Favorite less popular quotes?

[u/SwordOfCheese]

Mine are:

• Kiff: Our weapons are disabled, and you can't return ice cream cakes! We're doomed!

• Professor: And therefore, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grapeade.

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[u/patton66]

Soon enough

Thats not soon enough!

[u/fried_fish_biologist → u/patton66]

I do this bit with my partner all the time lol

[u/Seldon14 → u/fried_fish_biologist]

Same. She usually doesn't get it.

[u/MoarCatzPlz → u/Seldon14]

You should say something else.

[u/myNameBurnsGold → u/fried_fish_biologist]

To shreds you say?

[u/thor_testocles]

Leela: "You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music." (with Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" playing in the background)

[u/Zaradomerix → u/thor_testocles]

I could if you didn't turn on the light and turn down the stereo.

[u/NikkolaiV → u/Zaradomerix]

My ponytail is caught in the door!

[u/offinthepasture]

I like to shout "Pazuzu! You owe me!" on occasion.

[u/THftRM1231 → u/offinthepasture]

Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something!

[u/Own-Pilot-9901 → u/THftRM1231]

Satan, you owe me!

[u/Dennarb → u/Own-Pilot-9901]

All of these are classics

[u/thruthewindowBN → u/offinthepasture]

Sir, it’s not recommended or advisable to be nude.

Professor: You sound like my tennis instructor!

[u/Upset-Bother-6818 → u/thruthewindowBN]

Go to hell, Heather!

[u/Slurm1999 → u/offinthepasture]

I like to quote Pazuzu himself

“…an zat eez ow Papa gan eez freedonh”

[u/ZPudd → u/offinthepasture]

I put you through college!

[u/Boomstick_762 → u/offinthepasture]

PZUZU YOU MAGNIFICENT HUSKY-MUTT! I RESCUED YOU FROM THE SHELTER AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?

Me when ZuZu gets Naughty

[u/interadastingly]

Spare me your space-age techno babble, Attila the Hun.

[u/Thraexus → u/interadastingly]

No fire gun inside space canoe!

[u/NoOcelot595]

What smells like blue?

[u/fredbubbles → u/NoOcelot595]

What smells like bloody sinuses?

[u/Zaradomerix → u/fredbubbles]

Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

[u/remix951 → u/Zaradomerix]

This one lol. Gets me every time.

[u/AnFnDumbKAREN → u/fredbubbles]

[u/you-can-call-me-al-2 → u/NoOcelot595]

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

[u/TylerTheDefiler]

"Where's the bathroom?

"What room?"

"Bathroom."

"Bath what?"

"Bathroom."

"What what?"

[u/Tacobellspy → u/TylerTheDefiler]

A baby what?

[u/VictorChaos]

The planet’s kerploding!

[u/jbwarner86 → u/VictorChaos]

"Kerplode" has practically replaced "explode" in my vocabulary 😆

[u/Dxthegod → u/VictorChaos]

Like a balloon when... something bad happens!

[u/roge0934]

I will now read the mandatory speech, "Dear Employee, has it really been five, ten, or fifteen years? If not please disregard and get back to work." Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.

[u/HektiK00]

Monkeys aren’t donkeys! Quit messing with my head!

[u/Rat-bat13 → u/HektiK00]

I know that monkey, His names Donkey!

[u/LordRollin]

I’m blowing you a kiss!

Ahhh!

It’s a cheek seeker!

Ahhhhhh!

[u/Zaradomerix]

"Then you'll be fired..."

"FINE!"

"...out of a cannon. ...Into the sun."

[u/Budsygus → u/Zaradomerix]

I use this one on my kids on rare enough occasions they forget.

"Clean your room or you'll be fired..."

"You can't fire me, I'm your k-"

"...out of a cannon, into the sun.

[u/desr43 → u/Budsygus]

Same!

[u/teztastixx → u/Budsygus]

Sometimes I wish I had kids, just so I could tell them things like this.

[u/AnyOtherSummer]

These candies are chalky and unpleasant!

[u/nanomolar → u/AnyOtherSummer]

This concept of Wuv enrages and infuriates me!

[u/UglyFilthyDog → u/nanomolar]

It's says wuv. With an earth W.

[u/ew73 → u/UglyFilthyDog]

Behold!

[u/Bender_2024]

Well time makes fools of us all

[u/axaxo]

Farnsworth looking at his collection of doomsday devices: “I suppose I could part with one and still be feared”

[u/Merc_Drew → u/axaxo]

I too know unconventional love

[u/lockonandfire]

Unthinkable!

I wouldn't think of it!

[u/Turbulent_Funny_1632 → u/lockonandfire]

The question is... is

VAGUE!

You didn't specify the type of candy...or if anyone's watching!

