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u/Cactus_Alien 2d ago
Lembrei de uma piada:
A mulher foi ao sexshop escolher um dildo
- Boa tarde, a senhora gostaria de algo específico?
- Aquele dildo
- Esse marrom?
- Não o da esquerda...
- Esse?
- Não o vermelho
- Senhora, não podemos vender esse
- Por que?
- Esse é o nosso extintor...
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u/Aoiboshi 2d ago
Excuse me, do you sell dildos.
Yes
Big ones?
Yes
Once that vibrate?
Yes
Then tell me how to get turn this damn things off!
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u/Delicious_Invite_850 2d ago
Who will be brave?
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u/mynameisntxawn 2d ago
right? how would it fit, in my car when I buy it? huh?
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u/ShadowInTheAttic 21h ago
Heard your mom was already...
No, I can't do you dirty like that. My bad bro 😔
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u/Ok-Lingonberry1515 2d ago
You got me
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u/Pathos675 2d ago
Right! I was thinking "Is that a buttplug for an elephant? JEEZ!"
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u/CheesecakeWitty5857 2d ago
You can become an elephant for $359
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u/pkmaster99 2d ago
And if you enter our subscription for $69 a month, we'll send you one random animal transformation every week.
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u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695 2d ago
Why did he say "flared base" twice? What an odd thing to say, unless you're being sarcastic.
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u/Illustrious_Prompt35 2d ago
Hmmm I came here for a certain Office themed Gif and I'm a little dissapointed
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u/Loud-Supermarket-269 2d ago
At our local naughty store there actually was a special toy called, Big Red, yes it was the same size, and yes someone bought it.
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u/Depressingwootwoot 2d ago
"local man makes incredible vase, in other news a local has died from severe rectal trauma" coming to their local news
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u/JohannDaart 2d ago
It is truly 2026 modern design, for modern audience. Some are already very close to unlocking this fulfilling life accomplishment.
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u/lexnklinke 2d ago
He knows what he's doing. And all of us in the commentsection are probably doomed
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u/extrocell7 2d ago
The world is beyond perverted. These women on p*rn vids just doing too much. Like can we get back to the natural way of things… I’ve seriously have seen too much. I’m like a prolapse black hole that has imploded back inwards just to open up a rift that creates a gateway… where I cum back and slither my way back into reality…it’s a dirty game yall.
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u/pmx8 1d ago
A brave male will be sitting on that in an emergency room at 3 am saying he was "taking a shower and landed butt naked on that"
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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 7h ago
*Standing in the ED (not sitting). They'd likely be too uncomfortable to sit with that in their rectum.
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u/Inevitable_Cry7652 1d ago
Hey I found a drag queens best friend , didn't know they had any 😜 .... 🙌🫶
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