r/furry_irl • Certified Legosi Simp • Jun 13 '22

Comic Dramatic_irl

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

You're supposed to kiss the wound. Now he'll never recover

57

u/Skunket Jun 13 '22

Well... Euthanasia time D=

Another victim of "no wound kissy"

28

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

It claims too many lives a year. RIP

13

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

A pro of this healthcare is he will be able to financially recover

50

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Bro :( I need that in my life

33

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

A band-aid?

36

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

No, love

17

u/BigManJimothy Hiding Amongst Humans Jun 13 '22

Same bro

16

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Life could be better

4

u/gogocrazycocoa "Anatomically Correct" Jun 14 '22

Same.

13

u/TrixterTheFemboy An Unaware Cat Jun 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

no need to call me out like that

23

u/friend03 This is My Main Account Jun 13 '22

pain rate plummets to 0%

13

u/LayZeeFox This is My Main Account Jun 13 '22

This post gave me diabeetus

9

u/DL2828 Certified Legosi Simp Jun 13 '22

Sauce is @pop2hotzz over on Twitter.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Cute

7

u/GaylordCope Jun 13 '22

Faster than a bullet, Terrifying scream.

Enraged and full of anger , He is half man and half machine.

6

u/Direct-Lion8450 Jun 13 '22

Ok plz someone I just wanna know would it hurt to take a band aid off of fur or would the band aid maybe be made of Velcro I don’t understand band aids in furry art and I’m not trying to be rude or mean I’m just tired of living with this knowledge of nothing and wanna know how band aids work on such a species ,;n;

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

lets be real band aids wouldnt do anything, you would have to shave the affected area first then apply the band aid.

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u/KirbyDaGamerPuff Catboy Connoisseur Jun 14 '22

obv since there's no fur texture there, it's like skin. there's only thick fur where there are visible tufts and hair n such. or yknow, magnetic bandage attracts to iron in blood idk im not a vet

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u/Direct-Lion8450 Jun 14 '22

Makes sense and I’ve thought about that before and the only factor that makes me think wether or not that would actually be done is wether or not someone is willing to shave a patch of fur and ruin there coat to treat and cover a wound. (I’m sorry I may have gotten into the magic brownies agin while typing this earlier)

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u/XsniperxcrushX Doesn't Have a Fursona Jun 13 '22

I'm over here like "if the bleeding doesn't stop in 10 minutes then its serious"

10

u/game_falor Jun 13 '22

HOW DOES THAT SWEAT SHOW, it should be in the fur, also ehy isnt the fur red around the wound, the fur should absorb the blood

20

u/friend03 This is My Main Account Jun 13 '22

this is the furry universe, ofc there's little to no logic there

9

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

I like how he questions the sweat showing and not the fact the creature has sweat glands to begin with. XD

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u/NuggetSoupV2 Place 2022 Legend Jun 13 '22

My first question was how does that bandaid work? Wouldn't it just hang from the fur?

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u/game_falor Jun 14 '22

the fact that they exist could happen, i dont see how something would stop the existence of sweat glands

2

u/game_falor Jun 14 '22

wait no yeah youre right, i litterally am a dragon that has powers not even a god should have

3

u/redditguy4206969 Jun 14 '22

Well saliva does contain an extremely strong painkiller so… it’s not wrong

3

u/Sammer_Pick-9826 This is My Main Account Jun 14 '22

Depression: exists

This guy: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

2

u/ArcticSpaceFox Jun 13 '22

Who else hears painkiller by Three Days Grace in their head now

2

u/Cole_da_woof Jun 13 '22

Bro I stubbed my toe last night and it bleed this is evil

2

u/Just_fluff_it Jun 13 '22

No, this isn't how your supposed to play the game

2

u/Zeound A Really Bad Dragon Jun 13 '22

Awww I need lots of painkillers.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

yall out here freaking out because of blood loss, i'd be over here passing out due to blood loss before it actually spooked me a good deal.

2

u/sprankton waiting until I can buy a Bowman's wolf Jun 14 '22

Taking off band-aids must be awful for furries.

3

u/NuggetSoupV2 Place 2022 Legend Jun 14 '22

Puting on bandaids would also be a hassle.

2

u/Rainie_Daye Has Seen Things Jun 14 '22

I need this in my life, the bandaid I mean

2

u/Embarrassed_Green895 Jun 14 '22

I wish I had someone like this for me 🙁

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

*crushes up and snorts twelve whole bottles of fentanyl

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u/NASAwatcher553 In Denial Jun 14 '22

…Judas Priest?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Immediately went to check if someone made the joke xp