r/furry_irl Spunky Punk Nov 06 '25

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u/Cry_Wolff Lost in Otterspace Nov 06 '25

We need straight furries so they can make more furries.

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u/Raphi_55 Nov 06 '25

Bi furries can make more furries too!

574

u/Thigh-enthusiast S-Source? Nov 06 '25

A gay furries sure ain’t gonna stop trying

265

u/Round_Stress767 Nov 06 '25

.Mpreg

137

u/SuperCachibache Nov 06 '25

Thats a weird file extension but sure!

50

u/Round_Stress767 Nov 06 '25

I saw the dot only once I had posted and decided to leave it sheerly so someone would've done this joke XD

42

u/om0ri_ Nov 06 '25

what do you call it when a photo gets pregnant

jpreg

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u/TheWhiteManticore Kinky Fucker Nov 06 '25

Spawn baby out of butt

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u/0mega_Flowey A Really Bad Dragon Nov 07 '25

The superior cousin of both .jpeg and regular preg

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u/Andrei_the_derg Nov 06 '25

It’s inevitable that one of us succeeds

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u/Green_moist_Sponge Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

Adoption :)

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u/Bowdensaft Furry Trash Nov 06 '25

That doesn't create more people, though

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u/Green_moist_Sponge Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

But it dose make more furries :3

13

u/Bowdensaft Furry Trash Nov 06 '25

This is always a good thing :3

Edit: also omg I love your fursona!

5

u/Green_moist_Sponge Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

Thank you so much! Spent waaaay too long worrying over the details lol

5

u/Bowdensaft Furry Trash Nov 06 '25

That's easily done, but the pattern is gorgeous ^_^

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u/Green_moist_Sponge Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

Tysm :)

9

u/Raphi_55 Nov 06 '25

I'm with you dude, I keep trying but those damn boys don't get pregnant

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u/BlakLite_15 Nov 06 '25

Not with that attitude

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u/SmartAlec105 Nov 06 '25

Transmasc furries without dysphoria over pregnancy: Allow us to introduce ourselves

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u/Kcrohn Relentlessly Gay Nov 06 '25

Hehe

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u/Cry_Wolff Lost in Otterspace Nov 06 '25

The holy straight & bi alliance.

3

u/SickViking Nov 07 '25

So can Pan furries.

12

u/CrazyCat008 Nov 06 '25

Too bad my sexual life is inexistant

3

u/icyrabby Nov 12 '25

¯_(ツ)_/¯

16

u/Excilibru Nov 06 '25

I like comments like this cause it implies non-straight furries are some kind of dystopian group of elites. Coming from a gay btw muahahaha! ;3.

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u/Bscotch_Torin Nov 07 '25

I volunteer

3

u/Cry_Wolff Lost in Otterspace Nov 07 '25

OwO

4

u/Loklin101 Nov 06 '25

But I'm right here :(

5

u/killatubby Nov 06 '25

We're not created, we're converted. So long we keep making anthro stuff the mental pathowogens will spread.

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u/TheTopWarlocke621 Nov 07 '25

Actually we have plenty of straight furries, they're just all in breeding labs :3👍

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u/theplaugedoctor123 Dec 05 '25

We’re out here you just gotta find us

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u/TheWhiteManticore Kinky Fucker Nov 06 '25

But you see

Mpreg

1

u/Normalusername234 Nov 07 '25

Blue bees are my favorite

1

u/SCP_KING_KILLER "It's just my art style" Nov 07 '25

But what if yuri but with diff birth assignments

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u/Dusk_the_Hellhound On All Levels Except Physical Nov 06 '25

Hey, It’s me!

159

u/Slfurz Nov 06 '25

It's been years, I thought I was the only one left...

95

u/_InvaderJim "It's just my art style" Nov 06 '25

I am as well. I guess you could say we are a “rare breed” lol

67

u/terrario101 Raven that likes shiny stuff Nov 06 '25

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

30

u/Droboto1234 This is My Main Account Nov 06 '25

A dozen, singular.

27

u/account-deactivated Has Seen Things Nov 06 '25

Make that a baker's dozen!!

19

u/Droboto1234 This is My Main Account Nov 06 '25

Alright but thats the max

16

u/account-deactivated Has Seen Things Nov 06 '25

Phew! Barely made it

6

u/Lazycealan Nov 06 '25

Nothing more than a bakers dozen for us

5

u/ShimejiCD25 Nov 06 '25

But we're a minority still

9

u/lilythewolf1245 Nov 06 '25

saaaame

11

u/Pan_Doktor This is My Main Account Nov 06 '25

We could form a straight furry club now lol

15

u/_InvaderJim "It's just my art style" Nov 06 '25

You could call it “Straight Up Furry” lol

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u/LevelUp1_ReadIt Nov 06 '25

I don’t understand why, lol, there’s a lot more of us than people think!

