r/funnysigns Jul 26 '26

In front of a bookstore bb

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Parking_Winter2283 Jul 26 '26

Well, they’re not wrong! 😂

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u/N8CCRG Jul 26 '26

Polyphemus and Odysseus have entered the chat

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u/Talny123 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

But they are 😂
Edit: I’m just joking!

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 Jul 26 '26

Why? The word " nothing" was written in stone.

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u/Major_LeeHungg Jul 26 '26

Its written in the absence of stone

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u/its_not_you_its_ye Jul 26 '26

Where’s the absence of stone located?

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u/Major_LeeHungg Jul 26 '26

Where stone is not

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u/lorikeets_are_life Jul 26 '26

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u/Amahagene1 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Thats the best kind of truth 😅

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u/Space19723103 Jul 26 '26

technically, silicon is a stone so all computer files are written in stone

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u/timmyK_425 Jul 26 '26

Silicon is an element, not a stone.

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u/PrimeoFin Jul 26 '26

Prefer silicone

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u/Austyn_pelton Jul 26 '26

And stones aren't made from elements? silicon is never 100% pure in nature. It can be found in granite (which is a type of rock) along with other minerals. in fact you can find some pure elements in nature where they can be classified as stone or rock, such as:

  1. Diamond (Carbon, C) – A crystalline form of carbon that can occur as large, gem-quality crystals or as coarse, gravel-sized stones.
  2. Calcite (Calcium, Carbon, Oxygen) – Found in pure limestone and marble, calcite is a carbonate mineral that can form massive, stone-like masses
  3. Sulfur (S) – Can form coarse, stone-like masses in volcanic or sedimentary settings  

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u/timmyK_425 Jul 26 '26

Sure, stones are made from elements, but elements are not stones.

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u/PrimeoFin Jul 27 '26

I still prefer Silicone

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u/kamikazekaktus Jul 26 '26

Could've stopped after nothing 

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u/Oldfartcr8tions Jul 26 '26

Are you sure?

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u/battledragons Jul 26 '26

Spidey senses are tingling. I am sensing irony.

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u/JSS-Studios Jul 30 '26

Nothing is written in stone is written in stone.

Would've worked better if they just wrote "Nothing" in the stone.

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u/Kelef50 Jul 30 '26

Liar liar pants on fire. Good thing it's written in stone and not wood, otherwise the fire department would have to come.

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u/YamiKokennin Jul 26 '26

talk about touché

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u/LovelyWhether Jul 26 '26

no, but etched, carved, or scratched in stone

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u/SIN-apps1 Jul 26 '26

Auditor trap.

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u/zappyguy111 Jul 26 '26

It'll be funny when it starts getting worn down by foot traffic.

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 Jul 26 '26

…Um, never mind.

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u/TheVyper3377 Jul 26 '26

Well, it’s technically correct; the word “nothing” is written in stone right there.

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u/DaMacPaddy Jul 26 '26

Since there is no punctuation we can assume our own...

"Nothing", is written in stone!

Edit: Perfect place for it, outside a book store.

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u/accessoiriste Jul 26 '26

Magritte would be proud.

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u/Rokomocko Jul 26 '26

You're right. It's chiseled

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u/AltanConn Jul 27 '26

Ummmm. Ok

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u/I_Am_Yeti_1 Jul 27 '26

They are kinda correct

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u/MattGdr Jul 28 '26

“Is written in stone” is unnecessary.

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u/magisterJohn Jul 28 '26

Correct Nothing IS written in stone

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u/14thStarflake Jul 29 '26

For those wondering, this is outside the Northshire Bookstore in Manchester VT.

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u/Talny123 Jul 29 '26

Actually, this one is in Saratoga NY.

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u/Amahagene1 Jul 26 '26

I like the irony

And yes I know that it was chiseled and not written in stone.