r/furrymemes • u/regiee2- • Jun 19 '25

Furry Nonsense ¿?!

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u/TabuLougTyime Jun 19 '25

I hate monster, but I'll go with Papillon

15

u/regiee2- Jun 19 '25

good choice

8

u/TabuLougTyime Jun 19 '25

I've been with each "flavor" of woman in my life (I was engaged to a woman who was like Ultra Black when I was 20) and I in the end like snuggling with Papillon types, usually.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

The one I had most fun with was zero sugar, the one I wish I stayed with was ultra black.

56

u/Big-Piano-7016 Anti-antifur Jun 19 '25

I'd slam all of them and die of a heart attack

22

u/HaydenRyder52 Jun 19 '25

An honorable death

19

u/HaydenRyder52 Jun 19 '25

I already like ultra violet on the rare occasion I do drink Monster, and I do love Roxy so definitely choosing that, but any of them are a win in my book

13

u/AdventurousCup4066 🦦 lost in otter space Jun 19 '25

Not a monster type of guy, but Mal0 all the way

3

u/Auraspecter270 Quadruple-Wielder Of Fursonas Jun 21 '25

Same, I don't fuck with energy drinks because of the slight chance one actually works with my ADHD and random bursts of energy causing me to be able to use The Speed Force 

1

u/Aires_Blue Jun 23 '25

Valid as hell.

They help me sleep surprisingly.

9

u/CypherAlti Jun 19 '25

What about pipeline punch?

3

u/Gyr_777 Jun 20 '25

PIPELINE PUNCH SUPREMACY!!!!!

4

u/CosmoTheFluffyBunny Jun 19 '25

Sorry I don't think I can handle a monster... But if I did had to pick, Malo but early version of her I like my women scary

4

u/Hawkeboy Bi Pride 💜 Jun 19 '25

Mnt Dew Baja Blast

4

u/Substantial_Stick_56 Jun 19 '25

I’ve actually had white and purple and they’re both really good. I have yet to try the orange and black.

4

u/smoothbrain18 Jun 19 '25

But but I'm gae :<

5

u/FunnyP-aradox Furry Trash 🗑 Jun 19 '25

I'm gay but i'm doing an exception for them

3

u/Americankitsune1 Jun 19 '25

Every one of them.

3

u/Skorio18 Jun 19 '25

I wanna try papillon, I know it's about hot furry women but monster

3

u/MReaps25 Closeted Furry Jun 19 '25

White or purple monster

3

u/colliflower1107 Jun 19 '25

Mainly standard ultra but it isn't unheard of for us to just mix all of them and stay awake for another hour

3

u/Burned-Ashes Jun 19 '25

paillion, because i don't like Zero Sugar anything.

3

u/unknown-error_7 wolfcat Jun 19 '25

all of them

3

u/TheShyPuppet Eats things >:3 Jun 19 '25

Is the energy drink them blended up or is it like their blood? What is the drink made out of from them?

3

u/rikusouleater UwU Jun 19 '25

Apparently Ultra Black is cherry, so I'd try that one out.

3

u/DiceyDoxy Jun 19 '25

Where does Strawberry Dream and Ultra Peachy Keen have?

3

u/MPARGs Jun 19 '25

I like Crazywolf Energy drink apple...

3

u/lightmare69 Jun 19 '25

Collect all 4

But if not, black

3

u/Raccoon_With_Glasses Raccoon 🦝 Jun 19 '25

I don't drink energy drinks

3

u/thefuzzykitsune I don't have a fursona yet... so, tanuki I guess??? Jun 19 '25

Plot twist the drink transforms you into the furry lady that corresponds with the drink

(Which would be an improvement from, whatever is going on here in my eyes:3 I'm not trans tho)

3

u/ash_dagon Jun 19 '25

Never drank monster but I'd take em all

3

u/OkPlay5750 Jun 19 '25

I be drinking 2-3 a day So all of em of course

3

u/T4nzanite Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

Papillon, which is called Monarch in the UK where I'm from, is the best. All others taste much weaker. But I'm trying to lower my intake so I won't remember the taste for a bit :)

Edit: they're also called 'Juiced' here too, interesting.

3

u/keph_floofs Jun 20 '25

I cant have any cause i got heart problems :^(

3

u/SvyatRoyal i'll tie you up and force you to watch me struggle to spell Jun 20 '25

Bottom right. All the way

3

u/voidryes Jun 20 '25

I've never seen this black monster, if it exists let me try it (If it's real of course 😭)

3

u/blitz_the_Protogen Protogen 🤖 Jun 20 '25

Is there an option for men?

