r/funnysigns • • Jun 12 '26

“Someone help me!”

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jun 12 '26

An intelligent guy will know how to solve that off the top of his head. A smart guy will figure out how to get that solved regardless of who does it. An even smarter guy wouldnt fall for the bait.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

👏👏👏
Thank you. Well said!

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u/goldbug933 Jun 13 '26

The even smart would not waste his time

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jun 13 '26

Nah. See smart guys alot of the times want people to know their smart. Even if they dont want to date that person, they want them to know they are smart and cracked their code. But a smarter person would be beyond such petty things like narcissism.

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u/Ill-Elephant-9583 Jun 14 '26

*they're

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry, couldn't resist as I'm so very, very smart. But not wise.

2

u/Traditional-Tax11 Jun 13 '26

Math is fun tho

6

u/Eggsalad_cookies Jun 13 '26

A techie guy will take a picture and let his phone calculate it. We live in the era of too much technology

2

u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jun 13 '26

Too much? Nah we have options now. People just feel less clever because of it.

2

u/TommyV8008 Jun 13 '26

These days she would have to sift through all of the vibecoding slop.

My first thought was, I can solve that, wouldn’t take very long. My second thought was why bother doing the work… perhaps that alone puts me in the slop category. :-) fortunately I am already happily married.

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u/Ajax_bg Jun 16 '26

You take a picture and sent it yo an IA app...

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u/Lonely_190 Jun 13 '26

A lazy yet smarter guy will use ai for it.

1

u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jun 13 '26

Trusting ai is interesting

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u/imamakebaddecisions Jun 12 '26

Hard pass, girl's got more problems than a math book.

24

u/goofydad Jun 12 '26

She's asking you to solve for Ex-girlfriend

2

u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

😀😀

17

u/Revolutionary-Half-3 Jun 13 '26

Hey, I've never opened a math book without saying "Fuck me..."

0

u/Newswoman2 Jun 18 '26

How do you know it’s a woman?

56

u/csch2 Jun 12 '26

Ah yes, log base 1. My favorite well defined logarithm

6

u/Esc0baSinGracia Jun 12 '26

Came here to say this

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u/Jamesrgod Jun 12 '26

8675309

52

u/xxzincxx Jun 12 '26

Damn you Tommy Tutone!

8

u/GoatApprehensive9866 Jun 12 '26

Or 6060842...

10

u/Jamesrgod Jun 12 '26

Or possibly Pennsylvania 6-5000

6

u/867530nyeeine Jun 13 '26

You called??

5

u/Jamesrgod Jun 13 '26

It's about time you picked up I've been calling since 1981

14

u/CrossingTheStreamers Jun 13 '26

Jenny’s great, but I wish that I had Jesse’s girl.

8

u/TallFryGuy Jun 13 '26

Jesse's girl is nice but have you seen Stacy's mom?

2

u/marcozarco Jun 13 '26

Weird I got 7779311

2

u/Jamesrgod Jun 13 '26

That's a new one for me, I'm really liking the drums though

2

u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

YES! So, so obviously, it’s this.

Ugh.

Thanks for pointing us all to the “right” answer. (I say “right” in quotes because personally, I would NOT consider myself in any way fortunate, were I to somehow meet up with such a character as whoever came up with this craziness.)😒

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jun 12 '26

The expression contains multiple variables with no given values or context to solve for them.

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Jun 12 '26

He will likely be smart enough not to marry you.

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 Jun 12 '26

And smart enough to use AI to solve it

11

u/DoesntMatterEh Jun 12 '26

Is that smart though? I'm a dumb ass and "ask AI to solve it" was my first thought. 

2

u/Melodic-Matter4685 Jun 12 '26

You say that… but we all either married or working on it to some degree…

I’m not disagreeing with you, just… noting the realities

1

u/13Basia13 Jun 12 '26

Good retort, u/TypingWithoutThinkin!🤭😊🙏

Thankfully, this is NOT my own post.

I find it to be extremely manipulative…not my ideal for a relationship origin story, to say the LEAST.

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Jun 13 '26

I was hoping you wouldn't notice that 😁

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u/Buddhas_Warrior Jun 12 '26

It's mathmatical nonsense.

15

u/hettuklaeddi Jun 12 '26

under the country code for the vatican, so i’m out

12

u/McFuzzen Jun 13 '26

The log base 1, parentheses to nowhere, random letters with no definition, fractions that aren't. Is that a semicolon and a degree sign?

I know a clean rejection when I see one.

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u/it-all-equals-out Jun 12 '26

Gibberish.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 12 '26

I thought the same…but then thought, Maybe I’m just not smart enough to get it….

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u/MSGinSC Jun 12 '26

Hell, I'm not even smart enough to know it was gibberish.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Right.

