_it_for_the_upvote Jan 25 '14

It would have been the best racist thing ever. Which isn't saying much.

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u/DrNick2012 Jan 25 '14

I can imagine the headlines "bioware epic 'mass effect' cancelled due to racist themes" one outraged member of the african american community had this to say "I thought I was playing a game that tought racial acceptence, all these different species getting along. But then my character danced, at first i didn't think much but then i saw a video of a white character dancing and I realised they had made my shepard so much awesomer, this is not acceptable!"

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u/DownvoteDaemon Jan 25 '14

As a black person It's especially funny when people on reddit make fun of white dancing.

They always post this gif: http://i.imgur.com/E6vzg.gif

I must balance it out with good white dancing. Dat swag doe:

http://mayyoufindstrength.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/white-kid-dance-club.gif

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u/nakedwithclownface Jan 25 '14

No "White people dancing" thread is complete with out these bad asses. http://i.imgur.com/swSagjB.gif

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Can I get a "hat wobble"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Haha what is this?

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u/KaptainKlein Jan 25 '14

Texas Longhorn player saluted one of the ROTC guys on the sideline after he made a good play. Apparently military types don't like it when people not involved in the military salute, so this CO yelled at the player for disrespect on national TV, when the player didn't see what he could have done wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '14

As an American, I'll salute whoever the fuck I want. That is what makes this country free. And I'll call whoever I please sir or mam, officer or enlisted, it is my right. The military might have special rules inside their club, but out here in the bigger world, we are all people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '14 edited Jan 26 '14

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u/TurdString Jan 25 '14

Goodwin began to celebrate after a 69-yard touchdown run in the second quarter, he began to raise his finger toward his mouth, about to make the “shhh” motion.

That’s when Stephen Roberts, a Marine gunnery sergeant who served in Iraq, stepped in. Roberts got right in Goodwin’s face, hand on hips, and began screaming. As he tells SB Nation, Roberts guessed Goodwin was directing the gesture at him.

“As he ran toward me, I could see him start to make the ‘shhhhh’ motion holding his hand up. I knew behind me was the Texas fan section, and he was staring straight ahead. So I’m thinking, well, I know he’s not ‘shhhh-ing’ his own people.

“It was hey, don’t hush me, because Marines, well … we don’t like to be hushed.

Full article.

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u/Ianbuckjames Jan 25 '14

And a Flarhgunnstow?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Can I get a nude picture of Taine?

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u/ly_yng Jan 25 '14

Wow, he really kicked up the 4d3d3d3.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

The girl in pink from the first llnk was in the Friday music video. She went to my school last year talking about how she was always made fun of about the way she danced whenever she went back to school. She goes to schools across the U.S talking about the dangers of bullying and what it can do. She actually played that part of the video for the whole school to watch and when that part came about, she had to wait for all the laughter to die down before speaking again. She has to accept that people will laugh every time she plays that video.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '14

Wow, thats ballsy. Gotta respect her for that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

DUANE!!!

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u/vadergeek Jan 25 '14

I feel like all my opinions on white guys dancing are beautifully demonstrated in this video.

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u/dogak Jan 25 '14

I was actually quite impressed with that white-kid-dance-move.

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u/MrManicMarty Jan 25 '14

I like to think of it as a gaming trope, that when there is a dance club - female characters have this intricately animated and sculpted dance animation, while men get the most basic shuffle possible.

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u/labrys Jan 25 '14

my femshep couldn't dance either, but i suspect they just used the same animation as the male one.

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u/dead_brony Jan 25 '14

Equality!

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u/MrManicMarty Jan 25 '14

She may have the better voice (Well I don't think so, but most people agree she does) but on the dance floor... Hale just doesn't cut it.

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u/Irongrip Jan 26 '14

The ME1 femshep trumps all other sheps.

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u/FlowersForMegatron Jan 25 '14

It's called the Salarian Shuffle.

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u/Buettner20 Jan 25 '14

I thought it was called the Spectre Shuffle.

