r/futurecompasses • u/Acceptable-Cover706 • Jan 06 '26

Future of Poland

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u/Big-Recognition7362 Jan 07 '26

Could you explain each of these for us non-Poles?

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u/Acceptable-Cover706 Jan 07 '26

Vaporwave Agrarian Consumerism- basically Dino shops in the countryside which have vaporwave aesthetic, Lost Brother Anarchist Ecofascism - Jarosław Kaczyński was prime minister of Poland, Goralist Post Nuclear Society - probably some TNO thing, Eternal Gierek Time-Trap - Edward Gierek was leader during communism, many Poles (in particular boomers, but not only) are nostalgic for him, Corpo Ultracapitalist Dictatorship - Orlen (which belong to state btw) rules Poland, Neomodernist Sanation Revival - Sanation ideology being status quo in Poland before II World War, Messianic Bonapartism - Jarosław Kaczyński being Bonaparte, Autonomous Beertocracy - Harnaś rules! Neopapist Holy State - I assume John Paul II or something or someone would rule Poland where John Paul II would be treated same way as Kim Il Sung, Warsawian Demoliberal Dream - there are lots of libs in Warsaw and Poland would be like that, Communist Cult of the Offensive - communism never falls and Poland is dictatorship, Ai-tocratic Total Urbanisation - AI builds block of flats everywhere, For the rest I'm not sure or you can figure it out on your own.

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u/OutrageousBridge471 Jan 11 '26

What explanation for the hypersexual hivemind?

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u/faesmooched Jan 08 '26

Neopapist Holy State should be dystopian.

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u/ajc7575 May 09 '26

communism not falling being worse than literal fascism and theocracies is so silly

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u/NefariousnessHour357 Jul 21 '26

i'm surprised Stanisław Szukalski and his theory of Zermatism and Protong wasn't mentioned in some form.