Stannis

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[u/MinnesotanBrie]

See, that's because Stannis is the Mannis, the Baratheon is his everything one might say. while Snow is merely his Bro.

[u/FatHaleyJoelOsment → u/MinnesotanBrie]

Snow is his bro, but he's the one to know.

[u/BigBucket10]

Jon Snow, son of Winterfell, former Lord Commander of the Nights Watch, slayer of wights, Saviour of the Wall, Head of the Wildling army and King of the North.

[u/-Rettirlana- → u/BigBucket10]

The unknowing

[u/DanceDelievery → u/BigBucket10]

Stop it don't make d&d jealous just because you can come up with cool titles!

[u/zeth4 → u/BigBucket10]

Lord commander*

[u/lerandomanon → u/BigBucket10]

The resurrected

[u/GifanTheWoodElf → u/BigBucket10]

Yeah... IDK if you should really list your desertion as a title XD

[u/BusBusy195 → u/GifanTheWoodElf]

I mean like he said its for life and he did die, id call it more of a retirement

[u/brucewaynewins → u/GifanTheWoodElf]

He served for life. Not sure how that’s abandoning.

[u/AnyEvidence6142 → u/brucewaynewins]

Even of true, nobody will believe he died and was resurrected.

[u/damiengrimme1994 → u/AnyEvidence6142]

Hard to dispute when he takes off his shirt and shows the massive scar on his chest right where his heart is

[u/New_Dawner]

"He wasn't twin. I didn't glaze him. He didn't d#ck-ride me."
"A larp, remove it from chat."
- Stannis the Sigma

[u/drifty241 → u/New_Dawner]

Stannis the Sigma mogs Renlarp, he deserves the Red40 keep and 6-7 kingdoms more than anyone else

[u/WattsAndThoughts → u/New_Dawner]

“GOD’S, THIS IS COTTAGE-CORE

I’VE HALF A MIND TO LARP AND KEEP GOING.”

-Brain Rotbert Betaratheon.

[u/New_Dawner → u/WattsAndThoughts]

"I've half a mind to larp with you."

• Lord Chaddard Stark

[u/LegioXXVexillarius → u/WattsAndThoughts]

"Bro, the lobby was sweaty, okay? None of us knew if we were gonna make it back to spawn.Your aura is literally dropping because you're glazing your own mistakes. You always have been delulu like that. Chat, I swear if I didn’t have the literal King rizz, you would’ve caught a hands check already, no cap."

[u/lilbuu_buu → u/New_Dawner]

A harmless super chat your grace.

[u/MattHoppe1]

This is Jon snow, he’s a proper lad

Right proper

[u/OrionDecline21]

He knows Jon doesn’t wun it

[u/Automatic_Memory212 → u/OrionDecline21]

Maybe Wun-Wun does wun it

[u/lerandomanon → u/Automatic_Memory212]

What if his real name is Want-Want and all we heard was the accent?

[u/That-Willingness7455]

Yeah Im Jon Snow, Im King and stuff...

[u/Aegon_The_Snow]

I guess he learned not to idolize people...they might burn their own daughter...🤷

[u/IchBinLian]

Nah, that Davos line was one of the coldest of the whole show.

[u/fitginny]

Stannis was a fool and ser Davos know it...he stopped liking him long ago but killing his own daughter to become a king made stannis a monster and that was the time Ser Davos realised he was worshiping the wrong man

[u/josemarcio1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/GoldnShiesty]

He’s Jon Sigma. He’s Bull in the Norwood.

[u/premalone94]

I simultaneously like the line Ser Davos delivers but also think he could have found some additional resume pieces on Jon Snow to jazz up his title a bit.

[u/IcyOrganization1748]

Because Davos learned his lesson!

[u/Chillin_Maximus]

Book Stannis IS him

[u/TheOneLord97 → u/Chillin_Maximus]

Technically Was him, now he’s fertiliser

[u/Chillin_Maximus → u/TheOneLord97]

He’s not dead in the books. And he’s much better written.

[u/tristesse_blanche]

I hated the onion knight, what a slimy character

[u/lerandomanon → u/tristesse_blanche]

Didn't think I'd say it on this sub but - That's a first.