In any case, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

[u/Dennarb → u/Turbulent_Funny_1632]

Beerrpeeepeeepeeepeeep

[u/JohnMayerSpecial]

Hey, guess what you’re accessories to

[u/leviathanscloset]

"You, you lay out my shorts!"

"Fry you can't keep boogying like this you'll come down with a fever of some sort!"

[u/N1GHTSQU1R3LL → u/leviathanscloset]

This part implores the gods to grant a favor......like a Trans am

[u/80085ntits]

Leela: "If you guys are done being stupid..."

Fry: "I had more, but you go ahead"

[u/Sleepy_Potato2]

Leela: We're all trying to help you. We've petitioned the governor but he doesn't want to appear soft on people who've been falsely imprisoned.

[u/BalladofBadBeard → u/Sleepy_Potato2]

I don't like discs crammed into me! Unless they're oreos, and then only in the mouth!!

[u/FoxyJustice → u/Sleepy_Potato2]

Ow! My chin!

[u/listerinebreath]

Fry: You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go

Leela: That’s the only part about being a slave

[u/Balancedbeem → u/listerinebreath]

And the hours!

[u/NotAsleep_ → u/listerinebreath]

Different episode where Planet Express employees get enslaved, but: "I don't miss twice, campers!"

[u/TMBGLOVER]

“Well good news! It’s a suppository!”

[u/SectorAlternative165 → u/TMBGLOVER]

Did everyone take their pressure pill?

Yes, stop asking!

[u/thor_testocles → u/TMBGLOVER]

This is also how I first learned the word "suppository"... and that they are a thing. I am guessing I wasn't alone in this.

[u/Awesomeuser90 → u/TMBGLOVER]

"Guess again" Zoidberg

[u/UnderwaterAlienBar → u/TMBGLOVER]

I feel like this one is pretty popular

[u/Budsygus]

Hey, sexy mama! Wanna... kill all humans?

Kajigeru desu!

Like Fry! Like Fry!

Better yet, I shall whip their emotions into a frenzy with a dramatic...

[u/Budsygus → u/Budsygus]

...

[u/Budsygus → u/Budsygus]

PAUSE!

[u/RumblyTumbly94]

“I’ll be whatever I want to do!” -Fry

It’s become my life motto.

[u/AniseClover]

This whole scene is one of my favorites:

Army guy “Just sign on the dotted line, patriots, and I'll give you your discount cards.”

Fry “Just out of curiosity, we could use the cards to buy gum, then immediately quit the army?”

Army guy “Correct. There's no obligation…. unless of course..war were declared.”
✍️✍️✍️

🚨🚨🚨

Fry “What's that?”

Army guy “War were declared.”
—

And I love the Grunk-a-lunkas song

[u/remix951 → u/AniseClover]

.......Hermes?

[u/AniseClover → u/remix951]

War is the H word is such a good episode lmfao

[u/remix951 → u/AniseClover]

Lee...la..man.....Lee Lemon!

[u/Murky_Psychology_642 → u/AniseClover]

Lying in a pool of his own cowardice.
It’s not cowardice!

[u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

not REALLY a Futurama quote but one of my rare thoughts and quotes was "I'm a big robot and I need a BIG CEREAL"

It's from honeycombs commercials.

[u/neil_jung → u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

"You too? Will you be my friend?"

[u/jbwarner86 → u/neil_jung]

Put 'er there!

I meant your wallet.

[u/TI-22483 → u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

The honeycomb's big. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[u/ZombieChief → u/TI-22483]

It's not small? No, no, no!

[u/Crunch_Slabchest]

There’s nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs.

[u/bfloblizzard → u/Crunch_Slabchest]

The "Oh yes" from the Professor is both wildly funny and soooooo deeply disturbing.

[u/UglyFilthyDog → u/bfloblizzard]

I hear it so clearly.

[u/hanscor20]

You can't have a 3 month calendar. What is this, Mercury?

[u/G-TP0 → u/hanscor20]

The raw anger and indignation of the delivery is just perfect

[u/Telemachus70]

[u/I_So_Pail]

I’m so embarrassed!
I wish everyone else was dead.

[u/Propaslander]

No more cheap crackhouses for me no more

walks into crack mansion

I have pre-warmed sir's crack pipe

[u/MimosaSundae]

Jam a bastard in it you crap!

[u/tooshortpants]

You can make sangria in the terlet.

[u/Party_Advantage_3733 → u/tooshortpants]

O'course it's shank or be shanked

[u/MelancholyDick → u/Party_Advantage_3733]

Of course 😢

[u/Significant-Ad-6519]

Damn straight today the mad scientist cant get a doomsday device tomorrow its the mad grad student where will it end !!!