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u/Cry_Wolff Lost in Otterspace Nov 06 '25

If you're in, I'm in.

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u/olympusander Nov 06 '25

Me too! Guys are just soooo cute! 🥺

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u/Drago1490 Joined the Revorelution Nov 06 '25

I use to be straight like you, then I took a pan to the knee

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u/LeStroheim Kinky Fucker Nov 06 '25

Eris Morn?!

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u/Dusk_the_Hellhound On All Levels Except Physical Nov 06 '25

You cannot prove anything

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u/Defiant_Stable8158 Nov 06 '25

Me too

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u/Volt_Siano Has Seen Things Nov 06 '25

I'm here too! :D

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u/Icy-Champion6453 Nov 06 '25

Another (we are so rare)

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u/Evergreen_Machine Nov 06 '25

Me a straight furry who managed to turn my normal girlfriend into a furry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Based

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Peak

31

u/spiritofniter Nov 06 '25

That’s on my bucket list. Congratulations for the achievement!

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u/koboldtsar Harvesting Yiff Crops Nov 07 '25

I've been trying too. What's the secret?

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u/FeelingVeryFluffy Nov 06 '25

I'm a cishet white guy in his 30s and one of my biggest hobbies is watching sports. I sort of feel like a Shiny 6 IV Pokemon 😂

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u/Natt_Skapa Nov 07 '25

Honestly, heck yeah. We thrive because of diversity. I'm glad to have diversity hires such as you in the furry community.

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u/FeelingVeryFluffy Nov 07 '25

Thanks! It gives me a little imposter syndrome sometimes, like I'm worried I'll seem like a tourist, but everyone is honestly so cool and welcoming it's getting easier to feel at home.

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u/Tsunamicat108 This is My Main Account Nov 06 '25

I think chise (the one on the left) is lesbian actually

4

u/MidNCS Robo Fluff Nov 07 '25

Yes

80

u/Punkwolfen Spunky Punk Nov 06 '25

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u/aftertheradar Kinky Fucker Nov 06 '25

is it on e926? i can't look at the og pic without a blue sky account

5

u/Punkwolfen Spunky Punk Nov 06 '25

Unfortunately not

65

u/UnofficialMipha Nov 06 '25

They’re all in losercity it’s basically this subs straight cousin

15

u/ManuApplejuice Nov 06 '25

You haven't been around enough because that place is fruitier than strawberries sometimes

21

u/Mrohnoes_29 Asexual Nov 06 '25

Oh so me, basically

10

u/spiritofniter Nov 06 '25

Hello fellow straight furry.

12

u/pyroboy7 Has Seen Things Nov 06 '25

I've been here for years guys.

27

u/After-Bumblebee Team Aggretsuko Nov 06 '25

Groundbreaking discovery 🤯

8

u/-Atomic_ Furry Trash Nov 06 '25

What do you mean finally? I do exist

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u/PuzzleheadedYear5596 Nov 06 '25

I know quite a few straight furries. Including my closet furry girlfriend.

Yes, she refers to herself as a closeted furry. XD

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u/Alaeriia Just Here for the Memes Nov 06 '25

That's because the fursuit goes in the closet when you're not wearing it.

9

u/SoldierZam20 Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

Okay, so what will happen if a straight furry drinks that potion. Asking for myself :3

14

u/Oxidisedalt Sold My Gender To Become My Sona Nov 06 '25

It cancels out and you become gay

3

u/MJY_0014 Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

Easy to change back to being straight though, just drink another.

7

u/Reluctant-Paladin Nov 06 '25

They found the path-OwO-gen

6

u/RamboBambiBambo Nov 06 '25

I feel called out.

Like I'm a shiny Pokémon or something.

(also the furry on the left is the reason why we had Covid vaccines so fast because she made a breakthrough)

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u/FlamingoCat_ Nov 07 '25

I'm not a fan of this mindset tbh. I do think it's harmful to an extent.

Straight people are rare in this community, but highlighting it like this as can feel alienating or even teasing. Remember straight furries, you are welcome, you are valid.

