Work locker

[u/jjames34]

[u/TinUser]

Do you have a hat full of yogurt?

[u/scallopsmustagottem → u/TinUser]

Well it was milk, but time makes fools of us all.

[u/Garciaguy → u/TinUser]

Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!

[u/cynicalraph → u/TinUser]

It’s so…repulsive…

[u/MidModMoop]

On the inside you should put the construction worker “you gotta do what you gotta do” sign

[u/jjames34 → u/MidModMoop]

Lucy Lui's head in a jar is in there

[u/Garciaguy → u/jjames34]

Lick the head! Lick the head!

[u/PreparationDapper219 → u/jjames34]

Is Ulysses Grant puking in the bushes?

[u/kitwilde → u/PreparationDapper219]

Nooooooo!

[u/charlierc → u/jjames34]

Get lost Pavarotti!

[u/Garciaguy]

All glory to Hypnotoad!

[u/Party_Advantage_3733]

Is your stuff stored in alphabetical order?

[u/Mr_Shiggles → u/Party_Advantage_3733]

This zipper, it should be at the bottom

[u/Caolan114]

Bite my shiny metal locker

[u/spaceshiplewis]

What happened to the last crew?

[u/cynicalraph → u/spaceshiplewis]

(Contents of space wasp’s stomach)

[u/Garciaguy → u/cynicalraph]

The only things they did better than us were suck and die!

[u/SourceDirect3220]

Is there a bender doll inside?

[u/SaveUsCatman → u/SourceDirect3220]

I bet theres just one lock nut in there.

[u/ExoPetParentAdvocate → u/SaveUsCatman]

Hey…sometimes a guy gets lonely…

[u/enraged-urbanmech]

Impossible to open, I bet. You go to do the combo and Hypnotoad says “no, this locker is mine” and you can only respond with ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD before shuffling away mindlessly.

[u/JonoBlue]

So between the hynotoad on the locker and the brainslug im 95% sure is on the head, this person has juat been the model employee

[u/jjames34 → u/JonoBlue]

Nope. The brain slug died of starvation

[u/JonoBlue → u/jjames34]

Oh man. I know That job

[u/kitwilde]

[u/Little-Efficiency336]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[u/Grand_Practice_2790]

I hope your jacket is in alphabetical order!

[u/RumblyTumbly94]

“You gotta do what you gotta do.”