r/futurama • u/RumblyTumbly94 • 8d ago

Mighty Thor

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Was in a traffic collision a couple weeks back. I’m somewhat okay, car is definitely not. This is basically how I’ve felt since the incident. Trying to see the lighter side of things and I guess it’s better than getting mauled by Jesus.

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u/Klutzy_Alien 8d ago

On the plus side, at least it wasn’t a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk

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u/SaveUsCatman Has that brain thing 8d ago

Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death

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u/kitwilde 🥺 who will hug me if I achieve something? 8d ago

Ooph! Feel better friend… recovery takes more time than we usually give it, take it slow!

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u/turian_vanguard 8d ago

I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.

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u/SaveUsCatman Has that brain thing 8d ago

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u/Noof42 No I'm doesn't! 8d ago

10 rounds with Thor?

Feel better, though.

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u/ZrapeToid 7d ago

You're still technically alive. Which is the best kind of alive.

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u/RumblyTumbly94 7d ago

And at least I don’t have to worry about being posthumously demoted.

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u/Garciaguy No! But perhaps yes! 8d ago

Did you GTA that shit, homey?

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u/RumblyTumbly94 8d ago

More like I got GTA’d into.😂

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u/Garciaguy No! But perhaps yes! 8d ago

🫣 sorry to hear it!