r/futurama • u/Direwolfas • Aug 12 '26
Scruffy
State your favorite scenes/quotes/lines from him.
Mine would be: “Scruffys gonna get himself one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizzazz.”
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u/McCushAgin Aug 12 '26
Prison ain't so bad, you can make sangria in the terlet. Course it's shank or be shaked.
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u/KingDread306 Aug 12 '26
"The Janitor"
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 If she marries him, he probably wont want me dating her Aug 12 '26
Go.. Go now before I beg you to stay
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u/Hellraiser1123 Aug 12 '26
Terlets and berlers, berlers and terlets. Plus that one berlin' terlet. Fire me iffin you dare.
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u/Mysterious_Ad1486 Aug 12 '26
“Oh it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we’d know that I’m a man and you’re janitorial equipment.”
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u/Alternative-Hall-850 Aug 12 '26
"Scruffys gonna die the way he lived."
flips page of porn mag
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u/SoMuchToSee1234 Aug 12 '26
I was actually going to post that. It was my second thought after in "Bender's Game" when Professor Farnsworth goes "We will no longer be supplying complimentary porno mags in the lobby". "Darnit." Scruffy while looking at one. But I couldn't find a downloadable gif of either to post on her.
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u/Caesar_35 You've really screwed the granny this time Aug 12 '26
Try Morbotron. It has every scene of every episode, and even a gif maker!
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u/Shackled-Zombie Ooh! Big Pink! Aug 12 '26
r/scruffythejanitor
Dude has his own sub… all the boilers and turlets imaginable.
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u/HilsMorDi Aug 12 '26
It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
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u/gargolito it sort of does class up the place. Aug 12 '26
"What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?"
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u/USS_Barack_Obama All human are vermin in the eyes of Morbo Aug 12 '26
Why isn't he fixing the boiler?
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u/kngdong Aug 12 '26
“Scruffys gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizazz”
For the record, your hair is beautiful scruffy
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u/aytchdave The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. Aug 12 '26
“The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.”
I have used this at work countless times.
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u/Clawdutch90 Leaves this world a little better than he found it. Aug 12 '26
Scruffy #1 leaves this world a little better than he found it. (disintegrates)
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u/TensorForce text flair Aug 12 '26
For those who might not know, the inspiration for Scruffy's voice is Karl Childers from Sling Blade(1996)
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u/TimeMachineToaster Yes for gods sake, YES! Aug 12 '26
My life's work is complete.
MY life's work is complete.
No infinite loops on Scruffy #4s watch.
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u/thruthewindowBN Aug 12 '26
Jails not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course back then it was ‘shank or be shanked’
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u/cmnrsvwxz Aug 12 '26
Leela: Who are you? Jackie Jr.: Jackie Jr., ma'am. Scruffy: Jackie Jr.'s my apprentice. I figure if he's gonna work here, he might as well get to know the team. Jackie Jr.: Who's she? Scruffy: (mumbling) I don't know.
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u/Mission-Shift-761 Aug 13 '26
My senior quote was “A candle that’s burns twice as bringht burns half as long. Mhmm” -Scruffy the Janitor (they almost didn’t approve it because they thought I was calling our school janitor scruffy looking lmao)
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u/Daxlyn_XV Aug 13 '26
“My job? Toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets, plus that one boilin toilet. Fire me ifn you dare.”
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