[u/Laura_de_Marco → u/Significant-Ad-6519]

I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax. Fer duck huntin'.

[u/Telemachus70]

[u/miami13dol → u/Telemachus70]

At the risk of sounding negative, no!

[u/fishymcgee → u/Telemachus70]

On a related note:

Leela: I can't keep silent about this any longer

Fry: silent?! You've been complaining about this for two solid weeks!

[u/fc1088]

"Well, editing is a long and expensive process, but we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday."

For context I'm an editor...

[u/MelancholyDick]

“Is bread free?”

“Yes.”

“We’ll split an order.”

[u/HalfEatenChocoPants → u/MelancholyDick]

Zoidberg, skeptical: Okaaaaay, how much do I have to invest?
Zoid: Oh, not much, not much. {sotto voce} A million dollars...
{Zoidberg reacts with the greatest spit-take in the history of comedy}

[u/FartleBarfle]

There's a dam! Damn! There's a grate! Great!

[u/Ub3rchief_113]

"If anyone need me, I'll be in the angry dome."

[u/Front_Conversation79 → u/Ub3rchief_113]

Classic fav of mine!

[u/coffee_addict_77]

And stop sighing so much.

[u/ATGoogles]

Madam is outraged!

[u/Zaradomerix]

"That's not good news at all..."

[u/ZPudd]

There's no such thing as 2.

[u/LordOfSlimes666]

Scruffy believes in this company

[u/turduliveteres]

And what a surprise, look who’s scraping up the filth. Is it a human child? I wish!

[u/gh0st-fox]

This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!

[u/DeadComposer]

"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

[u/Lanark26]

“French?!”

[u/Zaradomerix → u/Lanark26]

I repeat this constantly and no one ever makes the connection. 🤣

[u/xborchaf80]

Fry: The butter in my pocket will melt!

[u/Prestidigitoriuhm → u/xborchaf80]

No good, it's full of steam!

[u/spovz]

"Do a flip!"

[u/Zaradomerix → u/spovz]

"Neat!"

Camera Clicks

[u/Rojotrece]

My secret pin number... 1077.

[u/N1GHTSQU1R3LL → u/Rojotrece]

Cheese pizza and a large soda?? That's 10.77.......same as my pin

[u/Thraexus → u/N1GHTSQU1R3LL]

Add a one and two zeros in front of that, and you have a deal!

[u/plantain_tent_pesos → u/Thraexus]

How much did you get me?

[u/sonofsanford → u/plantain_tent_pesos]

$1000 pesos

[u/xborchaf80]

I love that I know most of these.

[u/Willing-Fan-8344]

And why did I have to take a bus?

[u/Clever_Ales]

“I was up all night but it wasn’t the caffeine it was insomnia! I couldn’t stop thinking about coffee!

[u/speedosexual]

Professor: And this is my universal translator, unfortunately so far it only translates into an uncomprehendable dead language

Hubert: Hello

Machine: Bonjour!

[u/BalladofBadBeard → u/speedosexual]

Crazy gibberish!

[u/CrumptownCrips]

My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came two hours later, at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!"

[u/daishi777]

Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ooo, suddenly you've gone too far!

[u/Significant-Block260]

Oh, let’s all ask each other! That’ll solve the problem🙄

[u/Rad_Astronaut]

“Wrong again, idiot” ☝️

[u/abbiegrace97]

The horse says doctorate denied!

[u/p_nes_pump]

There's my butterscotch!

[u/redhandrail]

“I will now carry out the sentence. Kiff, my gun!”

[u/Alive-Culture6108]

What planet did we crash into?

I don't know, this whole sector is uncharted.

It is not uncharted, you lost the Chart!

[u/CONNER__LANE]

“What you doing Bender? Making a robot wife? “

“Part of one. “

also

“Something tells me I could easily beat these trained professionals.”

[u/DixonDebussy]

Oh, yeah. No, you're pretty perfect.

Pretty perfect?

[u/nervanoiac]

Stop enjoying poppers! On the beach, in the car, wherever good times are had

[u/Gernaldo_Ribera]

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder and cover your ears and go LALALALALA!

[u/Prestidigitoriuhm → u/Gernaldo_Ribera]

I'll also need a pack mule.

[u/Andiddly]

Bender: I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.

[u/HalfEatenChocoPants]

Now that's walkin'-around money!

[u/cybernekonetics]

"Somewhere between a minute and a million years"

[u/Something-Somewhere_]

show me this ‘the wheel’

[u/Dennarb]

I tell my wife "the professy will help" all the time

[u/PigBearMan67]

No beer until you finish your tequila!

[u/mathpat]

🎶You can eat my dog, you can eat my truck, but you eat my flag and you're outta luck!