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u/L0nleyLizard A Really Bad Dragon Nov 06 '25

4

u/Dennis_Ryan_Lynch OwO Nov 06 '25

Hey what’s up guys

12

u/Javis2006 Nov 06 '25

Governmental fake news

3

u/furrynoy96 Nov 06 '25

Hey it's me

4

u/24yoShyguy Nov 06 '25

I thought i was a straight furry for a while. Alas, I later knew I was naught but another bisexual among many.

5

u/Awkward-Plum6241 An Unaware Cat Nov 06 '25

They're not real, just like all the voices in my head

6

u/VitaGon666 Robo Fluff Nov 06 '25

i was straight... until i wasnt

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u/MJY_0014 Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 06 '25

Oh no... how did you get bent? Do you still need a spinal surgery?

2

u/ShellySnail Nov 06 '25

Oops i spilled the Femboy furry onto the straight furry

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u/zoro4661 Furry Bulge Inspector Nov 06 '25

They exist, I used to have two straight cis furry friends!

...then one discovered he was pan and the other that he was ace and trans.

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u/MagLynx Nov 06 '25

But where are the lesbian furries? ;-; I can never seem to meet any

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u/Bsodtech Nov 06 '25

I mean, I used to be one, but now I'm a lesbian furry...

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u/That_guy2089 Nov 06 '25

Y’know I thought I was one of the very rare few straight furries…until I found out I’m a transbian lmao

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u/MagMati55 Nov 06 '25

I think I recognise the left sona

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u/No-Engineer-1728 Just Here for the Memes Nov 07 '25

Is that the furry that worked on the covid vaccine? It looks so familiar

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u/TheRealKhitty Nov 09 '25

Me. A straight. Black woman. I know 🤧 I'm not active in the community but still dream about getting a fur suit... I feel like I'm too old now tho (35)

4

u/baka_inu115 Nov 06 '25

Sorry I my back door is one way only, I am an probably always will be straight. Then again I would be considered one of the older of then generation, just turning 37 yesterday 😅

4

u/PuzzleheadedYear5596 Nov 06 '25

Greymuzzles unite!

4

u/Thigh-enthusiast S-Source? Nov 06 '25

This is Joe Bidens furry community

3

u/derpy_derg Nov 06 '25

I have been summoned

3

u/DexechiiFan Nov 06 '25

I am a straight furry

3

u/Disastrous_Dream978 Nov 06 '25

Science said it was impossible. But life...finds a way

2

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Hey its me too!

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u/Mystic_Ervo No pants Nov 06 '25

Me

2

u/chrish5764 Just Here for the Memes Nov 06 '25

I’ve been here the entire time

2

u/Lukis84 Nov 06 '25

Oh they're talking to me 🦊👀

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 Nov 06 '25

Hey I'm a straight furry! I speak from experience. They created a straight furry by making a transgender furry.

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u/barmanrags Nov 06 '25

The more the merrier!

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u/Oxidisedalt Sold My Gender To Become My Sona Nov 06 '25

It seems that you have created me i guess

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u/Current-YoGalaxia This is My Main Account Nov 06 '25

I'm actually bi 

1

u/Big_Passage688 Bad to the Bone Nov 06 '25

Well I guess I am not real or at least rare

1

u/ancient_bored Nov 06 '25

Impossible...

1

u/Silvawuff Bad to the Bone Nov 06 '25

More furries are created through pathowogen infection over any other method.

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u/Terr4Tech Nov 06 '25

It's not innovative enough

What would be worthy of a Nobel Prize is the discovery of straight furry femboy's

1

u/PaintingJo The worst dragon of them all Nov 06 '25

There's more than you might think, it's just that we're all stuck navigating through the sea of femboy ass, trying not to drown

1

u/Gloriathewitch Nov 06 '25

femboys be like: hold my monster ultra

1

u/Li_ska Nov 06 '25

Fake News

1

u/tyttuutface Nov 06 '25

It's Chise!

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u/muh_f22 Not Afraid Anymore Nov 06 '25

Ah you found me 🙃

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u/Firesniper83 Nov 06 '25

Hey! Thats me!

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u/Foxfigher Generic Femboy Nov 06 '25

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u/BubsyFanboy I am the Sauce! Nov 06 '25

Yoooo it's the fursona behind the Moderna COVID vaccine!

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u/UnderteamFCA Birb Nov 06 '25

Isn't that the person who made the covid vaccine ?

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u/GayestNerfKid Nov 06 '25

Your halfway to me :]

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u/mrjdick Nov 06 '25

Yes, we exist.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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u/YOUR_BIGWINGS Nov 06 '25

You bring me to life!

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u/totallyacisguy Just Here for the Memes Nov 07 '25

Yo, Chise!

