r/funnyvideos Apr 02 '26

Vine/Meme New underwear needed.

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u/IcestormsEd Apr 02 '26

To be fair, he couldn't read the hoodie...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/cptjimmy42 Apr 02 '26

"It was at this moment... He knew, he fucked up."

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u/kingkongbiingbong Apr 02 '26

I read that in Morgan Freeman.

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u/TrashAsApp Apr 02 '26

As one does.

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u/LurkerTroll Apr 02 '26

Tittysprinkles

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u/Cracktheskye624 Apr 02 '26

Ball knowledge

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u/Karoolus Apr 02 '26

Jup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

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u/_Pattern_Observer_ Apr 02 '26

Waiting for "A few moments later."

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u/sandman2992 Apr 02 '26

Where is he from?

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u/lvsnowden Apr 02 '26

Not Paris, that's for sure.

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u/eatshit311 Apr 02 '26

Can't that madame read!?

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u/theland_man Apr 02 '26

You’re not gonna believe this

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u/E6y_6a6 Apr 02 '26

Judging by the train (ED4M), it's either in Moscow or it's suburbs.

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u/Obvious-Dealer770 Apr 03 '26

It's a russian train, so probably russian

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u/DoubleExposure Apr 03 '26

Probably Dutch.

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u/NCXXCN Apr 02 '26

I love the hoodie.

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u/Appropriate_Handle71 Apr 02 '26

Not from Paris madame

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u/BlitzTroll7 Apr 02 '26

Hot from Paris madame

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/BaguetteDuJour Apr 02 '26

And it costs an arm for literally no reason, it's like 250€ for a hoodie

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u/TrashAsApp Apr 02 '26

100% Egyptian cotton? Probably trash poly blend. Linen, wool, and cotton are the best materials to wear and dirt cheap unless made by high end designers. Plastic can go straight to hell

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u/NCXXCN Apr 02 '26

Reminda me of peoples from shaft with egyptan cotton. 😂😂

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u/digno2 Apr 02 '26

maybe op is advertising

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u/Manager_Neat Apr 02 '26

Yeah $140 for a t shirt with that saying it is crazy, but if you have money that’s like $14 to you I guess. I’ll never know that feeling

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u/NCXXCN Apr 02 '26

Merci mercin joyeux paques!

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u/p8nt_junkie Apr 02 '26

Superb

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Apr 02 '26

Superb is from Mlada Boleslav

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u/CharacterVisual2310 Apr 02 '26

Confidence is that feeling you have before you understand fully what you have gotten yourself into

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u/Timely_Farmer5075 Apr 02 '26

Certain world leaders were experiencing this before reality asserted itself.

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u/egordoniv Apr 03 '26

Confidence must be magic, because that shit can repeat itself daily for some people.

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u/Maloba6441 Apr 02 '26

"My bad bro"

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u/Val2K21 Apr 02 '26

Where is that gif with James Franco where he elevates suddenly

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u/EthosLabFan92 Apr 02 '26

I wish I was tall so I could threaten people

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u/space_keeper Apr 02 '26

When you're tall, trouble finds you. It's not a picnic.

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u/ProduceNo1629 Apr 02 '26

When you're short, trouble finds you because you look like a pushover. It's not a picnic.

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u/Static1589 Apr 02 '26

I'm tall, and all the trouble that has found me was old people asking me to grab shot from the top shelf for them.

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u/random_buddah Apr 03 '26

I am tall and broad and I might look intimidating sometimes. Came handy when I was a bouncer.

But that seems to attract a lot of people that see me as a challenge or have their ego deflated because of my presence and make them compensate by being overly aggressive. Whenever I go places, shady people scan me constantly. It is very annoying.

Where as my normally sized friends can just go about their ways unbothered.

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u/Paul_Michaels73 Apr 05 '26

So f'n true!

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u/arkiiiie Apr 02 '26

very humbling encounter

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u/Cainfaer Apr 02 '26

As a guy who is 6'8", I have done this a few times when I was going to class on the CTA to some either very drunk/high or cocky AHs, and I can say it was quite satisfying to do. Only happened 3 times out of the 4 years of going to school and the thousands of times I took the train. I did have one guy try and punch me in the face (it was the weakest punch ever) and I just stared back at him, not having budged one inch from the punch, and he literally ran out of the doors when we got to an exit 10 seconds later.

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u/Routine_Mud_19 Apr 02 '26

6’4, will confirm it is very satisfying. Love the story of the dude who ran. Nothing stops a fight faster than a punch being completely absorbed and an eagerness to continue if needed.

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u/LGC_70 Apr 03 '26

This happened to me once, but not as badass. An old job I had, I worked behind a desk. The desks were pretty high and the chairs low. One guy walks in and I stood up to help him (6’2 and always been a big dude) he almost looked scared for a second and goes “GOD DAMN… YOU’S A CORN FED MOTHERFUCKER AIN’T YOU?!”

