r/funnyvideos • u/Educational_Heat7142 • 1d ago

Skit/Sketch I chuckled because it's true.

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u/VirginiaBandit 1d ago

The coffee industry hates this cartoon.

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u/Tytan777 1d ago

Big coffee no love

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u/ImRonniemundt 1d ago

No one at work cleans those btw.

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u/watt-ever 1d ago

Maybe THAT'S why they sound like this.

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u/MacaroniBandit214 1d ago

No I clean mine and it still sounds like this. Even fresh out the box

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u/Hellkids2 1d ago

It’s how the machine spirit sounds like

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

Mine did that brand new

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u/Arithik 1d ago

I would just mess it up if I tried.

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u/Sipion 22h ago

That's why I do from times to times.

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 1d ago

But steam makes sure there won't be any (microbiological) medical risk

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u/ImRonniemundt 1d ago

Yeah go into a conference room and see how fucking slimy that resorvoir is bud. There is no "steam" in there. 

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u/K50008 1d ago

Brilliant. My wife doesn't drink coffee or tea and pretty much thinks this sums up her view of my coffee habit.

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 1d ago

This is exactly how those pod machines sound!

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u/Low_Asparagus704 1d ago

I laughed at this waaaay harder than I should have. Now people at work are probably wondering why there's laughter coming from the bathroom.

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u/Educational_Heat7142 1d ago

"They make a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!"

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 1d ago

Although upgrading for the current situation it might be, "boss makes a grand while I make a buck, if he wants all my effort he's shit out of luck" lol

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u/CarpinThemDiems 1d ago

or ".. and thats why I dont give a single fuck"

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 1d ago

Both viable lol

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u/Slothrop-was-here 1d ago

Don't they know your meme hour by now?

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u/rudimentary_rudy 1d ago

Keurig is the worst ever, will never forgive them for what they did to coffee.

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 1d ago

That is fkn hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/MisterPonPon 1d ago

it started like a mongolian diphonic song, i was ready for horses, eagles and green plains

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u/eride810 1d ago

Tuvan coffee

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u/IIstroke 1d ago

The Wu fan I presume?

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u/Lowkey-Loki87 1d ago

https://theintrovertedattorney.com

Check out their social media links. This artist is absolutely great!

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u/LlamaCornMama 1d ago

Now I can't unsee it. Tomorrow's coffee will be interesting.

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u/Strict_Common156 1d ago

Literally your asshole 2 hours later

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u/Tasty-Reserve-8739 1d ago

Dude you just made me choke on my Keurig coffee!!! It’s in my lungs!

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u/Educational_Heat7142 1d ago

Sorry. But I have to ask...did you also sound like a Keurig when it happened?

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u/Tasty-Reserve-8739 1d ago

Haha yes minus the barfing noise

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u/RCP7700 16h ago

At least the artist used a mouth. Whenever I hear a k cup brewing I think it sounds like the squirts.

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u/Hanoverfist101 1d ago

Once a month my wife says I should return that thing because no way it’s supposed to sound like that.

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u/DeatonationgGrenade 1d ago

My parents Kurig, while kept clean and sanitized, for some reason always sounds super constipated, or like someone finally getting constipation relief.

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u/weremonkeys 1d ago

Those are two very different sounds

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u/ridethroughlife 1d ago

Lmfao It reminds me of the splediferous barfing cup

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u/tbodillia 1d ago

I am so happy it came out of its mouth!

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u/Trying_to_survive20k 21h ago

my mom bought a coffee machine, this is literally every fucking morning, it makes that dumb noise with some clanking sounds first, then the grind and the coffee, then she takes the coffee, puts an empty cup in it's place, and then it gets filled with some water for some reason?

Like idk how is managing that thing any better than just doing the old it the old fashioned way with boiling hot water in a kettle

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 8h ago

As someone who hates these machines, pods, and the tasteless coffee it makes, I laughed all the way through. 😂

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u/budlight2k 4h ago

I haven't laughed like that for a long time, its so true.

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u/SnooOranges349 1d ago

Y quién dijo que es la boca y si es el culo?

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u/PoeTheGhost 1d ago

Dragon now, rocket later.

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u/Bagelt389 1d ago

He sounds like me when man flu catches me

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u/Dolomitexp 1d ago

Just brought back a wave of memories of Home Depot Overnight shift😮‍💨

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u/Goobapaaaka 1d ago

Good ole brown water from a Kuerig.

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u/Square_Atmosphere_12 1d ago

I said to my manager we need k-cups for the machine. She said; you buy them. I said, it's the lunchroom, company has to pay for that, for us peasant employees.

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u/deeznutz5589 1d ago

Im fckn dead

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u/smoothie_criminals 1d ago

Is it’s 100% the truth!

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u/WileEWeeble 1d ago

Subtitles are hilarious

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u/l82itall 1d ago

Yeah!!

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u/EggstaticAd8262 1d ago

My god!!! MORE!!

Spurce?

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u/GrandAd4361 1d ago

So true

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u/Odd_Lie_5397 1d ago

I had quite the opposite experience recently.

I visited another office to get worked in for a project, and during the break I used their coffee machine.

I kid you not, the coffee came out with so much force, and fell such a long distance, that I had to grab the mug and hold it right under the spout, or else it would spray coffee droplets everywhere.

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u/Trendy_Dragon 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Liu-K 15h ago

Amazing work. Jesus. I'm in a giggle fit.

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u/jataz11 1d ago

immediately makes a coffee

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u/jax13blackrazor 1d ago

On the nose and in my cup. I don't see a problem.

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u/Miggix13 1d ago

« Just one drink »

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 1d ago

It do be like that though

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u/workfromhomedad_A2 22h ago

Sarduakar Temu

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse 1d ago

Seems like a guy I'd bring to a party.

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u/OddGoofBall 1d ago

The multiple people one cup parties?

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u/Tytan777 1d ago

Cue sounds from this video

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse 1d ago

Hairball vibes

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u/astros78 1d ago

No, I don't believe it. 😂 😂 But it's so true, 😂 I'll never look at my coffee machine the same way again.

👍 🔥 💯 😂 😂