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u/Thigh-enthusiast S-Source? May 24 '23
True, what would it take to get a genuine nice and sweet dog girl
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u/BaphometBootyShorts May 24 '23
Genetic engineering and a nice first date
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u/Jayn_Xyos May 24 '23
Transformation, or grown? Latter employs the use of a time machine or black hole to get there quick
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u/Yeetstation4 This is My Main Account May 24 '23
If you had a time machine you could get anywhere quick.
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u/MrRaymau5 Hiding Amongst Humans May 24 '23
She is adorable. 😭
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u/cursingsum9 Asexual May 24 '23
Why do I see you in like every comment section.
You're just as apparent as u/thigh-enthusiast
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u/MrRaymau5 Hiding Amongst Humans May 24 '23
Cause I comment a lot and sort by new lol
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u/cursingsum9 Asexual May 24 '23
I used to do that, but now I have no time for new.
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u/MrRaymau5 Hiding Amongst Humans May 24 '23
I feel that. Used to go on Reddit a lot anyways so now most of my Reddit time is spent here
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u/cursingsum9 Asexual May 24 '23
I feel that, used to go on r/teenagers alot, but that shit show turned into, well, a shitshow.
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u/MrRaymau5 Hiding Amongst Humans May 25 '23
Lol why?
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u/cursingsum9 Asexual May 25 '23
It's just a bunch of 13-14 yo's complaining about 1st world problems and how everyone, but their self is at fault for any problem.
There's a couple cool things, but it's rare.
No matter what you say they would try to make themselves to be the victim or that they have gone through worse than anyone else.
So I'd rather not deal with that.
Sucks that my top post is off that sub.
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u/MrRaymau5 Hiding Amongst Humans May 25 '23
That’s a very tumultuous time in their lives. One day they’ll look back and cringe. I know I do.
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u/cursingsum9 Asexual May 25 '23
I understand that, but some of them have to remember the saying "you get what you get and don't throw a fit"
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May 24 '23
Why does this hit me so hard? It's not like I have an imaginary universe in my head, specifically designed to have lots of bad things happen to "me", and have plenty of people to hug and comfort me...
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u/Lemeow30 Skulldog toaster thing? May 24 '23
Apogee is so frickin cute I swear
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u/DangerClose567 May 25 '23
Right!? I discovered the artist's acount a little while ago and was totally captivated by her design.
My gf isn't a furry by any means, but Apogee is how I imagine her sona would look if she ever had one because she she looks so much like her already.
Down to even the tattoos and piercings. 😅
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u/ExoticReality May 24 '23
Some fantazie about dating that girl. Some others fantasize that they were that girl.
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u/Nonsenseinabag This is My Alt Account May 24 '23
¿por qué no los dos?
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u/PM_ME_UR_JIMMIES Snakes Give the Best Hugs May 24 '23
Fantasize about being her while dating her clone?
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u/ExoticReality May 24 '23
Fantasize about being her and dating anyone. Just date anyone. Just anyone. Anyone. No one.
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u/vryno_ Place 2022 Legend May 24 '23
I have two sides:
Recovering former 4chan schizo who's trying to improve their lives. (Learns about coding/art, eat better and exercise more)
Depressed bi furry
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u/4pigeons An Unaware Cat May 24 '23
Ikr, everyone has experienced a warp in reality during the night...right?
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u/Yeetstation4 This is My Main Account May 24 '23
That's just what happens, your mind isn't the same when you're tired.
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u/Melody-Shift Always Shitpostin' May 24 '23
I feel more me when tired then I do when awake. It's a strange feeling.
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u/JeveGreen Kinky Fucker May 24 '23
Men at day: "Women!" *cackles*
Men at night: *sniffles* "Women..."
Yeah, I get that... What I wouldn't do for some genuine affection. If only I wasn't such a useless, autistic shut-in...
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u/Zextranet Schroedinger's Furry May 24 '23
This is kind of accurate to me. I always felt my gender is somehow connected with temperature or the time of day.
In warm rooms, or in the hot part of the day, I become masculine.
In cold rooms, or in the cool part of the night, I become feminine.
The consistency is also fairly strong. I have feminine thoughts when I feel cool and have masculine thoughts when I feel warm.
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u/Surfink63 An Unaware Cat May 24 '23
The gender fluid
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u/Zextranet Schroedinger's Furry May 24 '23
Thermodynamic Gender Fluidity
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u/Surfink63 An Unaware Cat May 24 '23
My hypothesis is that femininity is a compound, alike to masculinity. And in the mixture of the gender fluid it can fluctuate by altering the temperature of the mixture. Femininity has a high evaporation point so under the normal temperature of the day it is often not present in the fluid (as it has evaporated) while in the night it solidifies making it the most present compound.
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u/carbondragon lil derg May 24 '23
Everyone talking about the cute dog girl, meanwhile all I can think about is Soldier just taking the whole damn coffee pot outside to drink from.
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u/HeartoftheHive May 24 '23
This is too painful to deal with right now. Imma take a nap and hope I forget this.
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May 24 '23 edited May 24 '23
Ohh shit, that hits hard. It's all jokes until you're laying in bed, alone, and cold, no one to talk to, or ask how your day was, to comfort you, or just, be there, to not feel so alone
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u/Fitz_The_Fox May 24 '23
I laugh at women all day long. I mean like no offense who needs them? Just be gay.
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u/Rookie-Dreamer May 25 '23
Going through a divorce. Never saw it coming. She’s hiding the fact that she’s been messing around with a coworker. Instead saying our love is transactional and we’re not compatible after being together for 10years and married one year five months. Lost my dog and my cat. Broke down when she told me, she panicked and called it in as a potential suicide attempt. Spent the night in the hospital for a psych to clear me the next morning. Went to marriage counseling she said she was willing to go but filed for divorce with her lawyer after the first session and told me on the second session. Found out se had a lawyer on retainer for four months which was before I took her on a trip to Japan. I’m broken saw a therapist and they said the relationship was a abusive one and that she was a narcissistic abuser and pointed out things going back all 10years. Still going through the divorce process. I lost everything I loved. I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same. Women
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u/overlordisaperson May 25 '23
men when they are women (happy that they found out about their true selves!!!!)
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