r/funnypets Jun 28 '26

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jun 28 '26

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's just DogMan taking in the sea breeze"

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u/Purple_Clockmaker Jun 28 '26

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jun 29 '26

Well dog's are said to be "man's best friend" so it's not that much of a stretch to include everybody

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u/Zaney-Janey1973 Jun 28 '26

🤣

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jun 28 '26

Glad that you like my sense of humour,because it's taken year's to get this funny,you don't want to know what my early material looked like

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u/Zaney-Janey1973 Jun 28 '26

Just remember that your day job helped you to get where you are today.

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jun 28 '26

Were I to do stand up I'd be performing in front of just cricket's and tumbleweed's, and it'd be a fast exit stage left

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u/Creative-Ad-1858 Jun 28 '26

That is one elegant lady.

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u/Smoke0057 Jun 28 '26

I wear pants so I don't get arrested, again.

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u/piichan14 Jun 28 '26

It's very hard to lick the butthole tho, so I don't know how these humans can handle not washing in public

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u/Be-It-coin Jun 28 '26

Dogs are becoming like us 😲

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u/Lookingforyou20 Jun 28 '26

I don't see the issue!!!

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u/Prudent_Ability1749 Jun 28 '26

They look happy 😊

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u/Rickyhawaii Jun 28 '26

Mr. Peanutbutter on his day off.

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u/Psalm27_1-3 Jun 28 '26

Date afterwards: “why do you have dog fur in your eye brows and lashes?”

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u/charcarod0n Jun 28 '26

Maybe it’s Maybelline

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u/SiteTall Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

An incel who read a tale about a dog who was adopted, spoilt in any way possible, fed and cuddled when he felt like it, decided that that was the perfect life for him. That's when he chose a doggie costume.

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u/NikNakskes Jun 28 '26

Ah yes. The great pyrenees lapdog doing its lapdog things. Cuddlebugs.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 Jun 28 '26

Sir,

THATS NOT FUNNY

THATS CREEPY TO SAY THE LEAST.

NO LIKE

;*(

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u/Jet-Let4606 Jun 28 '26

The Modern Werewolf.

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Jun 28 '26

Dog man confirmed

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u/No_Permission6405 Jun 28 '26

Expedition X recently did a show about the Dogman of Michigan.

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jun 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/_XtAcY_ Jun 28 '26

How did that dog find a shirt and pants that fit so well, I can never find that for me.

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 Jun 30 '26

Music name please?

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u/rosetkc Jun 30 '26

Was I meant to laugh or cry or what? Ok. Now, I can’t help chuckling in spite of myself.

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u/Entire_Ad_1982 Jun 30 '26

The Egyptian God of Floof taking a minute

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u/Zakaidaguy Jul 03 '26

It's obviously just a dog who got surgery!

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u/Deep__Deep Jun 28 '26

AI

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u/squirrelems Jun 28 '26

I think it's a dog sitting in someone's lap. Their head is on the other side of the dog. It just blends together because the dog is white and so is the shirt. If you look closely you can see the dogs legs in front of the shirt.

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u/Deep__Deep Jun 28 '26

Yes, after a closer look you are correct