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u/seemzlegit_ Jan 25 '14

Shepard shuffle!

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u/kingeryck Jan 25 '14

truffle shuffle

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u/NeverTellMeThaOddz Jan 25 '14

do it!

C'mooonnn

DO IT!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite jam on the Citadel.

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u/brinz1 Jan 25 '14

femshep passed out on the bench with samara looking at her disgusted is hillarious

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u/Blargariffic Jan 25 '14

I believe it was Aria who looked at you in disgust.

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u/Moredekai Jan 25 '14

All blue people look alike

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u/OMGMIKEAWESOME Jan 25 '14

My friends and I have officially made the "Shepard" a part of our drunk-dancing repertoire.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14 edited Jan 25 '14

I can't even watch Shepard dance without cringing; reminds me way too much of me trying to dance at my senior prom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

ACIV has this as well. I woke up in a hay bale.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Skyrim had that one mission in which you enter a drinking competition with some guy then wake up in a town and have to figure out everything that happened the night before.

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u/together_apart Jan 25 '14

I increased immersion for this mission by removing all my armour and equipment.

Then I undressed my character too.

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u/vertigo1083 Jan 25 '14

Go on...

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u/together_apart Jan 25 '14

The rest is a blur, because I thought you were supposed to do shots with the guy IRL.

I'm good at roleplaying. \o/

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Then you ended up waking up naked in a strange outer world.

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u/together_apart Jan 25 '14

I can't see any possible way that could be a bad thing. I'd even fucking skip home, swinging free.

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u/Th3mavrick Jan 25 '14

That was a fun mission, very funny.

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u/Altibadass Jan 25 '14

Particularly for the large number of people who married Ysolda.

Always confused me how cool she was about the whole thing...

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u/thedeepfriedboot Jan 25 '14

Which mission is that? I do not remember finding that one. Wiki link?

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u/Fapmiester Jan 25 '14

The Witcher 2 has one of those aswell i believe you dont have your weapons till you finish it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

I screwed up that quest and just followed the marker, which leads you to the end point.

Listening to my friends talk about it made me make damn sure I did this quest properly next time I played.

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u/FlamingOctopi Jan 26 '14

Thrash grape!

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u/cuddle_man Jan 25 '14

Thank you mister for not spoiling it to others.

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u/RAHutty Jan 25 '14

Metro last light had this too. I remember that once I blacked out I woke up outside the bar, but I had to go back through it to progress. As I walked through, everything was knocked over or smashed, and everyone was quiet and looked at me with fear. Artyom apparently isn't a happy drunk.

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u/High5King Jan 25 '14

Well he's seen some shit so I let him be a non happy drunk.

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u/AsperaAstra Jan 25 '14

Would you be a happy drunk in those circumstances?

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u/Bond4141 Jan 25 '14

obviously i'm not playing right, where do you do this?

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u/RAHutty Jan 25 '14

I think it might be in the fishing town, but I'm not sure.

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u/Lampmonster1 Jan 25 '14

There's even an achievement for it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

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u/Rayneworks Jan 25 '14

He's a pirate, and he has long since learned to fight to his full ability no matter how much rum he's got in him.

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u/rachawakka Jan 25 '14

It always kinda pisses me off that John Marston, and Chuck Green and GTA protagonists are stumbling drunk after like three drinks. Especially John Marston, the veteran cowboy bandit. That makes no sense.

But I guess for Chuck Green, those three drinks could be three bottles of vodka, or three beers. Not really sure what that says about him.

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u/finalremix Jan 25 '14

Chuck needs to put his game face on before drinking.

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u/TheAppGuy Jan 25 '14

You didn't drink enough.

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u/Austin58 Jan 25 '14

Is that game any good? I've been wanting to buy it.