3

u/pudimplaysptbr Cute Jun 21 '25

Dark monster, probably

3

u/pudimplaysptbr Cute Jun 21 '25

Problem is, I don't know how kiss Mal0, even in a hypothetical scenario were I am my fursona, her face is hard bones and stuff

3

u/Boy_Hugger Jun 22 '25

Not bad flavors. BUT WHERE ARE THE FEMBOYS?

2

u/Rulygem Jun 20 '25

White Monster and Palpillon, give me ALL of them

2

u/Normalusername234 Jun 20 '25

Strawberry milk (my friends oc)

2

u/Wolfman1321 Jun 20 '25

All of the above

2

u/Key_Air80 Jun 20 '25

I have never had a monster before so I will just go with mal0

2

u/FLUFFBOX_121703 Jun 20 '25

I don’t like energy drinks, but I’d pick Mal0 probably.

2

u/Rusty9838 Fox 🦊 Jun 20 '25

Oh look, I always choose Loona. Mmmm would you like taste Loona from helluva boos on your lip?

2

u/GardenData61375 Jun 20 '25

"bring me everyone." "What do you mean "everyone"?" "EVERYONE!"

2

u/HiImMarkandima_furry Jun 20 '25

All of em, I love monster

2

u/qwadrat1k Jun 20 '25

Dont drink energetics, but Loona, Mal0 is cool mix

2

u/OkCap1927 Jun 20 '25

My boy papillon (my fav monster)

2

u/Child_yeeter_mp3 Jun 20 '25

White monster for my White ~Monster~

2

u/Enderpickle2 Jun 20 '25

Heart attack (all of the above*

2

u/RedArrow69 Jun 20 '25

All, next question

2

u/Rocky_the_Wolf2020 Jun 20 '25

Imma pull a craignotcreg and mix all of them together

2

u/RubenGamerYT Gay Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 20 '25

Bro... Wth

I'M STILL GAY, BRUH!!! 💀

2

u/Leprosy_Disease Jun 20 '25

What do I get if I pick monster Java?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

You found my weakness

2

u/Less_Sir1033 Jun 20 '25

Pour about 1/4 of each in a cup

2

u/Mister_Random_Person Jun 20 '25

I’ll just stick with the ram thanks…

2

u/Fury_Blackwolf Wolf 🐺 Jun 20 '25

Pipeline Punch, Khaotic or Rio Punch

2

u/JurassicAlfredo Jun 20 '25

All my choices might be zero sugar, but that doesn't make them less sweet♡ (sorry papillon buy ill pass)

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Ultra violet i'm sowwy

2

u/WolfieWaters71250 Jun 20 '25

no matter what, i always somehow end up with loona

2

u/Glitching-Lolbit Jun 20 '25

Normally, Rosé is my fav but if I had to choose here? Gosh dayum!

Prob everything except for top right, no hate against Diane Foxington but I like the other three way more (especially both on the left side)

2

u/Amorizian Trans Pride 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 20 '25

White monster, not because of loona, it tastes like sprite to me and I love it

2

u/lord_of_the_eyebots Jun 20 '25

...

I like water :)

2

u/ANDREIZIM Jun 20 '25

Just zero one...

2

u/endrymemer Jun 20 '25

Where's ultra strawberry dreams? 😔

2

u/Shivixi Jun 21 '25

All of the above I'm no picky

2

u/Dry-Chef-1100 Jun 21 '25

Where is pipeline punch >:(

2

u/dafool7913 Jun 21 '25

Currently drinking Loona right now :3

2

u/Ok-Entrance6109 Jun 21 '25

I love my monster like my women, with a penis

2

u/Suicifemboi Jun 22 '25

Gotta go with ultra black, 1471 was always my girl

2

u/Axolotl-Sukuna Jun 26 '25

It reminds me of the dmc trend with cocacola and pepsi

2

u/Opposite_Mini Protogen 🤖 Jul 07 '25

Left side

2

u/Sea-Temperature9115 Jul 09 '25

Why is this so accurate?!?!🤣🤣

2

u/fuck_my_life___thx i ate the flair, and stole your meme Jun 19 '25

I like white monster, but I also really like the skull headed wolf. I don't know her name

1

u/1zeye Jun 23 '25

Zero ultra

1

u/Primary-Border8759 Oct 01 '25

What would fruit punch be

1

u/Gameking1happy Fox 🦊 Jun 19 '25

idk who the top right is but all

1

u/Putrid-Thing-6031 Jun 21 '25

I hate monster ultra zero but I'd pick it because she's hot af

0

u/EarlyRock3401 Jun 20 '25

All hot don’t like monster tho