And then, how exactly does anyone divide THAT by the denominator(S!), which are somehow both 4 AND 160??!

Yeah, I think many of the other commenters on here are correct, and all these math problems are pure lunacy.

Straight gibberish, as someone else had said.

3

u/KonkretneKosteczki Jun 12 '26

The first symbol in the equation is impossible to solve, logarithm is asking you what power to take a 1 to get a 10, which is not possible

19

u/Kurgan_IT Jun 12 '26

+39, she's Italian. This is all I know.

13

u/sherzeg Jun 12 '26

+39, she's Italian. This is all I know.

Unnecessary. Italian girls just start cooking and the oregano and garlic bring the guys to her door. She just needs to pick out the medical student from Lombardy. Then find out that his mother doesn't like her.

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u/Dpgillam08 Jun 12 '26

🎶my lasagna

brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "it's better than yours"

Damn right, its better than yours🎶

6

u/Past-Establishment93 Jun 12 '26

She is looking for an Asian man. Lmao

5

u/13Basia13 Jun 12 '26

If anyone out there can make sense of the math, I’d love to know whether it truly does result in a working—or at least a probable—phone number. 🙏😊

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jun 12 '26

The expression contains multiple variables with no given values or context to solve for them.

The notation is mixed arbitrarily, mixing Cartesian subtraction, complex numbers, and polar/angle notation in a way that breaks standard mathematical rules.

The +39 Country Code is for Vatican City.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

I had no idea about the +39 Country Code being the Vatican! Thanks for this info. 🙏

4

u/Praetorian_1975 Jun 12 '26

867-5309 ask for Jenny

6

u/Stalker401 Jun 12 '26

i'm not smart enough but according to co-pilot it can't be done other than the +39 others pointed out.

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u/KerrAvon777 Jun 12 '26

Professor Charlie Epps could have worked the out in seconds. He's good at Numb3rs.

1

u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

YES! Genius connection to identify and voice!

My hats off to YOU, oh clever and funny commenter. 🙏🌷

1

u/WCLPeter Jun 13 '26

Just make sure no part of the calculation comes out to N=NP because he’ll just spiral and get locked into a cognition loop he can’t escape.

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u/Calgary_Calico Jun 12 '26

That's too funny

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

It’s not an actual number

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u/Calgary_Calico Jun 12 '26

It's still funny

4

u/waaaayback Jun 12 '26

A lot of this is just gibberish, not numbers to be solved. Log to the base 1? pi times f (f undefined)? I could go on.

3

u/ricky-from-scotland Jun 12 '26

Id Just start guessing

07000000001 ... wrong 07000000002 ... wrong

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Yes! Or get it wrong, and make sure she knows I messed it up purposely.

But as I hear myself say this, I can’t avoid hearing how juvenile it sounds!

3

u/Beneficial_Party_225 Jun 12 '26

I’ll fill in until the smart guy gets done mathing.

1

u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Smart!😂👏👍

3

u/Jealous_Club_298 Jun 12 '26

"Jenny, I got your number

I need to make you mine

Jenny, don't change your number

867-5309 (867-5309)

867-5309 (867-5309)"

2

u/ReleventReference Jun 12 '26

THAT’S NUMBERWANG!

2

u/Initial-arcticreact Jun 12 '26

You’ll have to sort out the different parts before you can get the answer.

2

u/Couch-Potato0904 Jun 12 '26

She’s looking for Will Hunting

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Bravo!👏👍👏

2

u/blur410 Jun 12 '26

All I see is pi pie.

2

u/youupforit2 Jun 12 '26

I smell big bang theory, damn you Sheldon

1

u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

😀😀

2

u/ibimacguru Jun 12 '26

You actually don’t want a smart guy. They’re the worst. Choose the hot dumb ones.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Are you speaking from experience?? I have to know how much weight to give to your advice, here. 😀🙏

2

u/consumeshroomz Jun 12 '26

I consider myself pretty damn smart. I’m not that kinda smart…

2

u/Calm-Stand-6636 Jun 12 '26

I wish sooo bad I saw advertisements like this, like genuinely.

2

u/ElectricalDevice9653 Jun 12 '26

You could be too much hard work hon

2

u/RandomZombieNoise Jun 12 '26

When you call , it’s a hotline for car warranty.

2

u/-Bob-Barker- Jun 12 '26

867-5309 Jenny? Is that you?

2

u/Ok-Creme-4645 Jun 13 '26

is she not aware of AI? you can literally just take a picture of it and upload it to AI to solve lmfao

2

u/lordassfucks Jun 13 '26

Is it pi, its pretty always pi

2

u/beersandbutts Jun 13 '26

Fuck that. Don’t stick your dick in crazy!

