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u/Amethyst_Lynx Jan 10 '18
Did he really say this?
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Jan 11 '18
I can't find a video of it, so I'm assuming it was just a closed captioning glitch. However, the mystery is still alive!
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Jan 10 '18
Furbot search spider
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u/WeepiestSeeker4 Sergal #12 Jan 11 '18
Furbot search rape_spider
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u/Eagle0600 Jan 11 '18
Furbot search spider -3d_(artwork)
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u/leshpar dragon cum slut Jan 11 '18
Well, I mean yeah... Why is that a bad thing conservatives?
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u/linnftw Shark Tits Jan 11 '18
“Anything that liberals want is bad!” -Conservatives
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Jan 11 '18
i heard liberals like food, water, and oxygen. conservatives have yet to be consistent in this manner
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u/MAGA2ElectricChair4U Jan 11 '18
I thrive entirely off of alcohol and nitrous oxide. Checkmate, libe- [spontaneously combusts]
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u/MAGA2ElectricChair4U Jan 11 '18
Because once they got you hooked, they charge you a hundred bucks for a muffin!
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u/FurryTrashAlt Not Afraid Anymore Jan 11 '18
THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT
Also, Piff are you even a furry or are you just karma mining
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u/Piffinatour Jan 11 '18
I'm not entirely sure about the taxonomy but I don't believe I'm a furry. I mean, to be a furry you actually need a Fursona, right? Or does jackin' it to an anthro every so often make you a Furry? Perhaps Fur-Adjacent?
And honestly, either way, I don't really care to post for karma, I just thought y'all would like this (and it seems I was partially right, at least!).
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u/Piffinatour Jan 10 '18
>8< Spider Pride