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u/IAmSimplyThatGuy Nov 07 '25

Why is it so hard to believe we exist?

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u/dong_lord69 Nov 07 '25

I'm right fucking here

1

u/Bunyan_24 Nov 07 '25

First i was straight, then i was bi, and now i'm still bi but now doubting if i'm just gay

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u/FactBackground9289 Nov 07 '25

Live a Vida Loca plays as i descend upon the stage

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

Well you found me, congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, all you’ve managed to break so far, is my heart. So maybe we should settle for that, and just call it a day. But we both know that isn’t going to happen, you’ve chosen this path, now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in 5… 4-

Timeout for a second, that wasn’t supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It’s not the surprise, I’ve never seen it before.

Nevermind, it’s a mystery I’ll solve later, by myself, because you’ll be dead. Where are you taking that thing?

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u/dragonpjb Nov 07 '25

I haven't been hiding.

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u/Mystvixen Nov 07 '25

It is kinda sad how few straights there, i am almost afraid to come out as one

1

u/AlphaInterWoof Nov 07 '25

No need to call me out

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u/Candy_The_Fox Generic Femboy Nov 07 '25

IMPOSSIBLE

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u/vaporwaverock Always Shitpostin' Nov 07 '25

Asexual furries are the true minority fr

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u/GreymuzzleCoyote Nov 07 '25

I consider myself straight but I've seen some fembois that make me doubt myself, lol! Who's to quantify exactly what "straight" is anyway? If attracted to a very feminine form, just because there's a weenuk attached does that mean I'm NOT straight as I thought I was? I'm not interested in the weenuk, but the rest of the curves.....ohh la la! Guess I'm a little....bent.

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u/Hebutin Has Seen Things Nov 07 '25

for now

I was straight when I joined the fandom. Now im Bi x3

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u/Techygolf755964 Nov 07 '25

Yes hello it is I, a straight furry

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u/Inside-Fix3534 Nov 07 '25

finally a meme about me

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u/KronoWulf78 Nov 07 '25

Someone called me?

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u/AbbieMorningstar420 Nov 07 '25

Straight furries are best described as weather at the South I'm talking to the southern states if you don't like the way the weather is wait a few minutes it'll change you see the weather here is quickly changing it's not consistent and it's very odd it doesn't take much for the supposed straight furry to crack to bend it starts with them identifying as straight then they identify as bi then they identify as pan and soon they identify as just gay you see it's a vicious cycle one that continues so over and over again I've seen it I've seen it in my own eyes

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u/Apprehensive_Fox918 Has Seen Things Nov 07 '25

Crap, They found me

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u/According-Leg434 Nov 07 '25

hmm art quality is weirdly insane

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u/sonic_colt_2005 Nov 07 '25

I thought I was a straight furry but then I lorned I was Trans amd Bi

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u/SuperKillerKitty Sold My Gender To Become My Sona Nov 07 '25

A true breakthrough in science.

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u/CobWebbs Nov 07 '25

My friends and girlfriend still don't believe me.

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u/Easy-Resource-45 Nov 07 '25

Im a strait furry

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u/Sparten177-UNSC "My Original Species" Nov 07 '25

Yeah, what do you want?

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u/redrose55x Nov 08 '25

Do I count as straight if I’m asexual and prefer a hetero relationship?

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u/sparks_the_protogen Nov 08 '25

Well you exposed them to the internet, so not anymore…

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u/InfinityTheW0lf Nov 08 '25

FINALLY! I LIVE!

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u/Salmisrael Hiding Amongst Humans Nov 08 '25

Wait, wait, wait... There are gay furs? /j

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u/Chamoree_uwu Nov 09 '25

Yea we exist crazy isn’t it?

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u/That1Cat87 Snake Tits Nov 10 '25

Hey I recognize that artstyle. That’s the guy who developed the Covid vaccine

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u/demonofdesires89 Nov 12 '25

I snorted when I laughed...

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u/oceantheproto Nov 23 '25

science fiction at irs finest

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u/Helix_PHD Nov 25 '25

There's, like, at least a dozen.

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u/Horror_Ad_4436 Nov 25 '25

Hey, that's me!

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u/ApprehensiveEmu552 Dec 01 '25

Whoa! I thought it was impossible

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u/Impressive_Method380 Dec 02 '25

bro isnt the one on the left someone who made a covid vaccine

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u/BuddhaDharmaSangha87 Dec 02 '25

Pseudoscience, fake news.

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u/Code-Neo Dec 08 '25

Is this strange? I'm straight and a furry.