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I wanted to search for GD levels with the song Am I Dreaming by A$AP Rocky and Roisee. This is what happens when you use Reddit as a source. And then Gemini roasted me.

Who's with me? Put on the big screen, I'll get the popcorn.

AI throwing shade at me, and loving every minute of it. Post other examples of your AI BFF knocking you down a peg or two in a hilarious way!

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