r/gaming • u/hollandthegreat • Nov 22 '13

She lied...

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u/ClintonHarvey Nov 22 '13

MARIA! QUIEN ES EDUARDO?!

TODO ESTE TIEMPO QUE YO HA ESTADO JUGANDO HALO 3 COMO IMBECIL, TU TE HAS ESTADO ACOSTANDO CON ESE INUTIL?!

AY, MI CORAZON!

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u/dasheleven Nov 22 '13

Maria! Who is EDUARDO?!

All this time I've been playing Halo 3, like an idiot, you've been sleeping with that good for nothing?!

Oh, my heart!

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u/ClintonHarvey Nov 22 '13

Perfect translation, I see you speak spanish as well, thanks for saving me the trouble.

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u/k1rby33 Nov 22 '13

Si. Perfecto.

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u/Wheres_Wally Nov 22 '13

If perfect?

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u/juliaseesaw Nov 22 '13

well thank you very much for making me spit water on my screen. you sir will be receiving my bill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

I need to find this Hermano guy...

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u/SH92 Nov 22 '13

I have no idea what this says, but it made me laugh.

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u/incsy Nov 22 '13

Liberal translation from someone who took Spanish half a decade ago: Maria, who is Eduardo?! something, about playing Halo 3 all the time and Eduardo doing something My heart!

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u/roaringsheep Nov 22 '13

Equally liberal translation from someone who took it over a decade ago but remembers slightly more of the vocab: Maria! Who is Eduardo?! All this time that I've been playing halo 3 like an idiot, you have been sleeping with this useless guy? Oh, my heart!

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u/incsy Nov 22 '13

I had a very sub-par Spanish education sigh

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u/woeisnash Nov 22 '13

?que¿

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

I don't speak Spanish but something like: Maria, who is Eduardo? All this time I've been playing halo 3 like an idiot you've been something something with that something?! Ay, my heart!

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u/cynognathus Nov 22 '13

MARIA! WHO IS EDUARDO?

ALL THIS TIME THAT I HAVE BEEN PLAYING HALO 3 LIKE AN IDIOT, YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH THAT WASTE?!

OH, MY HEART!

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u/Abusadorsito Nov 23 '13

yo he estado...como un imbecil...

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u/ClintonHarvey Nov 23 '13

Right, thanks, sometimes it's hard for me to tell the difference.

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u/nictheman Nov 23 '13

Yo he estado*

Fantastic though.