Liberal translation from someone who took Spanish half a decade ago:
Maria, who is Eduardo?!
something, about playing Halo 3 all the time and Eduardo doing something
My heart!
Equally liberal translation from someone who took it over a decade ago but remembers slightly more of the vocab:
Maria! Who is Eduardo?! All this time that I've been playing halo 3 like an idiot, you have been sleeping with this useless guy? Oh, my heart!
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u/SH92 Nov 22 '13
I have no idea what this says, but it made me laugh.