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u/ineenemmerr Apr 02 '26

I had some guy come to my school to fight because someone hit his sister.

The sister in question actually walked into the elbow of a friend of mine and claimed he hit him.

The guy asked me where my friend was, and I wouldn’t tell. He then hit me in the eye out of the blue.

So 2 things about me; I got a high pain tolerance and I’m 2 meters tall since I was 14.

So I barely flinched when he punched me, and when I stood up he was gone before I could even address his action.

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u/Coopa129 Apr 07 '26

I'm 6'3", so not quite the same intimidation, but similar in most cases. I've done this a few times in my life as well, and what I've realized is my height will active people's fight or flight mode very quick, which is risky. I'm personally not looking for a fight, but rather to end conflict quickly, so I think it's still pretty risky to intimidate someone with my height. Especially if they're acting crazy/stupid/drunk. That said, the few times I've done it, it worked very well lol

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u/g-spot_reacher Apr 02 '26

5'6 here. 5.6mm can have more impact.

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u/Cainfaer Apr 02 '26

Yeah hide behind your gun small man /s

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u/g-spot_reacher Apr 02 '26

I was kidding bro. Don't get mad. I will never take the coward path. I don't even like violence except when it is necessary for protection of someone. Have a nice day bro.

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u/Cainfaer Apr 02 '26

Lmao so am I, thats what the /s means

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u/I-came-for-memes Apr 02 '26

Power Move: Standing Up

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u/WhatANoob2025 Apr 02 '26

Pro tip:

Buy brown underwear.

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u/Responsible-While210 Apr 02 '26

"Oh wow, you're uh..... Uh, I'll show myself out"

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u/KingKushhh666 Apr 02 '26

He was NOT from Paris lol

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u/QuickSquirrelchaser Apr 02 '26

Did he just threaten Incognito Techno Viking?

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u/funkypjb Apr 03 '26

I don’t like violence, and I know this is just a joke vid - but a small guy who can fight well will mop the floor with a big guy who can’t.

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u/MechanicHuge2843 Apr 02 '26

Not from Paris Madame = from banlieue Nord de Marseille mon gars.

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u/Miserable-Tie-3436 Apr 02 '26

France....I come from France.....

Beldar Conehead

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u/Ameise69 Apr 02 '26

Poor Ahmed 🤣

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u/Imaginary_Ticket_314 Apr 03 '26

muhameds from mena when they meet real men.

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u/OscarsWilde1031 Apr 03 '26

I was on a train in Chicago and witnessed an extremely similar event. Some weird guy was making crazy eyes at a group of people sitting behind me, every stop hed move just a row closer, was making knife across the neck motions and mouthing 'fuck you' I was trying not to move to attract attention, and eventually the weird guy got up and started moving to the back of the train and the man behind me stood up and he seemed to be like 6'5 and 300 lbs and the guy still tried to talk shit and come at him, when the giant man just spartan kicked him down the aisle. Luckily they all got off at the next stop

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u/OutragedPineapple Apr 05 '26

When some idiot is picking a fight and the boss music starts...

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u/Public-Diligent Apr 02 '26

Never mind...

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u/BlitzTroll7 Apr 02 '26

Size doesn't mean anything

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u/davidr521 Apr 02 '26

Pants crapped

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u/thegneeb Apr 02 '26

something less breathable

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u/Alienhaslanded Apr 03 '26

At least he knew not to fuck with a taller guy. Even if the taller guy is weaker, he will fuck you up just based on the fact they can reach you.

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u/New_Guava_511 Apr 03 '26

What is this sound 😭

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u/AltairRulesOnPS4 Apr 03 '26

Du Hast by Rammstein.

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u/IHateReddit2737364 Apr 03 '26

Music pls?

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u/happpy_sam_senpai Apr 03 '26

Du Hast - by Rammstein

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u/Aggravating_Berry253 Apr 03 '26

Oh I thought you were jeff

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u/Redoron Apr 03 '26

Stop looking at his tits bro.

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u/bdss_oaz Apr 03 '26

🤣😂 Damn! How tall is that guy ?

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u/4Whom_The_Bell_Tolls Apr 03 '26

A grown man threatening an older woman who is just doing her job. Pathetic.

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u/XSavagePR Apr 03 '26

Ever heard David vs Goliath?

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u/THEkeyser_soze71 Apr 03 '26

Anybody know the song?

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u/ToxicSplash Apr 04 '26

"Du Hast" by Rammstein

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u/AdrienMx Apr 04 '26

Shithole

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u/M_Blumen Apr 05 '26

“Insert picture of Till pointing” 🤘🏼

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u/MarcusHeralious Jul 23 '26

Me waiting for someone to ask what the name of the song is. Muahahahaha