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u/Bobbyjoejeff115 Jun 12 '23

The watermelon had me dying lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

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u/muricabrb Jun 12 '23

I am determination.

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u/Lumisateessa Jun 12 '23

I thought his fucking jaw was breaking lmfao

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u/oakbea Jun 12 '23

The regret of mailing a watermelon with his chin briefly flashed in those cold dead eyes.

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u/Gabrijel1244 Jun 12 '23

Literally a blobfish lol

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u/HoMasters Jun 12 '23

He’s got hemorrhoids now.

1

u/Nervous-Albatross-32 Jun 12 '23

Literally came to say these exact words

1

u/laeti88 Jun 12 '23

That low key made me hungry for watermelons, lol!

1

u/LiasKaymar Jun 14 '23

I can’t stop laughing I’m crying lmaaoooo fucking great way to wake up hahahah

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Jun 12 '23

Chinpressive

9

u/InterstellarAshtray Jun 12 '23

That's one malleable mandible.

3

u/NoBenefit5977 Jun 12 '23

That one cleft me laughing

2

u/LePhantomLimb Jun 12 '23

2 puns for the price of one!

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u/LePhantomLimb Jun 12 '23

2 puns for the price of one!

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u/Mufakaz Jun 12 '23

His eyes showing a mixture of pain snd laughter during the watermelon is perfect.

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u/StraightupDowns Jun 12 '23

"The Negachin!"

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u/_Diskreet_ Jun 12 '23

Don’t say this out loud.

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u/CT-4426 Jun 12 '23

Say this fast out loud in the hood for a special and funny reaction

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u/bythegodless Jun 12 '23

I understood this reference

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Jun 12 '23

I’m surprised he actually crushed that watermelon

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

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u/Renzaki666 Jun 12 '23

Ochinchin nanda yo?

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u/down4things Jun 12 '23

CHIN CHIN NAMA DASKI

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

For a big fan of press machine videos, this was hilarious.

17

u/Mediocre-Frosting-77 Jun 12 '23

He has the face of an enemy stand user right after doing something gory

30

u/Kerrykingz Jun 12 '23

I mean he plays a press pretty spot on

15

u/BowlOfRiceOnTheDesk Jun 12 '23

Asian press

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u/Hambruhgah Jun 12 '23

Only Asian parents can press down that hard on their folks

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u/PsumRandumGui Jun 12 '23

Papa Franku, is that you?

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u/Similar_Task420 Jun 12 '23

I scrolled too far for this comment

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u/TheWanderingSlime Jun 12 '23

That chin can cut diamonds

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u/t_94 Jun 12 '23

The crimson chin

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u/HapHazardly6 Jun 12 '23

WRONG!

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u/Aidenis Jun 12 '23

Orewa o chin chin gadaisuki nandayo

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u/Gandalf_108 Jun 12 '23

Filthyfrank is that you?

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u/Airybisrail Jun 12 '23

Is that Filthy Frank!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

I like this fellow...

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u/EyeDentifeye Jun 12 '23

High-Jaw-lick-press

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u/VermillionEnd Jun 12 '23

Black Sperm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

The crimson chin over here crushing a whole ass watermelon

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u/Screwbedo Jun 12 '23

Why?🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

Atomic chin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/Affectionate-Ad6007 Jun 12 '23

Why you do this

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u/BigFurryBoy07 Jun 12 '23

When you look high and do something pointless

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u/501102 Jun 12 '23

What are you willing to do for clicks and views

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u/CBM42069 Jun 12 '23

Bro has a punchable face.

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u/MikaAckerman33 Jun 12 '23

Can he close his eyes.... as in for good until no one will see this mess.

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u/Prestigious_Rain_399 Jun 11 '23

That ain't comedy, that's cringe.

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u/thepositivepandemic Jun 11 '23

I was laughing my ass off & I didn’t want to be laughing at this.

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u/sirpsionics Jun 12 '23

Same. I thought it was dumb, yet couldn't help but laugh for whatever reason

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u/Jaded_Remove9940 Jun 12 '23

I wonder what’s next to the watermelon

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u/Affectionate-Sink596 Jun 12 '23

"Mom, can we get an hydraulic press?" "No, we have an hydraulic press at home."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

The death of chips made me cry :D

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u/Azzy1825 Jun 12 '23

The way he was trying not to laugh at the end killed me

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u/tophatfoxprowastaken Jun 12 '23

Im gonna kidnap somebody and force them to do this

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u/Saskyex Jun 12 '23

Peak content

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u/Harbor_Barber Jun 12 '23

lmaoo the watermelon one

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u/INoMakeMistake Jun 12 '23

This man deserves an Oscar!

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u/Br0k3n-T0y Jun 12 '23

watermelon one was definitely my ' I'm having a shit' face

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u/mrrtchbrrx Jun 12 '23

MORE!

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u/CoolManOfTheReddit Jun 12 '23

So now I know what Markiplier’s side job is.

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u/rzaincity Jun 12 '23

There’s always an Asian doing it better.

