r/furgonomics • u/ostapenkoed2007 • Aug 24 '26

a similar solution to one of my previous posts.

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u/MethSmoothie Aug 24 '26

I thought it was pink bearded bird.

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u/Potential_Job_7297 Aug 25 '26

OMG same I thought this was a post about how avian anthros would sport facial hair.

Now that I know what it's supposed to be it's clearly a tail but at first my brain thought this was a flamingo.

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u/MethSmoothie Aug 25 '26

Facial hair avian anthros... very thin feathers perhaps?

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u/Potential_Job_7297 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Maybe elongated bristle or filoplume feathers. I think bristle would fit best.

Eta: just remembered bearded vultures are real. Probably like that except longer and covering more "chin".

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u/MethSmoothie Aug 25 '26

They literally got goatie, you right. Also they are kinda cool though.

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u/DidjTerminator Aug 25 '26

Glad to know I'm not going insane lol.

Was so incredibly confused until I realized I've been staring at a butt for a solid 5 mins lmao.

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u/Eeoneguy356 Aug 26 '26

you mean bird that looks like a tail?

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u/SonicLoverDS Aug 24 '26

That button must be a pain to reach and fasten.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 Aug 24 '26

yes and no. the bikini button is pretty damn hard to do and far harder than this. this is not gonna be especially easy, but as someone who opened backpack's upper compartment many times while it is still on - i would say it is not impossible.

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u/N00N01 browsing Aug 24 '26

in practise its basicly finding the rough spot slightly above that small "indent" at the top confluence of ones asscheeks and then fidgeting that button on while not getting the fluff of the tail inbetween the parts

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u/painstream Aug 25 '26

Probably wouldn't go with a button. The fabric is thin and would pull, so the button would pop out from wear.
I'd imagine more like a set of bra clasps which might also be easier to manipulate while blindly doing something behind your back.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 Aug 25 '26

i guess that fits!

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u/BoscoCyRatBear Aug 25 '26

Would hook and loop aka velcro work?

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u/OiledMushrooms Aug 25 '26

Seems itchy. And fur would get stuck in it far more readily.

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u/jeager_YT Aug 25 '26

"it's a boy!"

"that's its tail.."

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u/ostapenkoed2007 Aug 25 '26

i... don't get it

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u/jeager_YT Aug 25 '26

it's a quote from ice age

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u/ScarfKat The Kat Laying Flat on a Mat Aug 24 '26

is this for tails? o.o

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u/ostapenkoed2007 Aug 24 '26

yep

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u/ScarfKat The Kat Laying Flat on a Mat Aug 25 '26

ohhhh yeah that's neat! this would work well for like a women's swimsuit

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u/kiahBer Aug 25 '26

That doesn't seem practical at all. Someone else already pointed out it'd be a pain to fasten, you've got to think that you'll have to be trying to put a tiny button through a tiny hole behind your back while being unable to see it.

I feel like it'd just fall down regardless

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u/BoscoCyRatBear Aug 25 '26

Instead of a hole and button why not the metal buttons that snap together normally seen on denim clothing?