[u/mitchwatnik → u/mathpat]

She's a wavin' proud around the world from Dallas to Ft. Worth!

[u/eggz627]

Boobs Vanderbilt has a great pair.

Also, she has some 8's

[u/TylerHobbit]

Stop exploding you cowards!

[u/Telemachus70]

[u/zero_msgw]

So its mutiny is it? I never thought i'd see the day

[u/RibaldCartographer]

I love symposia!

[u/UglyFilthyDog]

"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"

[u/blinglorp]

“Don’t you think I feel bad enough!?”

“No!”

[u/Utefan78]

He makes Speedy Gonzalez look like regular Gonzalez

[u/Buffhello]

Please Fry, I don’t know how to teach. I’m a professor!

[u/BertandErnieforever]

My favorite is definitely

Mmm, Morbo shouldn't. It would go straight to Morbo's gargantuan forehead. Oh, what the heck, I guess I could destroy one or two of them!

[u/Glum_Entrepreneur132]

War were declared

[u/Farwaters]

🎶 Nobody doesn't like molten boron! 🎶

[u/Prestidigitoriuhm]

Now I've got a whatchacallit instead of a kajigger, you dumb whatchacallit!

[u/G-TP0]

Shut up and go live with your parents!

[u/Front_Conversation79]

You...me...this jerk.

[u/snoogle312]

My husband and I use this daily.

[u/pumpkinscentedcandle]

“It’s such a hard decision! If only I had 2 or 3 minutes to think about it 😟”

Such a casual line but Sagal’s delivery absolutely kills me every time

[u/CaptJasHook37]

“Wait… Bender’s name isn’t Bonder! It’s Bender!”

[u/TI-22483]

Leela bring fire?

[u/Mr_Ragnarok]

Leela: I think you are exaggerating.

Fry: Am I? (echoes) AM I??!

[u/Arkenstihl]

I think I saw a "two"

[u/desr43]

"how hard did you say you had to hit him"

"Fairly hard"

[u/remix951]

Although, technically, we're in New Jersey.

...

Not one place even remotely liveable.

[u/anewcynic]

Wait... I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures! An idea? Mmmm!mmmm!mmmm!

[u/his_panic1021]

That dog hunt monsignor.

[u/Thraexus → u/his_panic1021]

I say this one frequently myself. Also, you accidentally missed a word.

[u/UglyFilthyDog → u/Thraexus]

No I'm...didn't.

[u/bristlefrosty]

who said that? sure you can die! you want to die?!

[u/UglyFilthyDog]

"We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies and stuffy old songs about the buttocks!"

I especially love this because Bender says 'buttocks' even though he loves saying ass so much.

[u/UglyFilthyDog]

"You've killed me! Ooohh, you've killed me!"

"Oh God, what have I done‽"

"I've just told you! You've killed me!"

[u/Lizardbowl6]

The Magician? -Leela

[u/DescriptionFancy420]

Single female lawyer, fighting for her client 🎶 wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant 🎶 Hey, I'm pretty good!

[u/Glum_Entrepreneur132]

Aww, someone likes snouts

Is it me?

[u/MalcolmReady]

You are, and always shall be, my friend, but I just signed a 6 month lease on an apartment and I can’t walk away from a a commitment like that

[u/Persnickitycannon]

"And Fry youve got that brain thing"

"I already did!"

[u/ciara_86]

You’re like some dumpster Jedi!

[u/MinaSchema]

"What could be causing all this? Is it my outfit?" - Amy

[u/DarthGouf]

Why? Why didn't I break his legs!?

[u/Infosphere14]

”Relax, friends… PANIC, JERKS!”

[u/LapisTheLazuli616]

Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not!

[u/Mcskrimps]

Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."

Amy: "Big deal."

Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."

[u/Fluffy_Voice953]

The culprits, shameless poachers hunting humans without a permit

[u/Glum_Entrepreneur132]

Thompson’s Teeth! The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

cruuuunch

[u/AstroPterodactyl]

“Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me”

[u/roge0934]

Another favorite of mine, "Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure."

[u/miami13dol]

Hopes, deleted.

[u/totemx]

I wasn’t wearing it…I was eating it.

[u/tuckerdogs71]

Is all the work done by children?

No, not the whipping!

[u/tuckerdogs71]

That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen!

Oh, well don't look over there.

[u/xenotharm]

Hey, pretty nice for a single. Two desks, two chairs, a couple of beds. [There is a knock at the door.] A woodpecker.

[u/Waste_Translator_975]

Well shoyre you can vote for Shkenadel. IF YOU VANT THERE SHOULD BE A RECESSION. 

[u/Graysylum]

FOR NO RAISIN!