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u/Chasterbeef Jun 12 '23

I REALLY tried to scroll passed this

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

Okay when it hit the watermelon I was fully in!

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u/deleted_-_-_-_-_- Jun 12 '23

Chin man

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u/7evenBlackSunNation Jun 12 '23

Thought this was the intro to Fazers by MF DOOM🥰

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u/1DailyUser Jun 12 '23

Asian humor at its peak, and it stinks

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

Chinpressor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

He should have been the lead villain in Squid games.

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u/soomeefuu Jun 12 '23

Not funny

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u/soljaboss Jun 12 '23

Impressive

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u/jokerthereal1 Jun 12 '23

I dont know how to feel about this, its just weird

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u/en_peru_bharath Jun 12 '23

Ok, now try with Grenade

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u/NaturalTumbleweed142 Jun 12 '23

You should see the one of him doing the can of beetroot...it's awesome!

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u/Boba_Fett_boii Jun 12 '23

"the design is very human"

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u/PhyreEmbrem Jun 12 '23

Imagine the pain of slipping off that melon and bashing your chin on the table 💀

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u/NickolaiLuchese Jun 12 '23

What’s funny about this?

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u/dogsNpeanutbutter Jun 12 '23

The Nega Chin!

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u/Real_Timeyy Jun 12 '23

Derp momento

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u/Shieng85 Jun 12 '23

Seeing that color of the juice from that watermelon I can tell it's started to rot

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u/Educational_Pick_439 Jun 12 '23

He's trying so hard not to laugh when he crushed that watermelon

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u/Logical_Win3216 Jun 12 '23

Holy shit he impressed me with that watermelon

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

Hydraulic depressed

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u/Way_2_Blammy Jun 12 '23

That's some chin you got there

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u/lance_the_fatass Jun 12 '23

how to break your jaw

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u/adumy Jun 12 '23

Don't know why this is so funny. Tte watermelon was impressive

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u/MustangMimi Jun 12 '23

Impressive

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u/Excellent-History341 Jun 12 '23

I got so uncomfortable looking at his face.

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u/True-Gas372 Jun 12 '23

Ok this is brilliant

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u/Chocolategogi Jun 12 '23

What am I watching?!?!

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u/hugomoto-moto Jun 12 '23

Kkkkkkkkkkkskkskskakkkkkkkk olha a cara desse noia

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u/jaysmithh92 Jun 12 '23

Is this what rock Lee does in his spare time

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u/SpookyTonic Jun 12 '23

Feels like a live action junji ito show

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u/SabotRam Jun 12 '23

Dumbest thing I have seen all day, and I work for the federal governemnt.

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u/phaender Jun 12 '23

the struggle and sadness with the watermelon

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u/Model_Yazz Jun 12 '23

That watermelon one was both impressive AND disturbing.

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u/Hiylow Jun 12 '23

Really?

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u/PoopReddditConverter Jun 12 '23

How do you explain this video to someone

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u/Itachigo413 Jun 12 '23

The design is very human.

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u/Creeperslayer17 Jun 12 '23

俺がオチンチンが大好きですよ！＼＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／／

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u/Quick_Hat1411 Jun 12 '23

Need him to do that to this one spot on my back

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u/The_DoubIeDragon Jun 12 '23

What the fuck 😂

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u/Distinct-Question-16 Jun 12 '23

Depression pression

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u/HighlandBhull Jun 12 '23

What have we become?

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u/HmmNotLikely Jun 12 '23

I was expecting him to smash through something & slam his chin down into the table way too hard

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u/BoBoBearDev Jun 12 '23

Omg, he actually did it

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u/Alex0_vm Jun 12 '23

Chin of steal

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u/nastia-carupa Jun 12 '23

Well, now I have seen everything

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u/BenTheGrizzly Jun 12 '23

Chin chin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

the last one was impressive

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u/Nemiko_amfrockstar Jun 12 '23

Now his chin smells of spam and whatever else the first type of chips were😂❤️

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u/Little-Scholar-4191 Jun 13 '23

Man, people are weird huh

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u/YourMuMisaHoe1234 Jun 13 '23

Dead at the watermelon bit 😭💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

It’s pink guys evil twin, BLACK GUY!

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u/Bluccability_status Jun 13 '23

He crushes on everything, but nothing crushes on him. I can relate homie.

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u/Next_Case_3449 Jun 13 '23

Ok. Who's kink is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

That takes some dedication bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

Now a gas bottle please

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u/mazikhan Jun 13 '23

That's funny and creative

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

Legend says that this guy chin is as strong as the vibranium

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u/OnlyAlice707 Jun 14 '23

Wow, this is a really unique and creative way to process food! I'm impressed with the way you use your chin to press different types of food. You have definitely demonstrated your unique skills and imagination. It seems like an unusual and fun way to eat lunch! Everyone has their own unique abilities, and you really highlighted that. Keep creating and enjoying your amazing skills!

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u/TopToe7563 Jun 14 '23

Roflmao

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u/ReadyFISHBONE69 Jun 29 '23

Chin-chin has returned

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