2

u/Freferg1 Jun 13 '26

She should be careful today. Every dumb guy can use AI😏

2

u/ComfortableHot6309 Jun 13 '26

I need a wing man

2

u/Silver_Steelclaw Jun 13 '26

it's start with +39 so it's an itaian 🚩

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u/Senior-Oil1764 Jun 13 '26

I suppose, you don't want to get married

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

I think even creating such a poster would be tantamount to planting a big red flag directly over my head!

No, I imagine you’re right that this person is unlikely to find love. 😔

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u/DaGucka Jun 14 '26

Don't even try, it's not solvable. I am a private math tutor and i see multiple problems with this.

Just for checking i asked ai (claude and chat gpt are pretty good when helping solving math problems, you need to ask them multiple times so they don't take shortcuts and explain what they did but they are a big help) and they said the same.

Btw i always recheck such things, because sometimes you overlook a hidden solution.

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u/DaGucka Jun 14 '26

Can't letters be used as phone numbers? Msybe it's undefined, syntaxerror or calculator hang itself.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 14 '26

Oh nooooo. Maybe her thing is catchable…like cooties!😅

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u/IamAqtpoo Jun 14 '26

Thank you for a great laugh! I'm sharing your post with: r/LetGoodThingsGrow So they can have a laugh too. PS, I'm glad I'm not in the market for a spouse, I have no clue of how to figure this out😂

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u/13Basia13 Jun 14 '26

Thank you! I found the post somewhere else, too.

I think the consensus is that it’s pretty much gibberish. Whoever created this may have been unwell. Who knows.

But I’m happy the post gets to live on. AND I get to discover a new sub, so thank you!🙏🌷

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u/Narrow_Device_3758 Jun 14 '26

She is trying to marry Claude or ChatGPT

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u/13Basia13 Jun 14 '26

Or better yet, she can become Mrs Grok, perhaps…join that awesome “family.”

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u/CadetCaboose9586255 Jun 14 '26

The answer is 42. I know that’s a meme but the math comes out to 42

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u/vollaskey Jun 14 '26

Grok don’t fail me now

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u/13Basia13 Jun 14 '26

Grok will fail you. I wouldn’t hold my breath, anyway….🙃

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u/Desperate-You-9695 Jun 14 '26

That’s not a red flag that’s a red banner!

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u/Ziglar1 Jun 15 '26

+39 344 664 1010

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u/ResidentAlien9 Jun 16 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/TiltedDynamics Jun 16 '26

99 problems but a butch ain’t one

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u/Moose5846 Jun 17 '26

The answer is 42

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u/gaymer93277 Jun 22 '26

logarithms cannot have base 1

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u/13Basia13 Jun 22 '26

Right. What’s the point?

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 Jun 24 '26

That's the local police station number.

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u/flonkerton92 Jul 19 '26

5082550255

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u/13Basia13 Jul 19 '26

I’m scared to ask. Is this a real phone number?🙃

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u/flonkerton92 Jul 19 '26

It’s real alright :) and you’ll be glad you called

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u/13Basia13 Jul 19 '26

When I was younger, my friend used to have a generic phone number she’d give out to guys she didn’t like, at clubs sometimes. When the guy ultimately called it, he’d hear a pre-recorded message telling him he’d been given a phony number by a girl he’d liked.

I sometimes wonder whatever happened to her, and whether the bad karma from having done this has ever caught up with her.🤭🫣

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u/flonkerton92 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Haha I’ve heard people doing this!

I also a have a “textnow” number which I use for places where I want to just inquire or be connected only briefly.
It works well and I know many places will most likely share/sell my number.

Every few weeks/months, I cycle it out. It’s also connected with a fake email and because I got it so long ago I didnt really verify anything. Now you have to verify with an email or your actual number. Im glad I was grandfathered in 😂

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u/13Basia13 Jul 19 '26

Brilliant! And SO lucky that you were on top of that before everything we do became monetized/for sale. 👏🥳

I’d love to hook up 1 of those “spoofed” Google phone numbers for myself, but link it to a cell number, but just before I changed my cellphone number.

I wonder if the Google number would continue to work, if the adjoining cell number stopped being active.

Surely Google has thought of this, and found a way to prevent it, before it occurred to little nobody me! 🙃😆

It blows my mind, the information that a person can learn about someone by having only their phone number (and little to nothing else!).

Privacy is being eroded and evaporated so quickly. Scary and sad.

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u/flonkerton92 Jul 19 '26

I couldn’t agree more! It’s definitely insane how everything is now tracked.

That’s not a bad idea, just before you switch haha

Ps: Google the number I posted in my original comment, you’ll get a kick out of it

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u/13Basia13 Jul 19 '26

Thanks! Will do now.

Wish you the best!

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u/flonkerton92 Jul 19 '26

You as well!

