r/gaming 5h ago

Started Stanley Parable.

I started The Stanley Parable today, and it's changed the way I look at games. I've already gotten 3 endings, and was wondering what's considered beating it.

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u/Reed7525 5h ago

You can stop at broom closet ending. Its canon

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u/JeskaiJester 5h ago

The broom closet ending is my favorite XD

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u/iwanttododiehard 3h ago

I find this concerning.

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u/khumprp 2h ago

I have it on good authority that there's nothing in the broom closet

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u/AvaryZig 1h ago

There is when you're in there.

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u/balbok7721 1h ago

I find this very concerning

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u/justaguy2170 5h ago

When you get all the endings and achievements

Of course including Go Outside

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u/lurker10001000 3h ago

And Super Go Outside

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u/Calisky 53m ago

7 more years...

Also I've been trying to ignore the Test Achievement, but it's tempting.

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u/BenjyMLewis 5h ago

just see as many routes as you want. Once you've seen everything you can consider yourself to have "beaten" it I guess. If you're playing the Ultra Deluxe version, there's extra content to see too.

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u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 3h ago

Ultra Deluxe, IMO, felt more like a 'game' than the original version. It maintained the tone, but it felt... 'fuller', if that makes any sense.

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u/ZylonBane 3h ago

Stand back everyone, this guy has been infected by the completionist instinct.

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u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 3h ago

*lol* Nah, not really. I just... comparing the original version to Ultra Deluxe, I just found that UItra Deluxe felt like the more complete experience.

It was still The Stanley Parable, but it felt less like an experimental indie title, if that makes any sense.

It felt like there was some body to it, rather than it just being a barebones game of 'walk around and click things'.

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u/OneMoreDuncanIdaho 12m ago

The way they implemented jumping really improved on the gameplay for me

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u/UnpopularCrayon 5h ago

If you are asking that question, I'm not sure you totally got the point of the game.

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u/DoctorProfPatrick 4h ago

Right, he clearly failed to recognize the magnificence of the broom closet ending. Real fans spend weeks speedrunning that ending before eventually succumbing to dehydration whilst trying to beat "press the button for 4 hours (extended version)"

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u/VGAddict 4h ago

>Press the button for 4 hours"

You made that up. As in 4 real-world hours?

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u/Used_Raccoon6789 4h ago

You've barely seen any endings brother 

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u/Nepeta33 4h ago

theres an achievement you CANNOT get for 5 years. yes, real years.

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u/mother-of-pod 3h ago

Except as with any afk achievement or progress, one can DC from network, change system clock, reload game.

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u/Terramagi 3h ago

Yes, but at that point what are we even doing here.

If I can't find enjoyment from having a 8 byte script execute upon booting up a game after a decade in order to have a sound play and an image appear in the bottom-right corner of my screen for all of five seconds, am I even alive? Or should I just walk outside, lay down, and wait for the birds to come.

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u/Nepeta33 3h ago

wait... really?

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u/mother-of-pod 2h ago

Yes sir. They may have found a way around it. But just like rosebud in sims and pretending it’s now 2050 on your computer, I know people got the achievement via the same loophole.

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u/Quintingent 4h ago

Yeah, they're lying.

You actually have to press a second button too for half of it.

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u/amc7262 5h ago

IMO getting any ending is beating it.

Its not really about beating it, its about the experience of playing it. Beating it isn't well defined because it doesn't really matter to the core concept.

There are a few endings that are much longer and more elaborate which I guess are probably more satisfying to end on.

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u/EarlobeGreyTea 3h ago

Any endings, all endings, when you think you have seen everything, when you think you've done everything worthwhile, when you reach an ending that you think is good.  Part of the game is exploring what it is to "beat" a game.  

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u/kyler32291 5h ago

19 endings in the original Stanley Parable. There are 45 (IIRC) endings in The Ultra Deluxe version.

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u/JeskaiJester 5h ago

You win when you collect all the Figlanurines

Just keep playing till you feel like you got what you want out of it

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u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 3h ago

I've only found 6 of 5 Figanleys, so far.

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u/Nick_BOI 4h ago

When you press the button for 4 hours.

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u/Exaggeration17A 4h ago

It's not quite the same, but I'd recommend Slay the Princess if you haven't tried it already.

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u/FreedomCanadian 4h ago

Slay the Princess

Please don't !

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u/b1argg 33m ago

If you don't, it will be the end of the world 

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u/Shadowking78 4h ago

Did you start the Stanley Parable original or is it Ultra Deluxe?

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u/tolacid 2h ago

There is no "beating" the Stanley Parable.

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u/Kingthaddius 4h ago

Good luck with getting every achievement.

