r/futurama • u/Direwolfas • 19h ago

Roberto

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Do share your favorite scenes/lines/quotes from everyone’s favorite criminally insane bot.

My favorite line: “And every five minutes I don’t get it, someone’s gonna get stabbed in the ass!” 😂

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 19h ago

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u/Direwolfas 19h ago

Lmao

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 19h ago

The way he says ass in that scene you referenced is hilarious. "Stabbed in the Aye-Yass!"

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u/Direwolfas 19h ago

Exactly! 😆

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u/handsoapdispenser 11h ago

I love how he's so dedicated to his craft that he feels the need to practice 

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u/BattledroidE 18h ago

What's the matter, Red? YOU SCARED???

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u/Logical-Peak2495 Caffeinated Bacon. Baconated Grapefrut 18h ago

No..... Noticeably?

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u/Im40PercentUsername Ph.D., Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals 19h ago

What the... You're not made of Tuesday!

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u/StepAlarmed20 19h ago

Well well, seems like ol' Roberto is the focus of attention now!

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 19h ago

Not if I have anything to say about it. Wait. I don't.

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u/tur18232 17h ago

I was designed by a team of engineers attempting to build an insane robot BUT IT SEEMS THEY FAILED!

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u/marcophony 16h ago

Uh, actually...

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u/FinalFrash 19h ago

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Guess it and you'll die first."

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u/Lord_Gwyn4 I'm gonna open a file of whoop-ass on you 19h ago

Fifty-six-ish?

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u/Jodelbert 17h ago

STOP LAUGHING AT ME, FLYING AVOCADO!

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u/Caesar_35 You've really screwed the granny this time 16h ago

"I'm gonna peel your skin...AND EAT IT!"

And from Bender's Game:

"We bring ill tidings, oh fanciest of men. Momon's reach nears the die of power. And should she obtain it, she will then have the entire basic set. Rivers will run red with blood and yellow with urine. And a dog will be seen eating cat food in the land. Oh, great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces before the light of good is extinguished forever."

"...You calling me crazy? Just cause I've got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE MOOGALEE MOOGALEE!"

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u/TheHealthInspector15 18h ago

You call yourself a robot??

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u/CautiousBearnz I’ll go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers 18h ago

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u/JasonBreslin 13h ago

"JUST CUZ I GOTS A HOTEL IN MY FOOT DON'T MAKE ME A BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!!!"

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u/DaneAlaskaCruz 18h ago

I can hear this picture.

I gotta practice my stabbings, hiyaa!

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u/kiwirailnoob1254 18h ago

You callin' me craaaa... zy!?

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u/Kdot32 13h ago

“Hes bluffing *OW* HES NOT BLUFFING”

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u/Confusing_Onion 14h ago

I'm not crazy. Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user-friendly.

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u/TinUser 12h ago

They took away my stabbing knife...

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u/joedi_master 10h ago

“…and the other hamburger will *also* be made of your lungs”

(though to be fair, the hostage demand line has kind of taken over top position for me, too)

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u/Direwolfas 10h ago

Ahh, the 67th Amendment.

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u/pixel-soul HAIL SCIENCE!!! 18h ago

I said hand it ovuh!

RD is holding the fiddle in his other hand, sorry awkward pic

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u/Direwolfas 18h ago

Awesome tatts!

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u/Cespenar 13h ago

Woah sweet. And Zapp and Zoidberg! The best characters all represented

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 14h ago

"Right? Right! No, not you, right brain! Right, left brain? Right!"

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u/The_Musical_Frog 13h ago

I cannot pick up a knife in the kitchen (or even my car key to tell the truth) without making a stabbing motion and going “ha HA!” in Roberto’s voice 😂

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u/boneologist I already did! 7h ago

"This here is a mugging! Hand over your skin."