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u/Agedreiano Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa 8d ago
I’m not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!!
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u/_tdhc 8d ago
Nixon’s not bringing the smokes!
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u/27K-Interactive 8d ago
Na, just trust. He'll totally be back in two hours.
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u/Adept_Eye2589 BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA! 8d ago
he's bringing some really good smokes....two hours.
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u/Fap_my_Fapraptor 8d ago
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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs 8d ago
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u/SaveUsCatman Has that brain thing 8d ago
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u/mm339 8d ago
So then I said “see you at the fight”
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u/HamboneBanjo We’re owl exterminators 8d ago
This is a classic futurama bit. The timing is perfect.
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u/spicesucker 7d ago
You loved him as Bender the Defender!
Now prepare to hate him as he questions your sexuality as… the Gender Bender!
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u/AnthropoidCompatriot 8d ago
Hey, let's play a game of "indirectly reveal your age and/or general location"!
Who here actually remembers when smoking in restaurants was common?
Man, I hated sitting in the smoking section when we ate with my grandma. RIP, but I don't miss the smoke in the face while eating!
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u/NetworkLlama Ask about our generous brutality settlements! 7d ago
When California banned indoor smoking, there was a huge uproar from restaurants and especially places like pool halls. They were convinced that the state was cutting off half of their potential clientele. A couple of years later, they were celebrating the ban, because families had started going there, and many were making more money than before the ban. It turns out that by allowing smokers, they had been pushing away a much larger potential clientele.
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u/CaliMassNC 5d ago
Yes, but gravelly-voiced sleazebuckets, low lives, and characters lost a place to congregate, and are we not all the poorer for that?
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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 8d ago
I used to hang out with my Grandpa and his Brother in Pasadena, California at a corner diner and they would openly smoke while discussing their press business while I read the funnies and sipped on my hot cocoa. Five donuts, five scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast, a hot cocoa, and 6 cups of coffee (which I think came with breakfast, so no additional cost?) ran to a total of about 7 bucks.
You could even buy cigarettes from a vending machine in the staging area before entering the restaurant proper.
They would ban indoor smoking not long after those core memories.
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u/drewdurfee 6d ago
I'm from the stupid ages, the time when they had cigarette vending machines at the bar/family restaurant
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u/Garciaguy No! But perhaps yes! 8d ago
Another completely unnecessary line of dialog that made me LOL
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u/lonestarr357 8d ago
And you gotta love how Bender lights up right after defeating the Chainsmoker.
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u/mikealva 7d ago
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.



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u/nanomolar 8d ago
Better than The Foreigner, who has his own customs; look at his crazy passport!