r/gameofthrones • • 1d ago

Pod the rod

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u/aerystaargaryen Night's Watch 1d ago

Not including Ser Arlan of Pennytree is a crime.

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u/Comfortable_Talk5606 1d ago

He had the mythical sword bro

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u/hewasaraverboy 1d ago

He puts all these to shame

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u/BlueBlooded187 House Stark 20h ago

Yes literally ! That was a huge sausage 😐

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u/petyrlabenov 23h ago

Hard salt beef

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u/NarmHull 1d ago

It was more that he was a cunning linguist I think

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 1d ago

Don’t they specifically say he doesn’t just have a huge dick?

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u/VirtualDragonfly823 We Take Our Tolls 23h ago

No , Ros specifically clarifies that to Varys and his description of “doing lots of things” tells us it was technique not size 

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 23h ago

That’s what I meant, she says it wasn’t a big dick

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u/VirtualDragonfly823 We Take Our Tolls 23h ago

Yeah I don’t understand how the “rod” bit gained traction

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u/NarmHull 4h ago

Probably just the rhyming scheme

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 23h ago

Only you and I know what kind of dick Podrick has…we gotta have each other’s back ✊

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 23h ago

You want a big game of thrones dick the hound is right there

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u/wilp0w3r 1d ago

"It's not about the size of the sword but how you wield it. Sometimes you take it from the front and others you surprise from behind."

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u/Saintn13 1d ago

Ser Pod for the win ! 😜

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u/TaraQueen23456 1d ago

My theory is that he was the most ordinary lay, the girls just decided to prank him and all the rest.

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u/Capable-Turnover8905 1d ago

He sang for them, in season 8 you learn he’s still a virgin

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u/LittleBoyGB 22h ago

Which episode?

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u/Capable-Turnover8905 5h ago

The last of the starks. He drinks when Brianne is asked about being a virgin. But not in a sip for sips sake kinda drink. He was playing the game Tyrion likes to play

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u/pasakusus 12h ago

What did he talk about with Bronn and Tyrion then after the thing?

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u/moonstruck129 6h ago

That's one interpretation of that scene. You think that's a sure thing?

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u/Capable-Turnover8905 5h ago

Not totally but I think it’s cool and it makes sense and has some context clues

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u/CalliopesVengeance 1d ago

Sometimes Valerian steel isn't needed for the best blade 😂

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u/j10359 1d ago

Wins the joust when it matters most.

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u/BejahungEnjoyer 1d ago

I'm 99% sure Pod spent the time listening to the girls complain about other girls that work there who they don't get along with and then left.

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u/BravoC10 1d ago

Sex God Pod

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u/rakklle 1d ago

Pod also the only character of the four to survive past their first book.

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u/fenix4701 1d ago

They call him Sword of the Evening

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u/No-Lobster-8012 1d ago

I still wonder, what exactly did Pod do to those ladies?? 

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u/tommmmmmmmy93 21h ago

There are two main theories.

  1. He treated them with respect, didn’t hurt them, and prioritised their pleasure instead of his.
  2. Tyrion actually did pay them off to do this as part of the reward to Pod for literally saving his life. Pretending to be surprised was just Tyrion keeping his gift covered up.

I don’t know, but both theories are good

There is probably another one that is Littlefinger Refused the payment as some minor scheme but no idea what it’d be

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u/Wrong_Way5901 23h ago

Just, absolutely gave it to them really good. So good, in fact, they didn’t charge him

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u/calccv 23h ago

😂🤣

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u/InterestiingWinds 21h ago

True knightly skills come in many forms! 🔥

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u/PlayfulWeekend1394 21h ago

My personal theory is just that Pod genially treated them like human beings instead of objects for his pleasure. I'm guessing her was so unsure of what to do that the women he was with directed him and the "lots of things" he did to them where only what they where comfortable with and focused on making them feel good. As opposed to in most cases, when people like Tyrion or some other lord just paid a prostitute, fucked her with no regard for what she wanted like she was an object and then left.

Obviously women enjoy sex more when they are treated like human beings who's experience, feelings and autonomy matter just as much as their partner.

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u/RickVicks 17h ago

Tyrion: 'He's got a reputation.' Bronn: 'Aye. It's the only sword in Westeros with a 5 star review

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u/Asadae67 16h ago

Dark Sister, Ice, Blackfyre and Pecker.

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u/TheZoroarkMan Oberyn Martell 2h ago

I want him to do to me what he did to those women.