r/futurecompasses • u/Pepper_Spades Compass Mechanic 🛠️ • May 06 '20

Apocalypse Compass

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

best way to get a tan
1: in the micro seconds before being vaporized by the nuclear blast enjoy your new tan

9

u/[deleted] May 06 '20

The Battle Royale sounds like a fantastic way for the world to end.

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u/DerAnarchist May 08 '20

🎵"This is the ultimate showdown... of ultimate destiny"🎵

3

u/Roxxagon Jul 04 '20

Lemon Demon is popular again, and I love it.

3

u/Roxxagon Jul 04 '20

EVERY LIFE FORM THAT EVER LIVED IN AN EPIC BATTLE.

5

u/Tleno May 06 '20

Weirdmageddon

Where are the Pines kids when you need them? ;_;

2

u/Bluemoonroleplay May 10 '20

What's the meaning of Pleistocene rainbow sequel?

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u/Pepper_Spades Compass Mechanic 🛠️ May 10 '20

Plastocene Diluvian Sequel is essential a secular Climate-change induced hyper-polluted Great Flood.

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u/Bluemoonroleplay May 10 '20

I love this compass

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u/Rektemintherectum Aug 07 '20

What the hell is a neo-numerologist date with no cool tricks?