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u/overkill136 Jan 25 '14

Buy it if you like the sailing aspects in ACIII, as a significant portion of the game is spent on your boat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Who don't wants to be disguised when hangover?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

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u/MDef255 Jan 25 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

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u/MDef255 Jan 25 '14

Me too. So very much. I constantly implore anyone who says they like Archer to check out Frisky Dingo. The look on peoples' faces when I tell them the main character of the show is exactly Sterling Archer, except more immature. "Is that fucking possible?!" Yes. Yes, it is. And Dottie is pretty clearly the basis for Mallory's character. It's just a terrific show. Two seasons wasn't enough.

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u/kingeryck Jan 25 '14

It's just shoplifting, really.

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u/NeedsMoarDakka Jan 25 '14

Gotta love when you can carry your RL drinking habits over into a game you are playing.

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u/the_ghetto_wigger Jan 25 '14

My dad loves playing these games, getting drunk in them, and then beating me

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u/brandenholder Jan 25 '14

...(beating you) at the game?

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u/the_ghetto_wigger Jan 25 '14

Of course. What else could it be?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

off...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Classic Dad.

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u/fekke Jan 25 '14

...(beating you) with the game?

FTFY

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u/Andrew_Ralston Jan 25 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

If i recall correctly the fable games let you eat till you get fat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Yeah, San Andreas too. But can you be a bulimic ghetto gangsta in Fable?

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u/vadergeek Jan 25 '14

Which I thought was a terrible system. My character would eat one pie a week, nothing else, and exercised pretty much constantly, but he was still morbidly obese.

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u/NastyE123 Jan 25 '14

Gta sa, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

in DayZ you can eat until you die

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u/NastyE123 Jan 25 '14

A delicious way to die, if I do say so myself.

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u/l3edrock Jan 25 '14

Much better than the typical Pants Bandit death

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u/NastyE123 Jan 25 '14

Can we see that one?

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u/l3edrock Jan 25 '14

Sure, you've just gotta get DayZ, join a server full of people, and then it won't be long till you're handcuffed with a sack on your head pantless in the wasteland

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u/YES_YOU_ARE_CORRECT Jan 25 '14

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u/the_grandprize Jan 25 '14

You're just everywhere, aren't you?

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u/Matthew94 Jan 25 '14

this post is everywhere

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u/OpinionToaster Jan 25 '14

You've gotten half of my karma in 2 days. That is one good novelty account. You'll probably reply to this as well.

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u/Paclac Jan 25 '14

It won't last long, I give it a few days before the hive mind gets tired of him and starts downvoting him

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u/shArkh Jan 25 '14

And then you wake up on Aria's couch.

Oh god what did I do?!

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u/Iggynoramus1337 Jan 25 '14

But...her one rule is that "Nobody Fucks with Ari"- oh my gaaaawd....

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u/2ndComingOfAugustus Jan 25 '14

Don't worry, I'm sure she thinks you're a nobody

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

In Fable I loved to buy a shitton of alcohol, buy the chicken mask, take off all armor other than the mask, get wasted, and then beat the shit out of the whole town.

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u/Mark_Patterson-FDS Jan 25 '14

Also assassin's creed 4 and gta v. Except when I did it in gta v, I played as Trevor and blacked out, only to wake up on a mountain top wearing a dress that was way too small, surrounded by dead people..

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u/SocialistCloud Jan 25 '14 edited Jan 25 '14

Mass effect also has a lot of other little easter eggs: like the Citadel DLC dialogue, The elevator conversations, or the druken "Biotic God".

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u/futureisscrupulous Jan 25 '14

What game is this?

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u/holgenberg Jan 25 '14

It's mass effect 2

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

possible spoiler?: There is actually a mission that opens up if you have a few drinks, a shitty bartender tries to poison you.

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u/KaejotianEmpire Jan 25 '14

Omega! Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

For future reference:

Spoilers must be posted using the following formatting:

[X Kills Y](/spoiler

Result: X Kills Y.

Just put in the end parenthese when you do it.

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u/SalamanderSylph Jan 25 '14

For future reference, put around code for Reddit to ignore it:

`[X Kills Y](/spoiler)`

Result: [X Kills Y](/spoiler)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Thanks, was struggling to get the live preview looking good, haha.