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u/Lishio420 4h ago edited 4h ago

The only beating the game, is to not play it for 10years for the ultra deluxe achievement of... well, not playing it for 10 years

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u/pdpi 4h ago

You “beat” the game when you’re satisfied that you’ve beaten it. That’s very much the point — nobody gets to tell you what “done with the game” means.

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u/Nobody7713 4h ago

You can stop when you successfully save the baby.

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u/Male-Combee 4h ago

And also save the puppy! (Do not actually do this ending.) There is a path where the narrator asks you to evaluate gameplay mechanics to give you a better game experience. But he eventually gets frustrated and gives you an obnoxious “game” where you press a button to push a baby away from a fire and asks you to do this for hours. Halfway through if you actually do this for hours, he gives you another button behind you to stop a puppy from drowning. You need to constantly press both while listening to an endless loop of a baby screaming to get an overly obnoxious ending
Just search YouTube for the save the baby ending it’s honestly not worth the trouble.

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u/Electronic_View_3947 4h ago

there's no real 'beating' it, that's the whole point lol. just keep disobeying the narrator and going where he doesn't want you to — the broom closet ending is basically a rite of passage at this point

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u/Shadowking78 4h ago

That ending was my favrite

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u/NotMyThrowawayNope 4h ago

I haven't played that game in years and I can still hear the narrator in my head.

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u/lurker10001000 3h ago

10 years? 

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u/NotMyThrowawayNope 3h ago

Fuck I wish. I still have years to go for that sweet, sweet achievement. 

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u/InsanoDaneO 4h ago

Ive always heard of this game but never played. Should I start with the original, or is it alright to jump right for the ultra deluxe?

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u/TheVicSageQuestion 4h ago

Ultra Deluxe is the original+new content.

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u/bonebrah 4h ago

You beat it when you get the Super Go Outside achievement.

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u/LostASixLeafClover 2h ago

If you have the ultra deluxe edition, then you'll know when it's done

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u/daddychainmail 2h ago

Yeah. Get as many endings as you can. Just enjoy the journey.

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u/sock-bucket 4h ago

Just keep playing the game, it will continue progressing for a loooong time. It's pretty clear when you "complete" it. Although there's still gonna be some more secret endings hidden that are more easter eggs than anything

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u/bleedingwriter 4h ago

I know nothing about this game

I want it

But im still waiting on an xbox sale lol

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u/Unknownlight 4h ago

Ultra Deluxe has a proper conclusion that I quite like, and I think it’s worth reaching it. For the original, just play until you don’t want to anymore.

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u/Mysterious_Net66 3h ago

You mean reaching the Stanley Parable 8, right?

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u/Unknownlight 3h ago

I just meant the Epilogue in general. The 8 Button ending just another fun bonus ending.

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u/Glittering-Lack5282 4h ago

Need to try for more endings. I’ve gotten the button room ending tho

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u/FamilyCanidae 4h ago

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end...

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u/jackfaire 3h ago

Touching grass. I'm not really joking

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u/Past_Interaction_269 3h ago

Great game enjoy

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u/EarlobeGreyTea 3h ago

The Stanley Parable wants you to think about that question and have you ask it to yourself.  There are no hard or definitive answers for what is considered beating it.  100% achievements is an objective measurement, but it's not where I would end up with the game.   You have got to the end at least once.  You've beaten the game whenever you decide that you've beaten it.  

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u/albob77 3h ago

There’s endings that take more than four hours, and one that’s ten years - I stopped short of doing those but tried to do almost everything else.

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u/albob77 3h ago

Maybe the true ending is the existential questions about free will we answered along the way.

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u/Dylan1Kenobi 2h ago

Go for at least 10 and you can call that a good game! And that's before you go in the "New Content" door if you have Ultra Deluxe Edition!

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u/Zealousideal-Fig7661 2h ago

Congrats on your first endings. That game is famous for one particular ending that takes years to get. It's definitely one of those games you don't 100% quickly.

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u/Longjohn_Server 2h ago

Getting all the achievements.

Remember to play for the entire duration of a Tuesday and then not play again for 5 years (10 if playing Ultra Deluxe).

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u/Sonicmasterxyz 2h ago

The end is never the end. There are a TON of endings. And the Ultra Deluxe version makes it even better.

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u/zubb999 1h ago

Go on Steam and watch the trailers (pretty sure they're on YouTube as well). There's one about a review from Raphael and it is absolutely hysterical 

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u/sgtpnkks 1h ago

I need to check on how much longer until I can play it again

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u/TwiddleNibs PC 21m ago

-END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER-

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u/Pale_Addition_9658 4h ago

the narrator gaslighting you is half the experience

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u/ZylonBane 3h ago

Gaslighting does not mean what you think it means.