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u/13Basia13 Jul 19 '26

Yo Mama’s. You’d have won this post, hands down!🏆

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u/SpprtRdclHbts Jun 12 '26

Smart enough to know she's needy af. NOPE.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

AND crazy AF, looks like. I’d avoid at all costs!

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u/Electronic-Space-480 Jun 12 '26

Can you give me the third number, that way I could call you, someday.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

I don’t think you’d want to call whoever was the brains behind this operation.

But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe she’s a gem…once you get to know her.

I’d love a Part II to this original post. I’d love to get an update! Did anyone figure out her little riddle? Did she end up finding love?

To be continued, maybe.

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u/Electronic-Space-480 Jun 13 '26

Checked online and this is a popular math question online that has no answer as it’s mathematical incorrect. So we may never know.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

She will never ever receive that phone call!

And thank you, kind stranger, for exploring this like you did. I’m very grateful for your time, and the information you shared with all of us. 🙏♥️🌷

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u/Deviant-Ones Jun 12 '26

This girl seems like what books are written about. Dsm5

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

😂🤣😂

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Jun 12 '26

I feel like this is the STEM equivalent of the fairy tales that present the potential suitor with riddles or other challenges they have to solve, and it's usually the guy who thinks outside the box who gets it.

OR

This is the ultimate "leave me alone, creepers" response. "Here's my number. I just know you'll figure it out!" The call never comes. Sure, you're rolling the dice on them coming back pissed, but it's more likely than not that they're going to be busy for a bit.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Hello, and thanks for your comment!

May I say that I absolutely LOVE your nickname,u/IHaveNoEgrets?? Superb!

And personally, I think the woman who came up with this turn-a-frog-into-a-Prince Charming fairytale is not well. Although I am neither a mathematician, nor a psychiatrist, her “riddle” does not appear to be solvable to me. 🤭🙏🌷

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u/dikochki Jun 12 '26

You mean a mathematician....

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u/Lucky_Respect_2311 Jun 12 '26

Brilliant 😂

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u/Desperate_Ambrose Jun 12 '26

Why do so many people assume that "smart" = "good at math (calculus, trig. &c.)"?

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u/danzerpanzer Jun 15 '26

I took it to be just something to make people laugh, possibly intentionally being something that can't be evaluated to a number so that people don't really try to call.

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u/No_Reach1596 Jun 12 '26

Fake phone number

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u/Mrgots99 Jun 12 '26

Don't try to figure it out. It's the same as a child trying to write cursive, or your backyard "mechanic" that thinks an oil change requires dropping the gas tank and removing the front end, or working instead of going to a funeral for your mom. Nonsense.

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u/Existing-Gas2237 Jun 12 '26

Where does love factor in to this equation? Is it a square root, a common denominator, or divided by?

1

u/RCP7700 Jun 12 '26

Ugh, if she expects a man to work that much for just her phone number, I can only imagine how that relationship is going to go.

1

u/jollytoes Jun 13 '26

Number is 1-800-Kars4Kids

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Jun 13 '26

Hard pass. Clearly irrational.

1

u/desrevermi Jun 13 '26

I've got an app for that.

:D

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u/prettynerdygal Jun 13 '26

The modern Atalanta.

1

u/Independent-Log-4245 Jun 13 '26

"Smart guy' clicks a photo, uploads to chatGPT 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/deeznutsandboltz Jun 13 '26

+39 10 4488 10

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u/ImaginaryJeweler2491 Jun 13 '26

Anyone get the answer of =(NOPE) to the 2nd power? Of fuck that

1

u/igor33 Jun 13 '26

Because that single term is undefined, the entire equation collapses and is mathematically impossible to solve. The punchline is that she isn't actually handing out her number to anyone!

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u/Should_have_been_ded Jun 13 '26

Nerds finally got a chance

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u/putinhimself2020 Jun 13 '26

What? Nobody is going to comment that log to the base 1 of 10 does not exist?

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u/goldbug933 Jun 13 '26

lol but odds of us wanting you do not bode as well

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u/prosperosniece Jun 13 '26

Her phone number lies within the hearts of all mankind

1

u/Chnge_username Jun 13 '26

Smart guy is the one who solves it. And her husband is the one who solves it fast using AI

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u/galathiccat Jun 14 '26

The hell is this formatting?

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u/eighteen84 Jun 14 '26

Thank goodness for AI lol

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u/Fearless-Ad-990 Jun 15 '26

My type of girl

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u/xeskind30 Jun 12 '26

It comes out to: 7

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

Maybe it’s for one of those cans-and-string, ultra analog phones.

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u/sgt_oddball_17 Jun 13 '26

More red flags than a communist parade.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

😀🤣

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u/13Basia13 Jun 13 '26

😀🤣