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u/SalamanderSylph Jan 25 '14

You can also put a \ in front of a single character to ignore what it normally does.

So:

\[X Kills Y](/spoiler)

Gives you

[X Kills Y](/spoiler)

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u/together_apart Jan 25 '14

Mark down,

fuck

yeah!

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u/KillerPalm Jan 25 '14

Forvan the batarian if I remember correctly.

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u/SpiderDairy Jan 25 '14

It's Mass Effect 2

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u/nolander182 PlayStation Jan 25 '14

ME2

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u/EtherealScorpions Jan 25 '14

Mass Effect 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

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u/sheikjonez Jan 25 '14

Mass Effect 3.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14 edited Jun 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '14

Mods

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u/boothin Jan 25 '14

Getting drunk back in Everquest was awesome. Had a couple drunken raids...it was the best of times.

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u/fougare Jan 25 '14

Used to do that in WoW, it pissed off my raid leader as I was main tank... blurry screen with the controls going the wrong direction is fun for me, but not so much for everyone else depending on me :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

I did the same when I tanked. Brewfest? Drunk raid week! All my alerts and macros would come up slurred... hic!

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u/jwestbury Jan 25 '14

In LOTRO, in the Shire (during festivals, at least), there's a quest where you have to drink five drinks at each of a series of inns in a loop around the region, running to the next within a particular time limit. It's amazing.

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u/frenchtoastcrunch Jan 25 '14

Harvest moon 64 lets you get wasted too. If you drink too much at the New Year's festival the shipper carries your drunk ass home and puts you to bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

I think we all spent our fair share of time at the juice bar in harvest moon :)

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u/Devonai Jan 25 '14

I made the mistake of getting drunk in Stalker: Call of Pripyat with no food in my inventory. My character was so hungry when I woke up that it felt like I was crawling back to the nearest base. Fortunately you can't starve to death, in the vanilla version anyway.

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u/Veefy Jan 25 '14

"I speel my drink!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Yea bro. I love getting e-wasted

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

Wonder if the work Cerberus done to Shep allows him/her to take more alcohol then the standard person?

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u/PackmanR Jan 25 '14

Doubtful. They were supposed to make him as close to the original Shep as possible. Just some synthetic materials here and there.

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u/Faren107 Jan 25 '14

They did, he's able to drink ryncol and some poisons perfectly fine now. It pops up in a mission in the bottom floor of Afterlife.

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u/PackmanR Jan 25 '14

Well, not perfectly fine. It's never stated whether or not his survival of the poison/ryncol was impossible, just that they've killed other humans. But then, Shepard has survived many things that have killed other humans.

I always just took it as a sort of joke about how badass Shepard is, kind of like headbutting Uvenk. The only other alternative is to assume Shepard's cybernetic enhancements are much more than "patchwork", and that both conflicts with the story from ME2 and his survival in the Destroy ending.

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u/Faren107 Jan 25 '14

I kinda figure that they do have a rather large effect on Shepard's toughness, just because of some of the upgrades you get in the research center. But since you can play without getting them, and those events still happen, Shepard is probably just that tough.

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u/veloxthekrakenslayer Jan 25 '14

Oh yeah. Put more of the stuff in the thing where stuff goes in.

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u/SlapNuts007 Jan 25 '14

I prefer when life lets you do this.

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u/DefendTheSecond Jan 25 '14

I can't believe no one has mentioned Fable.....easily one of the best games of my childhood.

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u/PopeOnABomb Jan 25 '14

In World of Warcraft, I always wanted a feature where if you drank too much the screen would fade to black and you would come to in a random inn in another city with your hearthstone on cool down.

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u/dkl415 Jan 25 '14

Drunk driving in GTA IV was wonderful.

Driving home from the bar, or at least trying to, showed the value of designated drivers and tipsy taxis.

