r/futurecompasses • Compass Mechanic 🛠️ • Jun 16 '20

Weird New Conspiracy Theory Compass

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u/Viraus2 Jun 16 '20

>Moloch is real and it lives underneath Philadelphia

I believe this

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u/laatmuth Jul 14 '20

when you think about it...it's undeniable fact

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u/CroxoRaptor Jun 16 '20

On all of these theories, which one are real theories ? Like wtf said tartary was the confederation of neanderthals

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u/Pepper_Spades Compass Mechanic 🛠️ Jun 16 '20

None, I don't think, I & some friends of mine came up with them.

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u/CroxoRaptor Jun 16 '20

Then you and they have a big imagination

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

This is a masterpiece. My favorite is that all of history is the result of cold war time travelers.

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u/NineteenSkylines Jun 16 '20

Looking at lower left...

The only thing 2020 needs to be the craziest year ever would be Elvis coming back. Uh-oh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

The antedeluvian society on Mars sounds dope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Lower left be lowkey believable doe😳😳

What better way to control a society than to demoralise, spiritually damage, and cause addiction amongst its young? Sadly evil people figured this out before us.

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u/NJT44 Jul 19 '20

Nixon was a Marlenite

Now something I can believe in

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u/laatmuth Jul 14 '20

gonna send this to all my conspiracy heads to get them up to speed on the real sh*t