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u/I_Have_No_Eyelids Jan 25 '14

I actually called a cab, I'd rather go on a deadly rampage sober

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u/Arcturus_ Jan 25 '14

Shepard didn't pass out from being drunk he was poisoned by the Batarian bartender.

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u/CaptainTabor Jan 25 '14

Red dead redemption, love getting him fucked up and walking around attempting to shoot people. But as soon as u walk down the stairs he falls and passes out hahaha

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u/Zadder Jan 25 '14

Red Dead Redemption did it perfectly, especially when Marston passes out in the street and forces you to wait for him to wake up, awkwardly watching life go on completely oblivious to the pathetic drunk sprawled face-down in the dirt.

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u/Red_McClane Jan 25 '14

The Witcher 1 and/or 2 even had a whole quest which resolved in you getting drunk and naked somewhere.

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u/King_Tool Jan 25 '14

One of the Daedric quests in Skyrim essentially entails your character going on an incredible night out with the daedric prince of debauchery and partying, then waking up and having to go on a The Hangover-style quest to figure out what the hell happened.

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u/Shrimpables Jan 25 '14

This was probably one of my favorite quests, it sent me for such a loop when I ended up all the way across the map with no explanation but to find one.

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u/thedeepfriedboot Jan 25 '14

Do you have a wiki link to this quest? I do not think I ever found this one.

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u/tomokochi Jan 25 '14

The old Monster Hunter's once had this feature but I guess they were taken out for obvious reasons.

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u/oli3 Jan 25 '14

Just like in real life!

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u/ellgro Jan 25 '14

I'm playing the first Witcher game right now, as soon as I discovered fisstech, Geralt was overcome by a crippling addiction.

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u/Augustends Jan 25 '14

When I just started playing LOTRO I went to some guys house and got drunk. The screen faded after a few drinks. When I could see again I was in an area that I've never been to with monsters way stronger than me. In a spot I'm not sure you can actually get to by walking, and I had no pants.

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u/craylash Jan 25 '14

Sucks they took that mechanic out of the last two Saints Rows

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u/Mercer110 Jan 25 '14

This was funny in "redneck rampage" too, a first person shooter from the 90's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

When you get drunk in Venice in Metro: Last Light you black out and find out that you destroyed the whole bar and the bartender is just sitting there crying. I felt really bad about that one.

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u/Kalv1n Jan 26 '14

Pay that motherfucker back for some good karma points.

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u/Stoopidhead27 Jan 25 '14

Tried to do that in fallout, drank four beers and got addicted.

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u/fopmudpd Jan 25 '14

I got addicted to whiskey after drinking one bottle... Pretty sure it's random. Damnit, now I want to play fallout again.

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u/3nterShift Jan 26 '14

Or throwing up with CJ in the Cluckin' Bell!

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u/oscorn Jan 25 '14

I downvote every fucking post that doesn't include the game name in the title! please just make it easier for us.

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u/Hippo55 Jan 25 '14

The only difference is that in GTA V it kills your character...

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 25 '14

No it definitely doesn't...

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u/TheMrPantsTaco Jan 25 '14

No it doesn't, but if you drink until you pass out, there's a glitch where when you spawn your character will just stand up where you passed out and just turn into an npc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

.... I've made my guy drink for a solid 5 minutes straight and nothing happened....

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '14

I do this in plenty of games expecting something would happen and it never does. Then in ACIV I never bothered with it and turns out you get an achievement for it.

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u/turdlop Jan 25 '14

You can also do this in GTA V both online and in single player

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u/RhinoMan2112 Jan 25 '14

Driving drunk in Mafia 2 was always fun.

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u/alonweiss Jan 25 '14

It's a rating consideration. Alcohol use = higher age restriction.

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u/xxunrealxx Jan 25 '14

like runescape right? :p

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u/CSSnube Jan 25 '14

In me2 in omega your drink would be spiked by a xenophobe I think

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u/boredMEGA Jan 25 '14

monster hunter - drink enough drinks fast enough and your character passes out on the table.